The Archives

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  • Last Minute Season Finale
    This weeks Backpage News highlights some odd stories like a vegan woman suing her neighbour for barbecuing meat and MOOSE NEWS. Our segment is Shoot the Shit where we talk outdoor urinals and airplane travel and sports includes ESPN's nude photoshoot which led us to decide today is the season finale
    1 hr 2 min
  • Vest-Sex Tom Brady Balser
    This weeks episode contains an R- rated Backpage News with people getting down and dirty recently. Some stories include a Florida mans gun getting stolen during an orgy and an 85-year-old woman caught doing the nasty in public... With 5 old men. This weeks segment is Head 2 Head, with match-ups like a nuke vs hurricane and our sports features the topic of 'Brett Favre-ing' it and Jeremy Lin barely making the cut in this episode.
    41 min
  • Long Distance Persistence Pt. 2
    The guys are abroad again this summer, but that doesn't mean we don't got a show to do. This weeks Backpage News includes stories such as a couple facing imprisonment for stealing 88 pounds of sand from an Italian beach and other stories like a woman being sentenced after pulling an alligator from her pants at a traffic stop. Our Segment this week is Grease Power, featuring topics like getting mad at someone else's kids and splitting the bill on the first date. Lastly Sports features an apology for not discussing Hard Knocks last week
    44 min
  • Coca-Cola Survival Tactics
    This weeks Backpage News includes a man dropping T.V's off on porches, while wearing one on his head. Also a man survives with only Coca-Cola for 5 days and we got some MOOSE NEWS this week for ya. Our segment is Shoot the Shit, with discussions like people are ruining beer and Mia Khalifa apparently only made $12,000 from porn.... Finally in Sports we roast LeBron for using a double in Space Jam 2.
    47 min
  • More Walmart Stuff & Special Guest
    This weeks Backpage News highlights some stories your gonna want to hear. Such as a man going in for botox surgery ends up leaving with a circumcision, the police catching a woman peeing on potatoes in a Walmart and monkey-human hybrids are being made in China. There is no segment this week because we have a very special guest from the All Offence Podcast, Jack Showers. We talk a whole lotta basketball such as the bigggest winners/losers of the 2019 offseason, bold predictions and upcoming revenge tours... All on Down to the Wire.
    52 min
  • Aussie Meth Busts & Coolers are Cool
    This weeks Backpage News features a bunch of odd stories such as a man crashing his car with $140 million worth of meth into a parked cop car and a Georgia woman shooting off her gun in a McDonalds because her french fries were cold. Our segment is Shoot the Shit where we discuss men and coolers while we cap the episode off with sports where we discuss Anthony Davis' fear of the dark.
    41 min
  • Lamb PED's & Hangin Hoses
    This weeks Backpage News features a line-up of the unheard of news stories your gonna wanna hear, such as a man hoping for a date with flight attendant confesses to bomb threat and local authorities cover up pot-holes after un-named hero sprayed penises around them. Our segment this week is GreasePower with topics like hanging out, quite literally. While sports includes John ranting about Taco Tuesday and Kawhi's illegal requests.
    38 min
  • The Reptilian Conspiracy Continues
    This weeks Backpage News features a couple stories involving snakes like a lady using it as a weapon to steal a car. While our segment is Buy or Sell with topics like the Area 51 'Raid' and we cap the episode off with some sports talk with a little Tom Brady GOAT discussion, not about football but his Twitter game.
    40 min
  • Bath Water Sells & Ice T Cameo's
    This weeks Backpage News features stories like an Instagram model charging $30 for her bathwater, followed with our segment 'Shoot the Shit' with topics like the new Cameo app where celebrities shout out fans. Then we cap off the segment with a little sports talk like why the 'random drug test' piss guy is the worst yet best job
    46 min
  • Stingray Orgies & Kawhi Watch
    This weeks Backpage News includes stingray mating season causing deaths at a Winnipeg zoo, while our segment is Buy/Sell where one of the topics at hand is over-the-top rich people stuff. Lastly our sports segment is our coverage of the Kawhi Leonard fiasco
    44 min

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