The Answer’s a Lemon

By The Answer’s a Lemon

The smartest icebreakers from the dumbest dudes.

Tired of boring small talk that all plays out the same? Impress your next date/your coworkers during a meeting/strangers in the Starbucks line with qu... more

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How many episodes does The Answer’s a Lemon have?

The podcast currently has 76 episodes available.

The Answer’s a Lemon episodes:

June 23, 202675: Delirium, The Episode
Oh dang, Evan's way too tired to be recording.

Questions asked:
What animal were you obsessed with as a kid?
What's stressing you out right now?
You have been handed the Mantle of Edward Something Hands. What is that something?
Which band name would be your best nickname?

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Website:
theanswerisalemon.com

Artwork by @Melindaington

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...more
55min
June 09, 202674: Tuesday is the Best Day, and I Will Brook No Argument
Oh dang, it's Evan's Tuesday Rant.

Questions asked:
What's one of life's small pleasures?
If you were to murder someone, how would you do it?
You get to design your own fragance. What's it called and what are its notes? (Leah)
What's your favorite day of the week?

Send us your weird questions:
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Chill with us on social:
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TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
Facebook: @theanswerisalemon
YouTube: @theanswerisalemon
BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon

Website:
theanswerisalemon.com

Artwork by @Melindaington

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...more
1h 13min
May 26, 202673: Miracle of Miracles
I can't believe it happened.

Questions asked:
What novelty food/candy do you want to make a comeback?
You can only play one video game from now on. What is it?
Worst candy that you actually enjoy?
We've had hot girl summer. We've had sad boy summer. What summer is it?

Send us your weird questions:
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Chill with us on social:
Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
Facebook: @theanswerisalemon
YouTube: @theanswerisalemon
BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon

Website:
theanswerisalemon.com

Artwork by @Melindaington

Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!
...more
1h 17min
May 12, 202672: Past Evan Had a Title for This, but I Forgot and Find This Title Funnier
Man, what if the Polar Bears went on to host this podcast instead?

Questions asked:
The iditarod has a new rule: no dogs. What animal composes your team?
Your dream job no longer exists. What's your job change to escape your current day-to-day drudgery?
What's your go-to candy color?
What is your sensory picadillo?

Send us your weird questions:
[email protected]

Chill with us on social:
Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
Facebook: @theanswerisalemon
YouTube: @theanswerisalemon
BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon

Website:
theanswerisalemon.com

Artwork by @Melindaington

Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!
...more
1h 11min
April 28, 202671: The Podcast with the Best Ideas (Please, Don't Steal)
This is a copyright and a trademark all in one, baby!

Questions asked:
What video game would you be cool with getting sucked into and have to go tool around in?
What's your favorite form of public transit?
You've acquired a minor league baseball team. What's the mascot?
What's the worst game to get really good at?

Send us your weird questions:
[email protected]

Chill with us on social:
Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
Facebook: @theanswerisalemon
YouTube: @theanswerisalemon
BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon

Website:
theanswerisalemon.com

Artwork by @Melindaington

Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!
...more
1h 15min
April 14, 202670: Courage in the Fourth Dimension
Return the slab, said the non-euclidean, Chthonic horror man.

Questions asked:
Which underrated Pokemon has stolen your heart?
Vegetables have become sentient and are running for Congress. For which platform are you voting?
Would you rather have raw spaghetti for arms or cooked spaghetti for arms? @mintpocky
If you were in a band, what's the ideal band you want to open for?

Send us your weird questions:
[email protected]

Chill with us on social:
Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
Facebook: @theanswerisalemon
YouTube: @theanswerisalemon
BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon

Website:
theanswerisalemon.com

Artwork by @Melindaington

Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!
...more
1h 12min
March 31, 202669: The Nice Episode
Nice.

Questions asked:
Which underrated Pokemon has stolen your heart?
Vegetables have become sentient and are running for Congress. For which platform are you voting?
Would you rather have raw spaghetti for arms or cooked spaghetti for arms? @mintpocky
If you were in a band, what's the ideal band you want to open for?

Send us your weird questions:
[email protected]

Chill with us on social:
Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
Facebook: @theanswerisalemon
YouTube: @theanswerisalemon
BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon

Website:
theanswerisalemon.com

Artwork by @Melindaington

Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!
...more
54min
March 17, 202668: The Return of Hyper Winter
Scraggy.

Questions asked:
Buck conventions, what's your dumb dream vacation spot?
Based on band name alone, what's the worst concert you could attend? (Bonus: What's the best?)
Which underrated Pokemon has stolen your heart?
If you were in a band, what's the ideal band you want to open for?

Send us your weird questions:
[email protected]

Chill with us on social:
Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
Facebook: @theanswerisalemon
YouTube: @theanswerisalemon
BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon

Website:
theanswerisalemon.com

Artwork by @Melindaington

Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!
...more
1h 6min
March 03, 202667: The Greatest JRPG Ever
Battle. Pope.

Questions asked:
What medieval peasant job would you have?
Oh no! You're a JRPG protagonist -- what are your storyline beats?
What video game/series do you want to get really good at?
What's something you wish your partner/loved one of choice appreciated the same way you do?

Send us your weird questions:
[email protected]

Chill with us on social:
Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
Facebook: @theanswerisalemon
YouTube: @theanswerisalemon
BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon

Website:
theanswerisalemon.com

Artwork by @Melindaington

Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!
...more
1h 21min
February 17, 202666: Peace Jellybeans
Tell me your stats.

Questions asked:
How has it been having your name?
It's 2026. What flavor jelly bean do we need more than ever in these trying times?
You get to respec your current life build one time. Which two stats are you swapping?
You have been blessed to eradicate one non-life-threatening affliction. What is it?

Send us your weird questions:
[email protected]

Chill with us on social:
Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
Facebook: @theanswerisalemon
YouTube: @theanswerisalemon
BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon

Website:
theanswerisalemon.com

Artwork by @Melindaington

Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!
...more
1h 12min

FAQs about The Answer’s a Lemon:

How many episodes does The Answer’s a Lemon have?

The podcast currently has 76 episodes available.