The AMPire Diaries

By LaToya Ferguson, Morgan Lutich, & Jill Defiel

A podcast about The Vampire Diaries that is part re-watch, part first-watch, and all horny for Mystic Falls and its various conspicuously attractive characters.... more

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March 04, 2022 061 - The Originals - Reigning Pain in New Orleans
The AMPire Diaries Episode 61: The Originals - “Reigning Pain in New Orleans”
AMPies, welcome to KIERAN-CAST. This week, your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is discussing The Originals’ “Reigning Pain in New Orleans” (Season 1, Episode 9). Which means we’re talking:
- Sophie not being in the midseason finale? Yikes…
- You can’t tell us that Hayley HASN’T kissed a girl.
- Jill & Morgan vs. Klaus.
- The hottest character on The Originals.
- [email protected].
- “Better to have smashed and been passed on, than never to have smashed at all…”
- Our “Choose Your Own Adventure” fanfiction.
- Two Non-Duds: Josh and Diego.
“NEW ALLIANCES ARE FORMED” (“Reigning Pain in New Orleans”)
Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—Vampire Diaries obsessive), Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—Vampire Diaries obsessive), and Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—Vampire Diaries newcomer) on their new podcast journey. Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED.
Become a patron! https://www.patreon.com/ampdiariespod/
Email us! [email protected]
Tweet at us! @AMPDiariesPod
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The Official CW Promo for “Reigning Pain in New Orleans” :https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7xXVrfY
The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Reigning Pain in New Orleans”: Josh hides behind a car
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1h 42min
February 26, 2022 060 - The Vampire Diaries - The Cell
The AMPire Diaries Episode 60: The Vampire Diaries - “The Cell”
AMPies, it’s that time again: It’s flashback time. (Cue Jill quitting the podcast.) Some might even call it himbo time. (Okay, Jill’s back.) That is right, AMPies—this week, your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is discussing The Vampire Diaries’ “The Cell” (Season 5, Episode 9). Which means we’re talking:
- #FreeAaron.
- The reveal of said himbo.
- Big Johnny Energy.
- The real Doogie.
- A Caroline/Stefan/Katherine messaround.
- The explicit version of the song "Family Tree."
- The return of Cancel Corner.
- NINA.
- Morgan's Bravo brain poisoning.
- Julian McMahon. Again.
“FLASHBACKS TO A DARK TIME IN DAMON'S LIFE” (“The Cell”)
Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—Vampire Diaries obsessive), Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—Vampire Diaries obsessive), and Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—Vampire Diaries newcomer) on their new podcast journey. Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED.
Become a patron! https://www.patreon.com/ampdiariespod/
Email us! [email protected]
Tweet at us! @AMPDiariesPod
Instagram... at us! @AMPireDiariesPod
Go to our website! http://theampirediariespod.com/
The Official CW Promo for “The Cell”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0HTDdHgtwU
The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “The Cell”: Flashbacks to the Augustine society in the 1950s (and to “a dark time in Damon’s life”) + Stefan’s therapy session
The AMPire Diaries is now available to stream on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, and Amazon Podcasts, as well as wherever you get your podcasts.
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1h 45min
February 19, 2022 059 - The Originals - The River in Reverse
The AMPire Diaries Episode 59: The Originals - “The River in Reverse”
AMPires, you already know what it is. This week, your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is discussing The Originals’ “The River in Reverse” (Season 1, Episode 8). Which means we’re talking:
- Celeste... Hello.
- The Mikaelsons and their Viking feelings.
- Baby nemeses.
- The Rodney Dangerfield (and Jabberjaw) of the TVD-verse.
- Kenneth Branagh, of course.
- Father Kieran's vibes. (Email us at [email protected]!)
- Which Succession and Sopranos characters the characters on The Originals are.
- Cami's Memento disease.
- Who Diego fucking?
- I Think You Should Leave with Klaus Mikaelson.
- Happy… ugh, Honda Days.
“THE FIRST BATTLE OF THE WAR” (“The River in Reverse”)
Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—Vampire Diaries obsessive), Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—Vampire Diaries obsessive), and Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—Vampire Diaries newcomer) on their new podcast journey. Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED.
