The AMPire Diaries

The AMPire Diaries Episode 103: The Originals - “The Brothers That Care Forgot”

Ah… Gerald, Gerald, Gerald. This week, your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is discussing The Originals’ “The Brothers That Care Forgot” (Season 2, Episode 8). Which means we’re talking:

- Gerald’s playing the long game, babyyy! (This is what happens when Jill gets her hands on the episode description doc.)

- Did Oliver... die… offscreen? (See what we mean?)

- “Always and Forever” alts.

- The “You Were Supposed To Be My Wife” Clause.

- Elijah, you doing okay, pal?

- Our new enemy: Spotify Podcasts.

- Burner accounts on the Discord.

- Angel Season 5.

- Morgan finally reveals her Season 3 Klaus feelings to Jill (and the non-Patreon audience).

- Praise for Phoebe Tonkin.

“GUEST STAR CLAIRE HOLT RETURNS AS REBEKAH MIKAELSON” (“The Brothers That Care Forgot”)

Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—Vampire Diaries obsessive), Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—Vampire Diaries obsessive), and Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—Vampire Diaries newcomer) on their new podcast journey. Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED.

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The Official CW Promo for “The Brothers That Care Forgot”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEo8n-DR7nQ

The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “The Brothers That Care Forgot”: This is actually, technically their Thanksgiving episode, I think (but also: The “You Were Supposed To Be My Wife” Clause and “GUEST STAR CLAIRE HOLT RETURNS AS REBEKAH MIKAELSON”)

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The AMPire Diaries Episode 102: The Vampire Diaries - “Fade Into You”

Cue Linda Belcher’s Thanksgiving song, please. (KILL THE TURKEY.) Because this week, your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is discussing The Vampire Diaries’ “Fade Into You” (Season 6, Episode 8). Which means we’re talking:

- The classic party game: Taylor Swift or Alexandra Daddario?

- Again, we learn what vampire blood CAN heal.

- Our favorite bits, because we are nothing if not obsessed with ourselves.

- PUT LIAM ON.

- How we would act if we were in a friend group with Liv.

- Morgan dunks on LaToya HARD.

- LaToya sings a song, unrelated to the aforementioned dunking.

- Morgan also sings a song, also unrelated to the aforemention dunking.

- Retaliation o'clock. (No, that’s ALSO not about the dunking.)

- Terrible TVD daddies.

- The Ariana DeBose BAFTAS rap... again.

- More bean talk… again.

- You know Vanessa was bald in the books, right?

“FRIENDSGIVING AT WHITMORE COLLEGE / FLASHBACKS TO KAI'S MURDEROUS PAST” (“Fade Into You”)

Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—Vampire Diaries obsessive), Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—Vampire Diaries obsessive), and Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—Vampire Diaries newcomer) on their new podcast journey. Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED.

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The Official CW Promo for “Fade Into You”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hlYkvmIzFY

The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Fade Into You”: FRIENDSGIVING

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The AMPire Diaries Episode 101: The Originals - “Chasing the Devil’s Tail”

And now onto 100 more episodes, AMPies. That’s right, we are (surprisingly) back for more TVD Universe talk. (TV… to talk about.) This week, your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is discussing The Originals’ “Chasing the Devil’s Tail” (Season 2, Episode 7).

Which means we’re talking:

- The hotness of Finncent.

- Gerald's... wig? …helmet?

- The Kol webseries. (Titled—for your Googling purposes—“The Originals: The Awakening.”)

- Mikey Mike's hobbies.

- Some TVD Season 6 news.

- The television show Supernatural, which—let's face it—will probably be what we pivot to after all of this.

- Bleeped out content you can pretty much figure out

Oh, and here is this man blowing a horn. It will make more sense in the podcast episode: https://imgur.com/a/qvWPBHX

“GOING AFTER EVERYTHING ESTHER LOVES” (“Chasing the Devil’s Tail”)

Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—Vampire Diaries obsessive), Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—Vampire Diaries obsessive), and Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—Vampire Diaries newcomer) on their new podcast journey. Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED.

