The B Movie Beatdown

This was bad! We're doing GRIZZLY II: REVENGE (1983/2021), a film that should have stayed gone. Plagued by production problems, this is a big bowl of nothing with boring sauce and a side of regret. Get ready for a movie filled with stock footage and immense disappointment.

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Finally! We are finally giving you the promised: TREMORS II: AFTERSHOCKS (1990)! The worms are back baby and something ain't right. Fredward is leading the boys down to Mexico in this one, so let's load up the truck with some RC cars, and enough explosives to level an oil refinery. Of course, we didn't forget the umbrella this time.

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Don't call her babe! This week we're bringing you some real trash with BARB WIRE (1996)! We have Pamela Anderson doing stuff in a dystopian America where things happen. I hope you brought something to do because this one doesn't get off the ground until we're halfway through.

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Bears!, and we're not talking daddies! This week we're heading into a national forest as we hunt for a GRIZZLY (1976)! We'll be yelling for Ranger Kelly as a bear rips off our arms, legs and heads. Knives don't cut it. Guns don't pierce it. Someone get the rocket launcher!

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Snikt! Time for the biggest Blockbuster in Beatdown history. A budget so vast that the total eclipses every Beatdown prior. A mountain of cold hard cash that could only be used to make the greatest film ever made. That's right, we're covering X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE (2009)!

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It's Rebruary! You know him, you love him, give it up for Reb Brown and another rip-off that's better than the rest: STRIKE COMMANDO (1987)! Reb plays a 4x sole survivor out for vengeance in the mean jungles of Milan. I mean Manilla, but it's hard to tell when we have some very Italian Russians. Anyways, here, have some more Reb Brown.

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Blackpowder! We're going to a post-apocalyptic desert with crazy cars, football pad armor, and so many explosions you'll end up with tinnitus with RAIDERS OF THE SUN (1992)! Get ready for two - count it - TWO storylines that touch tips and fight over who is the most mediocre in this literal sleeper hit. Speaking of hitting anything, you won't need to worry about that, because these guys can't even hit someone with a rocket launcher.

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Hey Boogeyman - let's boogie! This week we're inviting you to the unholy matrimony of Paul and Christie in MORTUARY (1982)! So get ready to embalm your loved ones and give a toast to the lovely new couple.

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Bonk! One by one we'll be getting knocked out and dragged into the basement of THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE (1974)! That's right, we're doing the grandfather of slashers this week, so get ready to hate on Franklin and question the horrible choices and laugh at their pain.I hope I get turned into a pretty lampshade.

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Welcome to the First Annual Beaty's Part II awards! YOU voted, YOU waited, now WE get to share the winners of the 2025 Beaty's. So go get dolled up in your comfiest robe, pour yourself a whiskey in the biggest glass you own, and join us to induct these new members into our annals.

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