The Attic Breakdown

Hipster cyclists, hot meals, and competent handymen. Exploring regrets, a lingering handshake, the real MVP, and also the one glass of wine guide to parenting.

Gratuity coercion, tequila misgivings, time changing babies, and podcast cash flow.

Scary house discoveries, Jordan's unexpected kindness, privileged starvation, and also how to retract your material.

Rogue hairs, glossy pages, dry tips and capillary quit. Kidney stone misconceptions, Top 10 Tay Tay, primal rotisserie, and also holding hands with your foot.

Feet that gave up, basic LASIK, and emoji etiquette. dismissive “k’s”, period fights, random bleeding, and also agreeable arguing. 

We understand letters, Vegas payback (smote my God), barnacles with friends, and Angela clotheslines herself. Apocalypse training, Venmoing outer space, Jordan’s rhymes, and also amputees on railways.

Heather’s beef with chicken, energy drink evolution, and inky commitments. Triggery baggage and the love yucks, a puzzling spring break, and also transportation menstruations.

Popper face cream, lazy-mouthed people, call me Claire, and accosting Adele. Uzbekistani Chickpeas, Eataly in Italy, revisiting the fair, and also congregating rabbits.

Refreshing pours, celebrity SAT's, swearing slip ups, and a fevered Santa inquiry. Disappearing noses, Octopus heart, and also doing bad bathroom.

Awkward aisle encounters, wing mom, and a bone to pick with RDJ. Reckless podcasting, inky tantrums, a nude satellite attack, and also sinful butts. 

Crock pot evolution, salmon chunks, Matthew Gravy, and maxed out followers. Daddysitters, floating freezers, the glad game, and also mind your own business.