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The Official CW Promo for “Chasing the Devil’s Tail”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAhK9Vd214c

The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Chasing the Devil’s Tail”: Live jazz and cold beer at Preservation Hall

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The AMPire Diaries Episode 100: The Vampire Diaries - “Do You Remember The First Time?” (feat. Michael Chasin)

Honestly, we’re as surprised as you are, but this is the 100th episode of your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast. LIVE. UNEDITED. And this week, we’re discussing The Vampire Diaries’ “Do You Remember The First Time?” (Season 6, Episode 7). Which means we’re talking:

- The DeLeNa rAiNkIsS.

- What CAN’T vampire blood do?

- Puking AND choking.

- Morgan’s Medicine.

- Ian doing really good acting… and, um, other things about Ian.

- LaToya Googles "doctor stuff."

- Elena’s DRESS. Bonnie’s FACE. Caroline’s SPEECH.

- Rat… or Toad?

- April Young, of course.

- Gilly, of course.

- That look Elena gets in her eye when she’s about to stab herself in the guts (or at least do the equivalent).

- An update on Jill’s Tyler thoughts.

- AND… One of us gets dragged to Hell!!!

“MEMORIES FROM ANOTHER TIME” (“Do You Remember The First Time?”)

Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—Vampire Diaries obsessive), Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—Vampire Diaries obsessive), and Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—Vampire Diaries newcomer) on their new podcast journey. Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED.

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The Official CW Promo for “Do You Remember The First Time?”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzqlsYykLmM

The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Do You Remember The First Time?”: A fundraiser in Jo’s honor (that is somehow not thrown by your AMPie Queens)

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During the intro for Episode 99 (The Originals, "Wheel Inside the Wheel"), LaToya and Morgan got to talking about their respective thoughts on their Originals Season 2 and Season 3 viewings, respectively. They went on to talk spoilers for both seasons, plus the rest of The Vampire Diaries and some Legacies. Enjoy this spoiler-ful bonus clip.

The AMPire Diaries Episode 99: The Originals - “Wheel Inside the Wheel”

FINALLY, your AMPie Queens have come back… to pod. (Well, we recorded this a while ago, but just go with it._ So let’s just get right back into it, shall we? This week, your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is discussing The Originals’ “Wheel Inside the Wheel” (Season 2, Episode 6). Which means we’re talking:

- Jill's new friend.

- As always, the ‘k’ is silent... but it's there.

- Hayley was supposed to be his wife.

- What does Mikey Mike (not in this episode) expect of Davina (also not in this episode) when they, you know?

- Bird moms.

- CAMI'S CLOSET.

- Freya, the apple of Mikael's (and our?) eye.

- We're ready for the hat trick.

- A different kind of viking.

- Does Esther even know what "lying" means?

- Morgan's finally going to the papers.

- CLIP CLOP CLIP CLOP.

- Legacies speak.

- Recontextualizing Finn's behavior over the years.

- Lenesther slapping Klaus (which begins at 16:30 in this episode of The Originals, in case you’re interested).

“'A FAMILY BUILT ON SECRETS AND LIES” (“Wheel Inside the Wheel”)

Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—Vampire Diaries obsessive), Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—Vampire Diaries obsessive), and Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—Vampire Diaries newcomer) on their new podcast journey. Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED.

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The Official CW Promo for “Wheel Inside the Wheel”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTlNoxyz8i8

The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Wheel Inside the Wheel”: Remembering the Kingdom of Norway, 10th Century

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The AMPire Diaries Episode 98: The Vampire Diaries - “The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get” (feat. Michael Chasin)

No Bonnie, no Kai… some worries? As always, you’ll just have to listen to your AMPie Queens and resident boy, Michael Chasin (@MichaelChasin, to find out. Because this week, your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is discussing The Vampire Diaries’ “The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get” (Season 6, Episode 6). Which means we’re talking:

- Who exactly on this show does Enzo know?

- HE’S HUGE.

- Elena jumping out windows: Yay or Nay?

- Alaric’s ugly daylight bracelet.

- Cocaine Bear.

- More Tripp Fell deleted scenes.

- WILL Jill like Legacies?

- Who’s the bigger snitch: Enzo or Liam?

- Stefan, the #1 reluctant Delena shipper.

