The Attic Breakdown

Jordan’s fixed mindset, jubilee holographs, thoughts on the founding fathers, and don’t say “we”.  Hungry rescue rats, the power of “unsend”, unpopular cheerleader opinions, and also Aquaman is the worst.

Henrietta meow cat, MTG’s peach tree meat, and heat strokes + tequila shots.  Who’s smart,  a randy bang, seasonal babies,  and also a lesson on dung. 

Birthday apathy, memory lapses, new shoe alert, and is Danielle’s back on the juice? Drain the swamp, multiple choice monkeypox, and also my parents’ parents are my grandparents.

Sock-slip, baby haze, catch phrase confusion, and fat shaming tweakers. Blue laws, coffin knocks, pink medicine, and also a VERY vocal Brad Pitt.

Delivery day, wilderness cooking, tv binge, and tots running errands. Team mega pint, 2 Target carts, crypto confusion, and also grocery store stamps.

Leg spikes, Jordan’s annoyance, giggly weed, and peptide boosters. Chokey Dum-Dums, dental danger, insecurity flare-ups, and also a jump roping sister.

Man curves, full nudal frontity, and name that bodily fluid?  Early-late 30’s, pub funerals, surgical magnet blob, and also Jordan and Angela share a cry.

Precarious sandwiches, frosting hits, constipated debates, and a cranky uterus. Paralyzing darkness, a rabid fox, bitchy bookends, and also blowhole skylights. 

Staple angle, flamingo 492, feminine juniors, and new oceans. Abdominal shark hand, tractors & kimchi, and also rando granny casseroles.

Tornado tales, toenail real estate, and creepy whistles. Who’s a fella, wilderness burial, and also basketball for dummies.