Become a patron! https://www.patreon.com/ampdiariespod/
Email us! [email protected]
Tweet at us! @AMPDiariesPod
Instagram... at us! @AMPireDiariesPod
Go to our website! http://theampirediariespod.com/
The Official CW Promo for “The River in Reverse”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWHeQ9oR0JY
The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “The River in Reverse”: The Gang Tries to Kill Klaus Mikaelson
The AMPire Diaries is now available to stream on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, and Amazon Podcasts, as well as wherever you get your podcasts.
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1h 55min
February 12, 2022 058 - The Vampire Diaries - Dead Man on Campus
The AMPire Diaries Episode 58: The Vampire Diaries - “Dead Man on Campus”
Nothing will stop the Bad Girls of Podcasting from barreling through the TVD Universe—not even Jill’s violent hatred of Klaus! (No, Klaus is not in this episode of The Vampire Diaries. And yet.) This week, your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is discussing The Vampire Diaries’ “Dead Man on Campus” (Season 5, Episode 8). And you just know that discussion which will also include:
- Gregor!Matt—hot or not?
- Our favorite Spike Jonze joint: Creating Mikael Mikaelson.
- A defense of just replying with a thumbs up.
- How would Damon Salvatore—who we like again!—fair on Succession?
- Also, what does Damon do all day?
- Chomping on people when you kiss them.
- Jeremy’s continued… existence.
- All the love in the world for our dear, departed Jesse.
“THE PARTY’S OVER” (“Dead Man on Campus”)
Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—Vampire Diaries obsessive), Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—Vampire Diaries obsessive), and Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—Vampire Diaries newcomer) on their new podcast journey. Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED.
Become a patron! https://www.patreon.com/ampdiariespod/
Email us! [email protected]
Tweet at us! @AMPDiariesPod
Instagram... at us! @AMPireDiariesPod
Go to our website! http://theampirediariespod.com/
The Official CW Promo for “Dead Man on Campus”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPkodyCAR2c
The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Dead Man on Campus”: The “Bonnie’s Alive Again AND Going to College!” Dorm Party
The AMPire Diaries is now available to stream on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, and Amazon Podcasts, as well as wherever you get your podcasts.
Don’t forget to rate (5 STARS, please) and review the podcast. And most importantly, don’t forget to get AMPED.
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1h 53min
February 05, 2022 The AMPire Diaries Bonus Episode: ‘The Last Jedi’ Commentary (feat. Carrie Wittmer)
The AMPire Diaries Bonus Episode: ‘The Last Jedi’ Commentary (feat. Carrie Wittmer) - Book Club’s Reylo Month
CALLING ALL FILTHY, GODLESS, LITTLE REYLOS! If you’re a Patreon subscriber, you already know that our Book Club is celebrating Reylo Month for all of February and ending with our discussion on “The Love Hypothesis” by Ali Hazlewood, a sacred Reylo text. In this bonus episode, you can get a glimpse into Reylo Month with a watchalong commentary for Rian Johnson’s ‘The Last Jedi’ with Morgan, Jill, and special guest Carrie Wittmer. Discussion will include:
- We are a PRO Kelly Marie Tran podcast!
- Colin Trevorrow’s ‘Duel of the Fates.’
- Finn + Poe = Boyfriends.
- Can Laura Dern pull off purple hair simply because she’s gorgeous?
- The Real Housewives’ next destination trip.
- Carrie’s hopes for the Obi Wan show.
- “We are what they grow beyond.”
- The Star Wars characters that we connect to the most.
- And trying not to bring up ‘The Rise of Skywalker’… but failing… many times.
Thank you so much to Carrie (@carriesnotscary) for joining us this month in our appreciation of Rey, Kylo Ren, and the horniest Star Wars movie.
Become a patron! https://www.patreon.com/ampdiariespod/
Email us! [email protected]
Tweet at us! @AMPDiariesPod
Instagram... at us! @AMPireDiariesPod
Go to our website! http://theampirediariespod.com/
The AMPire Diaries is now available to stream on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, and Amazon Podcasts, as well as wherever you get your podcasts.
Don’t forget to rate (5 STARS, please) and review the podcast. And most importantly, don’t forget to get AMPED.