- Tyler and Elena’s Best Friendship versus Delena.

- Damon pulling “a Bonnie” on Bonnie’s behalf.

- The police state known as Mystic Falls.

- Jo Laughlin, Wife Material.

- The chandelier store.

“A RESCUE IN THE NIGHT” (“The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get”)

Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—Vampire Diaries obsessive), Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—Vampire Diaries obsessive), and Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—Vampire Diaries newcomer) on their new podcast journey. Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED.

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The Official CW Promo for “The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDiTNMw2mPo

The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get”: Rescuing our Mystic Friends from the dreaded Tripp Fell

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The AMPire Diaries Episode 97: The Originals - “Red Door”

Does anyone else have the musical stylings of Tracy Chapman stuck in their head? No? Just us? Alright then. Well, this week, your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is discussing The Originals’ “Red Door” (Season 2, Episode 5). Which means we’re talking:

- Jill's love of Mikey Mike INTENSIFIES.

- More Daviney talk, of course.

- “This body is incredible.”

- Why ISN’T Kol Black? (Besides the obvious TVD-verse reason that the innocent white teen girl series regular could never genuinely date a Black guy. Oh… is that just the answer?)

- So many Ninas.

- The writers... THEY KNOW.

- MOTHER.

- Doing human psychology on non-humans.

“'THE VAMPIRE DIARIES' NINA DOBREV APPEARS IN FLASHBACKS AS TATIA, THE ORIGINAL DOPPELGÄNGER” (“Red Door”)

Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—Vampire Diaries obsessive), Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—Vampire Diaries obsessive), and Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—Vampire Diaries newcomer) on their new podcast journey. Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED.

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The Official CW Promo for “Red Door”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4NJPvExkxs

The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Red Door”: Halloween still, sort of

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The AMPire Diaries Episode 96: The Vampire Diaries - “The World Has Turned and Left Me Here”

Alright, AMPies. If you’ve been following along on social media, you’ll know that this particular episode’s lateness was the result of technical difficulties: hard drive failure JUST before we could export the episode, spending hundreds of dollars to recover all of the hard drive files (every AMPire Diaries edit that exists), the recovered hard drive still having only a corrupted (and unrecoverable) version of this episode, and then I (LaToya) finally having to re-edit this whole thing from scratch. But now, it is here. This week, your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is discussing The Vampire Diaries’ “The World Has Turned and Left Me Here” (Season 6, Episode 5). Which means we’re talking:

- Come on now. I didn’t take any notes for this episode. You just read everything I went through to even get it finished and published, right? Just sit back and enjoy the ride, kids.

“IT’S HOMECOMING” (“The World Has Turned and Left Me Here”)

Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—Vampire Diaries obsessive), Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—Vampire Diaries obsessive), and Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—Vampire Diaries newcomer) on their new podcast journey. Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED.

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The Official CW Promo for “The World Has Turned and Left Me Here”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dflA1agC5bA

The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “The World Has Turned and Left Me Here”: Whitmore Homecoming Corn Maze

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The AMPire Diaries Episode 95: The Originals - “Live and Let Die”

Nothing like an ice cold beer… right, Cami? This week, your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is discussing The Originals’ “Live and Let Die” (Season 2, Episode 4). Which means we’re talking:

- Cami’s Ice Cold Beer Monologue.

- Jill has gone down a dark path…

- Gia and Elijah… we are looking respectfully.

- WHO put Oliver in charge of the kids???

- Again, so sorry to all the Cami fans.

- All of the following: “booo,” *fart sounds*, puking and barfing, “tomato tomato tomato.”

- Watch out Bex, there’s a new feminist in town.

- Klassic Klaus.

- The beginning of our Yellowstone era?

Also, LaToya finally has a reason to play the Butch Walker cover of “Live and Let Die!”

“A HIDEOUT IN THE WOODS” (“Live and Let Die”)

Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—Vampire Diaries obsessive), Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—Vampire Diaries obsessive), and Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—Vampire Diaries newcomer) on their new podcast journey. Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED.

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The Official CW Promo for “Live and Let Die”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9gCdJDo7bs

The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Live and Let Die”: La Luna Sanguinis (and Halloween, kind of)

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