The Archives

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  • Grow Up & Doppelgänger Couples
    This weeks Backpage News features some odd stories such as a cop getting suspended after dancing naked in a nightclub to 'Don't Stop Believing' along with a gender reveal leading to a forrest fire... Our segment is Grease/Power, where we go through some scenarios and determine which of them are power moves, while others not so much. Lastly in sports we talk about the University of Florida's football coaches wife kissing players and the Minshew Magic era coming to an end.
    42 min
  • What Are You People Watching
    This weeks Backpage news features headlines like California legalizes eating roadkill and a bull semen explosion at a farm. Our segment this week is Shoot the Shit where we roast what people are watching, with the introduction of a new show coming in December called Man vs Bear. Sports includes the Niners are the best to ever do it and the Pats suck bull semen.
    37 min
  • Homemade Gifts and Beer
    This weeks Backpage News features stories such as a jail in Florida having a zoo, where obviously things went wrong and a Japanese hotel being sorry for hackers who may have watched guests through bedside robots. Our segment is Buy or Sell with the topics being homemade gifts and self-brewed beer, inspired by a cringy offering and the luckiest man in the world. Lastly, sports includes Tom Brady's 'Robert Kraft like' cameo in a Netflix show and Westbrook needs friends
    43 min
  • Long Distance Persistence Pt. 3
    This weeks 'Backpage News' includes stories like a Chinese guy hiring a hitman, who then hired another hitman to do the job, who hired another one, who then went ahead and hired another hitman. Along with a Texas man robbing a bank to pay for his wifes wedding ring, the day before the wedding. 
    Our segment is Grease Power including situations revolving around blind leadership and talking that talk. Lastly, sports includes a debate on what was in the box Tom Brady gave to Jets receiver Demaryius Thomas before Monday nights game and the NBA is back.
    46 min
  • Poop Bandit & 2 Types of People
    Our Backpage News features a poop bandit on the loose and a man threatening a farmer after he doesn't let him have sex with his animals. Our segment is our newly introduced '2 Types of People', you know we like to keep the descriptions of our segments in the title. Lastly we talk Sports and our Good Guy of the Week
    40 min
  • Guinea Pig Ice-Cream & Niners/Pats Beef
    this weeks Backpage News includes the Toilet Paper Wedding Dress Contest, yes this is real and a business is starting to sell guinea pig flavoured ice-cream in Latin America. Our segment is Buy/Sell, where we talk tough business decisions and we're selling on wedding proposals. Lastly our Sports features some good ole football beef.
    48 min
  • Plane Etiquette & Acid Trips to Disneyland
    This week we start our Backpage News off strong with the rundown of what tripping acid looks like at Disneyland and then we finish off the segment by covering an Austrian couple that received close to 25,000 ecstasy pills instead of a clothing order. We then get into our segment Shoot the Shit where we discuss plane etiquette and E-Sports. Finally we cap it off with good ol' sports, covering topics like Minshew Magic and how Teddy Bridgewater is a try-hard good-guy-of-the-week.
    44 min
  • Florida Love Story
    This weeks Backpage News features a couple Florida natives making our rotation of headlines, yet again. We got a woman bites the testicles of a camel to escape from underneath it and a couple shacking up n a cop cruise after getting DUI's. Our segment is Grease Power featuring challenges and buying whatever you can, just because you can (like Hitler's wife's panties). Lastly we got sports with the man of the hour, Danny fucking Jones, leading us off
    42 min
  • Former SNL Writer, Kevin Kelton
    We welcome on Kevin Kelton, former writer on Saturday Night Live during the 80's Eddie Murphy days, was one of six writers on Jay Leno's 1986 TV Special, wrote and produced on Night Court, Boy Meets World and many other shows. He sheds light on the writing process for a show like SNL and the transition from writing to producing that came with his switch from sketch comedy to sitcoms. We also talk about stand-up comedy and its evolution from the 80's, 90's to now, as well as the direction it's heading in.
    He shares stories with some comedy icons he's worked with and befriended over the years such as Larry David, Micheal Richards, Eddie Murphy and Jay Leno. We're honoured to have him come on the show and couldn't thank him enough. Ladies and gentlemen, Kevin Kelton.
    1 hr 9 min
  • Two Types of People

    This weeks episode features our Backpage News with stories like a man getting arrested for doing doughnuts on Donald Trumps golf course and vegan activists causing the death of 100 rabbits. We bring you guys a new segment this week called 2 Types of People and cap the show off with some sports talk featuring Kevin Durant's hockey stick legs.

    44 min

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