Quality costume control, McKamy Manor, and Squid Game spoilers. Talking Tina, a witch’s invitation, and also explaining doggie decomp. 

Original Biden or original Bush? Defensive aliens, refuse to be cancelled culture, and a Christian’s guide to sex. Also, Jordan’s cheugy sandwich selection.

Museum-ready button-downs, welcome back Seinfeld, unwarranted proctology, and does anyone have change for a trillion? Also, who shrunk the Pringles?

Heather and Jordan's trash can standoff, Uncrustable safety tips, TikTok toilet thieves, and please don’t talk about Brooks. Also, can we survive without the Real Housewives?

Thick wrists, gargantuan mums, and over the top HOCO proposals. Rock bottom lakes, and reliving the VMA’s glory days. Also, Jordan does not care about your stupid gender reveal. 

Interview envy, Karen chaos, COVID controversy, and hanging onto our humanity. Also, what's your craziest carpool fantasy?

Dying to eat hotdogs, salty knuckles, and accidental ASMR. Forlorn felines and messed up maps. Also, Bjork on the mind and Heather’s Def Leppard obsession.

Jordan's phlegm, our identity crisis, and the abominable platypus. Death with dignity, milk crate mountains, and also, did a sperm cloud kill Amelia Earhart.

Our 8-legged co-host, Val vs. Brad, and who doesn't like a little sexy soot? The height of our stomachs, and also some bully-induced podcast reviews.

The Great Coffee Caper, bathing habits of the rich and famous, and the importance of Nair care. Also, where can I find the mysterious silver can?