The B Movie Beatdown

Necromancer? I hardly know her! This week we are continuing down the mystical world of MYTHICA: THE DARKSPORE (2015)! Everyone is back for their second dose of fantasy adventure, and this time we have an oiled-up elf named Qole that's causing a stir. So, polish off that armor and hone that sword edge, because we just leveled up.

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Ogre?! I barely know her! This week, we're embarking on an adventure with MYTHICA: A QUEST FOR HEROES (2014)! A fantasy flick where a dwarf decapitates someone with a sick axe throw. We've got the usual love at first sight, and yet everyone just keeps talking about Marek's club foot. So strap on your armor and sharpen your swords, because we have damsels to save. It's time to roll initiative.

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Sorry folks! No Beatys this week. The Beaty's will return at a later date, but for now we have to be like those losers at the academy and do our award show in the following year. We love you all, and we're looking forward to bringing you more content!

She's flickin it all night long! This week we're watching one chick flick it all day and all night, in BLOODBEAT (1983). And boy did she beat it. Not only in the bedroom, but in the mind of a suit of samurai armor that goes on a bloody rampage, which is as cool as this movie gets.

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More like Summer of 80 - Bore! This week we're checking out the murder mystery SUMMER OF 84 (2018)! Instead of subverting expectations, this film chose simplicity, predictability, and ultimately, boredom. I'm falling asleep just thinking about it, so grab your GI Joe walkie-talkie and get ready to fall asleep to this nostalgia bait Honeypot.

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Oops, all boobies! This week we're getting all hot and bothered with PICASSO TRIGGER (1988), Andy Sidaris is back with more Bombs, Bullets, and Babes than you can shake a stick at, and a couple dudes who made a dime shaking their sticks if you know what I mean. I think we all know our priorities on this one. Let's just say we didn't come for the plot.

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DOCTOR SATAN! All aboard a most dark and terrifying ride, this week we're doing HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES (2003)! It's gritty, it's gross, it's got Sid Haig stealing every scene, even when he's not in it. Grab yourself some of Captain Spaulding's Famous Fried Chicken, and strap in for a twisted horror homage.

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Sheesh you're pushy! This week, we're bringing you a Blockbuster Beatdown with THE PREDATOR (2018)! Made for $88 million dollars, stacked with a surprisingly all-star cast and more one liners than bullets. There's a lot going for this film and a lot more going against it.

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Aylmer's got a boner, and he wants to put it in your ear! Slow drip that psychedelic blue juice onto our brains, because we're chasin' the dragon this week with BRAIN DAMAGE (1988)! Frank Henenlotter is here once again to make us feel uncomfortable, while we gently bob our heads to this film's great soundtrack. There's no easy way to say it. We're getting dirty with this one.

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