The B Movie Beatdown

We're not perverts! Get ready for gratuitous violence, absurd comedy and some grotesque Dinklage dong with THE TOXIC AVENGER (2025)! That bad boy had such a stage presence it might as well have been credited. There's chaos, charm and a whole lot of penis envy. So grab your mop and join us as we dive into the toxic waste.

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Black Phillip! Black Phillip! Hope you brushed up on Ye Olde English because this week we're covering Robert Eggers' THE VVITCH (2015)! We are rejoined by the one and only Pete as we wander through haunted woods to uncover the legend of the Witch of the Wood. Expect gripping suspense, unsettling tension, and pale feet as we talk about horror origins and classic witch mischief.

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TAKUUAAA! This week we're filling our heads with ancient knowledge and showing our true selves by putting on a mask with BIONICLE: MASK OF LIGHT(2003)! We are joined by our friend, and residential Bionicle Expert: Kyle. So join us as we learn about Bionicles and finding our inner light . . . or whatever

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Space! Reb Brown is back back back again and this time he's a completely average pilot who charms the pants off of everyone he meets (looking at you Lea) in SPACE MUTINY (1988)! There's a lot of good wrapped in this very b-movie sci-fi flick. You got mutineers, Battlestar Galactica footage, ridiculous bumper car chases and so much more to unpack. So get ready for some more of Reb's classic shouts as he single handedly saves the Southern Sun!

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Woof! and not the good kind. We're going to the 2000s again for what should have been an action packed bombshell bonanza with BITCH SLAP(2009)! What we got was a half-backed girlfight where every other scene was them smashing boxes. Some of the visuals were passable but the whole thing simply falls flat. So put on your mini dress and tape up your boobs cuz we're painting the town red! I didn't even mention the huge sci-fi gun.

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It's Predator Baby! Wait, no it's not. It's Bruno Mattei's copycat film ROBOWAR (1988)! Reb Brown is embodying Dutch as he leads a group of BAM commandos through the jungle while a cyborg hunts them from the shadows. I'll let you figure out what BAM means as we rip into this one.

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We're hauling in a big one! This week we went fishing for treasure and all we got was this giant squid in KRAKEN: TENTACLES OF THE DEEP (2006)! We dive into another SyFy Original that gets the job done with minimal distractions. So grab yourself a plate of calamari and hop aboard!

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We struck gold! This week we had the pleasure of taking out a few Nazis with SISU (2022). There tons of blood and gore, and sick kills, and the main dude lights himself on fire. Pretty cool right? So come back to 1944 with us, we'll clobber some Nazis, do a quick little jaunt through Lapland, and it'll be more fun than you can shake a stick at!

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Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to Violence! Get ready to drive, jive and survive with Russ Meyer's cult classic FASTER PUSSYCAT! KILL! KILL! (1965). Three go-go dancers go-go rogue in the California desert driving fast cars, judo chopping necks and using all that sass to get their way. Grab your switchblades and get ready to get down and dirty!

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Somebody Poisoned the Water Supply! Uncle Jesse is in over his head in this one as he tries to stop the evil and apocalyptic Gene Simmons in NEVER TOO YOUNG TO DIE (1986). This action movie is part James Bond, part Mad Max and part Beverly Hills 90210. Get ready for some questionable relationships, ridiculous shootouts and some obvious stunt doubles. Let's see if it sticks the landing.

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