The Answer’s a Lemon

The Answer’s a Lemon

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  • 82: The Spookiest Episode of the Year (Halloween Special #4) [feat. Erin]

    Happy Halloween, y'all.

     

    Questions asked:

    • Bodies aren't the only slasher specialty. Which public menace is taking home the blue ribbon at their local pumpkin carving contest?
    • Which two monsters would have THE STRONGEST children?
    • We've done vampires, werewolves, and fairies. What's the next supernatural romance about?
    • Superstition you still believe in 100%?
    • Best holiday to mash up with Halloween?        
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            1 hr 34 min
          • 81: Drunken Heron Style vs. Authorial Intent

            I love Kung Fu.

             

            Questions asked:

            • What's your frustrating addiction?
            • What non-digital art form do you want to be really good at?
            • You can only listen to one album for a year. What is it?
            • After years of training, you're starring in a kung fu movie. Which style did you master?            
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                    1 hr 15 min
                  • 80: Don't Slug It Up — Unlock Your Snail!

                    Shine your shell, you can do it.

                    (Note: the em dash is an important piece of punctuation and I will never stop using it. Not letting AI take another thing from me.)

                     

                    Questions asked:

                    • The Devil's in a bind, he's way behind, and he's willing to make a deal — with you. What test of skill is he challenging you to?
                    • What popular movie do you have zero intention of watching?
                    • What's that one time you were right, but no one listened?
                    • What's a game that you hate that you love?                 
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                            1 hr 13 min
                          • 79: Overrated, Underrated, and Full-Out Lies

                            We got a lot of lukewarm takes on this one.

                             

                            Questions asked:

                            • What was your favorite playground rumor?                     
                            • Most overrated snack: go!      
                            • You get Tom and Jerry'd to death. What did you in?             
                            • Best Pokemon design. Go!                    
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                                    1 hr 11 min
                                  • Live from Another Anime Con 2026

                                    Register for AAC this year: https://anotheranimecon.com/

                                     

                                    The lovely folk at Another Anime Con let the Lemons loose on the audience....again. Our Sprite of Slightly Unusual takes over the podcast, the Humble host's brain shuts down, and every single guest rules.

                                    Thank you to all our guests and attendees. Y'all are the best.

                                     

                                    Questions asked:

                                    • What magic system do you wish were real?
                                    • Which video game do you want to be made a show / which show do you want to be made a video game?
                                    • Which character's wardrobe are you raiding?
                                    • What band would make a great anime OP?
                                    • Who's the best dad?
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                                            44 min
                                          • 78: A Lot of Hypothetical Crime

                                            Metamorphosing into our worst selves.

                                             

                                            Questions asked:

                                            • You go dormant inside of a chrysalis for three months. What's different when you come out?
                                            • They just released the mascot for your life. What does it look like?
                                            • What's your biggest "Man, I shoulda bought that!" regret?
                                            • Welcome to the Halls of Infamy. What was your first crime?       
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                                                    1 hr 16 min
                                                  • 77: A New Challenger Approaches [feat. Leah]

                                                    Your god of Odd couldn't make this episode. So Leah steps in. What could go wrong?

                                                     

                                                    Questions asked:

                                                    • What media do you regret interacting with the most?
                                                    • Which Pokemon do you want to be real and be your little (?) buddy?
                                                    • What video game/series do you want to get really good at?
                                                    • What band has zero right being as good as they are?          
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                                                            52 min
                                                          • 76: The 250th July 7th Spectacular [feat. Erin]

                                                            Oh dang, Evan's way too tired to be recording.

                                                             

                                                            Questions asked:

                                                            • You've achieved rank of Grillmaster. What's your speciality?
                                                            • Which president is the harshest judge for the public pool cannonball contest?
                                                            • You've been left on a populated island. What one item are you bringing? (Apart from sunscreen and water, of course.)
                                                            • What tropical libation did you invent for the guests of your private island?
                                                            • What food item would actually benefit from a collab with bomb pop?               
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                                                                    Artwork by @Melindaington

                                                                     

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                                                                    1 hr 22 min
                                                                  • 75: Delirium, The Episode

                                                                    Oh dang, Evan's way too tired to be recording.

                                                                     

                                                                    Questions asked:

                                                                    • What animal were you obsessed with as a kid?
                                                                    • What's stressing you out right now?
                                                                    • You have been handed the Mantle of Edward Something Hands. What is that something?
                                                                    • Which band name would be your best nickname?                
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                                                                            55 min

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