The Archives

The Archives

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The Archives episodes

  • Frequently Asked VESTions & An Army of Turtles

    This weeks Backpage News covers some interesting people from Southern Sates stealing sharks, stuffing chainsaws down their pants, and creating reptile armies. Our topic this vest week is answering some frequently asked VESTions about the vest to clear the air about some myths. Lastly our sports includes some AD & Magic drama, along with a soccer team letting people bring their farm animals to games for free

    40 min
  • 2 Guys Arrested For Taking Turns Shooting at Each Other

    This weeks Backpage News includes a couple guys taking vest season too far and shooting at eachother with bulletproof vests on and a PETA ad that features a cow breastfeeding a man. Our segment this week is Head 2 Head, which includes match-ups like a gorilla vs lion vs anaconda vs grizzly bear. Lastly, in sports we discuss the timeline of the AAF and Kuzma with the bitch move of the weak.

    40 min
  • Innovativests

    Its another vest week on Down to the Wire and we bring you guys innovative vest ideas, along with our classic Backpage News and some headlines in the sports world were questioning

    37 min
  • Special Guest & You Can Now Give Cops the Bird

    Our Backpage News this week covers headlines such as giving the finger to cops being constitutionally okay, a hot sauce that gives muscle spasms, man who's name is sober being arrested for not being sober and more. Our shoot the shit segment brings discussions from air guitar competitions to $1.4 million pigeons and the fight against avocados. Sports includes March Madness talk and Cowboys star D-Lineman fighting off 4 bouncers.

    37 min
  • Vest Friends & Best Vests

    Its vest season and what better way to spend it then with your vest friends. Our segment this week are the best vests you've seen on tv including the Hangover monkey. Backpage News includes kids getting their dad the best gift ever... Advertising his phone number for people to prank call him. And our sports kicks off with a 1 minute run-down of the NFL Free Agency Frenzy 

    36 min
  • March 6 - Don't Throw Cheese at Your Baby

    This weeks Backpage news includes people throwing food at their kids to go viral, faking a kidnapping to get out of a bet, shooting guns at yourself below the bet, and falling through a 40ft roof. Ultimately, you cant fix stupid

    In our sports we include our segment Grease Power, and talk about the new 'Outrageous Burger', the Cardinals ditching their rookie QB for another rookie QB, LeBron being able to get away with just about anything, and more.

    31 min
  • Feb. 27 - Smokin Shades & Discombobulated
    • Backpage News (2:50 - 17:18) 
    • Segment (17:21 - 30:35) 
    • Sports (30:40 - 45:30) 

    We're back after a short break, hope all you university students enjoyed your reading week, and all you others enjoyed some time away from us. We mix it up this week and open with our Backpage News where school rivalries are well and alive, Fantasy Football loser bets that incorporate dogs and peanut butter, Moose News, and several more stories.

    We have our Shoot the Shit segment where we discuss sunglasses you can smoke out of, our most recent punny business name discovery, and doing it for the gram is dead. Lastly, our sports highlight everything we missed out on, from Robert Kraft, Ja Rule's halftime show and curse that almost killed KAT, a ridiculous amount of trades in the NHL and more. 

    47 min
  • Naked Cop Chases & Big Grandma Energy
    • Sports (3:30 - 17:21)  
    • Buy/Sell  (17:21 - 26:30)  
    • Backpage News (26:30 - 36:37) 


    In this weeks DTTW episode we find out Kyler Murray made the best decision of his life, Linsanity will carry the Raps to exactly where they would have been anyways, and Magic Johnson will turn Ben Simmons into the next Markelle Fultz.

    In our Buy/Sell, we talk over the top revenge, not owning up to mistakes, tightening up the leach and more. While our Backpage News covers Cops chasing down a naked man in a golf cart, stoners finding a tiger, grandma's fighting off criminals and much more.

    39 min
  • Feb. 5 Segment - Shaming People is Now an App

    Racco and John do DTTW's Shoot the Shit segment where we talk about everyday things just like everyday people. Starting with a magic trick that resulted in nail going through a womans hand, China's newest app that we don't want a part of, you need to be 100 years old to smoke in Hawaii, and much more. 

    17 min

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