Some magical little bits and pieces of previous recordings that tragically landed on the cutting room floor!

Jailhouse justice, schoolhouse spankings, and is Simone Biles just a real big quitter? Also, #ItsBritneyBitch!

Veterans in diners drinking coffee, I am not a robot, and is Heather drunk? Also, do shepherds still exist?

Storybook stalker mom, #FreeTheNipple, and our thoughts on bumper sticker people. The overly-handsy gameshow host, and also, Jordan's encounter with Dr. Death.

Party favor foul, celebrating cellulite, and anemia is beautiful too. Also, RIP Richard Branson?

Knees are legs too, jumping off countertops, Satanic Panic, and are all right turns alright? Also, please don't thank us with a cookie.

Attic absenteeism, intelligence vs hard work, and we assemble our zombie apocalypse dream team. Also, Heather shares her strategy for keeping her kids off of America Idol.

The fifth-born, Panama vs Pennsylvania, and our plans for interdimensional portal survival. Also, Danielle tries to pick a fight with Paris.

Please don’t sing Happy Birthday at me, and it seems our (thinning) hair is running the show. Crossfit bashing, too tired to hustle, and also smelling is overrated.

The evolution of moles, Jurassic park vs The Fast and The Furious, and are the best seats really in the middle? Also, Danielle confesses to crushing on… Jesus?