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2h 47min
February 05, 2022 057 - The Originals - Bloodletting
The AMPire Diaries Episode 57: The Originals - “Bloodletting”
Jill’s. Breaking. Point. Has. Officially. Arrived. Welcome to our most anti-Klaus (and possibly most anticipated) episode yet! This week, your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is discussing The Originals’ “Bloodletting” (Season 1, Episode 7). So you know that means we’re talking… Wait, actually—you should just listen to see where this one goes.
“A BLAST FROM THE PAST” (“Bloodletting”)
Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—Vampire Diaries obsessive), Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—Vampire Diaries obsessive), and Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—Vampire Diaries newcomer) on their new podcast journey. Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED.
Become a patron! https://www.patreon.com/ampdiariespod/
Email us! [email protected]
Tweet at us! @AMPDiariesPod
Instagram... at us! @AMPireDiariesPod
Go to our website! http://theampirediariespod.com/
The Official CW Promo for “Bloodletting”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LSNeQ_D7B4
The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Bloodletting”: Tyler Lockwood kidnapping a pregnant woman and stabbing her with a needle
The AMPire Diaries is now available to stream on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, and Amazon Podcasts, as well as wherever you get your podcasts.
Don’t forget to rate (5 STARS, please) and review the podcast. And most importantly, don’t forget to get AMPED.
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1h 47min
January 29, 2022 056 - The Vampire Diaries - Death and the Maiden
The AMPire Diaries Episode 56: The Vampire Diaries - “Death and the Maiden”
AMPies! Welcome back to our (unfortunately) final episode of Qetsiyah Cast! This week, your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is discussing The Vampire Diaries’ “Death and the Maiden” (Season 5, Episode 7). So you just know we’re talking:
- The Official Jill Defiel D-Wanting List.
- Special candies. Wait… What show is this?
- #Doppelpalooza vs. Troppelganger.
- Jill’s grudge against Philly (but not “Motown Philly”).
- “PUT CAROLINE ON!” (Possibly on Qetsiyah?)
- The Stefan/Damon/Elena trio dynamic… but in a disappointed way.
- Celestial events. Heard of ‘em?
- The parallels between The CW’s The Vampire Diaries and Netflix’s Squid Game.
- Charmed, of course. Specifically the one thing we always talk about with Charmed.
- QETS. WITH. A. CANDELABRA.
This one goes out to all you Qetsiyah *and* Che Diaz heads! (Also, nipping this in the bud now: After recording this, we found out Janina Gavankar was on The L-Word. Still not going to watch it.)
Also: TRIGGER WARNING. There is a lot of rather morbid talk of death and the graphic violence in this episode of The Vampire Diaries.
“THE POWER OF DOPPELGÄNGERS” (“Handle With Care”)
Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—Vampire Diaries obsessive), Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—Vampire Diaries obsessive), and Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—Vampire Diaries newcomer) on their new podcast journey. Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED.
Become a patron! https://www.patreon.com/ampdiariespod/
Email us! [email protected]
Tweet at us! @AMPDiariesPod
Instagram... at us! @AMPireDiariesPod
Go to our website! http://theampirediariespod.com/
The Official CW Promo for “Death and the Maiden”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVxhufD7QhY
The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Death and the Maiden”: Swapping the anchor.
The AMPire Diaries is now available to stream on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, and Amazon Podcasts, as well as wherever you get your podcasts.
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1h 29min
January 22, 2022 055 - The Originals - Fruit of the Poisoned Tree
The AMPire Diaries Episode 55: The Originals - “Fruit of the Poisoned Tree”
AMPies! We’re almost at Jill’s breaking point. (If you know, you know.) But THIS week, your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is discussing The Originals’ “Fruit of the Poisoned Tree” (Season 1, Episode 6). And that also means talk of:
- Weird editing, because we are a serious podcast that discusses the art of television.
- Poetry, which LaToya definitely explained during this recording, even though it somehow didn’t make the final cut.
- What they be saying in the church. (“Forgive Me” versus “Bless Me.”)
- Walking (and walking… and walking) and talking. But mostly walking.
- Why “Phesmatos” isn’t as easy as Bonnie Bennett’s always made it look.
- Dark objects and KNOTS, baby.
- Sophie’s boldness.
- Annie the musical, of course!
- Thierry’s hats.
