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  • Banana Robbery & Mayonnaise Guy

    Sorry for the delay ladies and gents but we have good reason, John's an idiot. After roasting John we move into this weeks Backpage News which includes stories like a lady NOT getting a DUI for driving a toy car hammered and a man actually robbed a bank using a banana as a weapon. Our segment is GreasePower where the biggest debate is if eating a full tub of Mayo at a Minor League baseball game is a greasy or power move. Lastly our sports features discussions like ex-Red Sox manager becoming a lobster fisherman.

    41 min
  • Long Distance Persistence
    Racco is out in the GTA leaving John behind in Ottawa this weeks, but not to worry mates, the show must go on. This weeks Backpage News features stories like a guy training his pet squirrel using meth and more wild news from down south. Our segment this week is a Tune Squad of the best championship songs in light of the Raptors. While I’m Sports we talk the championship parade that Racco attended and Matthew Stafford can make the Hall of Fame if he takes our advice
    45 min
  • Buying in on Celebrity Death Matches

    This weeks episode details our trip to Toronto for Game 5 with our Backpage News including stories like a guy getting revenge on a local milk thief by peeing into a bottle and leaving it on his doorstop and toes being incorporated into cocktail drinks. This weeks segment is our Buy/Sell, which feautures topics like celebritity death matches and Quentin Tarantino. Last things last, sports includes some Raptors talk and the Raiders are going to be on Hardknocks.

    49 min
  • Cops is Real & Million Dollar Ideas

    This weeks Backpage News includes stories like Air Force pilotes drawing out the male anatomy in the sky, stylophone cakes and more. Our segment is Head 2 Head where we highlight some of the best match-ups in the NBA Finals such as Kawhi's quad vs KD's calf. While sports includes Ju Ju being the man but also super weird at the same time.

    41 min
  • Pirate Exorcism & Kawhi Not?

    This weeks Backpage News includes stories like a man stealing from his daughters girl scout cookie stash to pay for an erotic massage and a woman who married a 300-year-old pirate ghost needed an exorcism.

    Our segment this week is Shoot the Shit which includes topics like food trucks and the Bachelor/Bachelorette

    While sports includes the Raps making it to the Finals, Boston is a city of douchebags and Steve Kerr is good at acting.

    38 min
  • Corporate Piss Jugs

    This weeks Down to the Wire includes some hot stories in our Backpage News. Some stories include a kid bringing crack to pre-school and a company's employee pissing in a jug to prove a point.

    Our segment this week is Grease/Power, which has scenarios like is telling someone they smell like shit a greasy or power move? What about movie spoilers?

    Lastly, our sports has takes on topics like Lamar Odom's fake penis during a drug test, jockeys are a dying breed and more.

    45 min
  • May 14 - Hair is the New Diamond & LeBron Hates Canada

    Our Backpage News includes some great stories this week including a Lego box being filled with meth, an engagement ring being the future groom's hair, aliens and more. 

    This weeks segment is Shoot the Shit which includes a few topics of discussion such as people stealing dumb shit as discussed throughout the most recent podcasts, baby names getting weirder with people naming kids after GoT characters and people disrespecting kids.

    Sports includes the hardest pic in Toronto sports since the bat flip, LeBron keeps fucking with Toronto, Carolina has the absolute worst captain, Trump is the reason for the Red Sox's recent success and more.

    45 min
  • Canadian Break-Ins & Ya Blewitt

    Season 4 of DTTW kicks off with our Backpage News highlighting some classic Florida nonsense and the worst way to eat chicken nuggets. Our segment this week is Grease Power which includes situations like taking home 10 tubs of food from a wedding. Lastly our sports includes some playoff talk and the Bears Blewitt

    39 min
  • Vest Season Finale

    This week is not just DTTW's Season Finale but also the finale to Vest Season, because all good things come to an end. Before we get to our vest week to end all vest weeks, we discuss our Backpage News & Sports. But most importantly, we conclude with the moment you've all been waiting for...

    40 min
  • Segments & Only Segments

    Let's call this weeks episode a buffer week to get you ready for the finale of not only the season but also Vest SZN. Also, life got in the way so we had to pre-record some segments for you guys... So sit back and enjoy a good laugh.

    39 min

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