- HOLD HER FOR THE SPELL (AND PLOT), ELIJAH!
“TRUST ISSUES” (“Fruit of the Poisoned Tree”)
Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—Vampire Diaries obsessive), Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—Vampire Diaries obsessive), and Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—Vampire Diaries newcomer) on their new podcast journey. Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED.
Become a patron! https://www.patreon.com/ampdiariespod/
Email us! [email protected]
Tweet at us! @AMPDiariesPod
Instagram... at us! @AMPireDiariesPod
Go to our website! http://theampirediariespod.com/
The Official CW Promo for “Fruit of the Poisoned Tree”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecoorETkSho
The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Fruit of the Poisoned Tree”: Unbinding Sophie and Hayley, we guess.
The AMPire Diaries is now available to stream on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, and Amazon Podcasts, as well as wherever you get your podcasts.
Don’t forget to rate (5 STARS, please) and review the podcast. And most importantly, don’t forget to get AMPED.
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1h 40min
January 16, 2022 054 - The Vampire Diaries - Handle with Care
The AMPire Diaries Episode 54: The Vampire Diaries - “Handle With Care”
Welcome back to Qetsiyah Cast! Your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is discussing The Vampire Diaries “Handle With Care” (Season 5, Episode 6), which will also include talk of:
- What’s really it doing?
- Christy Carlson Romano.
- Gatekeeping the D.
- Damon being a Film Bro.
- Season 5 > Season 4.
- Flip phones and knock knock jokes.
- A timeless classic, “The Monster Mash.”
- Christopher Nolan’s “Kennett.”
- Confirming that we are a PRO pineapple on pizza podcast.
- John Cena.
- Our favorite Greek actors.
“INDESTRUCTIBLE” (“Handle With Care”)
Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—Vampire Diaries obsessive), Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—Vampire Diaries obsessive), and Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—Vampire Diaries newcomer) on their new podcast journey. Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED.
Become a patron! https://www.patreon.com/ampdiariespod/
Email us! [email protected]
Tweet at us! @AMPDiariesPod
Instagram... at us! @AMPireDiariesPod
Go to our website! http://theampirediariespod.com/
The Official CW Promo for “Handle With Care”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkCkEtYipDw
The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Handle With Care”: The hunt for the anchor.
The AMPire Diaries is now available to stream on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, and Amazon Podcasts, as well as wherever you get your podcasts.
Don’t forget to rate (5 STARS, please) and review the podcast. And most importantly, don’t forget to get AMPED.
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2h 13min
January 09, 2022 053 - The Originals - Sinners and Saints
The AMPire Diaries Episode 53: The Originals - “Sinners and Saints”
Remember our big hiatus? Well, please treat yourself to our first recording back after a few months of very necessary breath-catching. That’s right, your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is BACK, baby (or, more accurately, we WERE back) for a discussion of The Originals’ “Sinners and Saints” (Season 1, Episode 5) which will also include:
- Lots of gushing about missing each other.
- Lots of gushing about missing The Originals.
- Lots of gushing about 8 months ago Sophie Devereaux.
- The Good Book (aka the Bible). Heard of it?
- Atticus Shane, somehow. Again.
- Speculation regarding Davina’s MySpace Song.
- New. Merch. Ideas.
- GERALD.
Also: TRIGGER WARNING. This is a shockingly violent episode of The Originals, and we discuss that accordingly.
“PASTS ARE REVEALED AND SECRETS ARE EXPOSED” (“Sinners and Saints”)
Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—Vampire Diaries obsessive), Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—Vampire Diaries obsessive), and Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—Vampire Diaries newcomer) on their new podcast journey. Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED.
Become a patron! https://www.patreon.com/ampdiariespod/
Email us! [email protected]
Tweet at us! @AMPDiariesPod
Instagram... at us! @AMPireDiariesPod
Go to our website! http://theampirediariespod.com/
The Official CW Promo for “Sinners and Saints”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ej4Xg0aY_tY
The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Sinners and Saints”: The Harvest (no, not the Buffy Season 1 one).
The AMPire Diaries is now available to stream on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, and Amazon Podcasts, as well as wherever you get your podcasts.
Don’t forget to rate (5 STARS, please) and review the podcast. And most importantly, don’t forget to get AMPED.
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1h 59min

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