The B Movie Beatdown

Traditional Family Values! This week we're on the hunt for the perfect family with THE STEPFATHER! Terry O'Quinn shines in this psychological horror as the wanna be family man Jerry Blake, or is that really his name? Well, whatever it is you won't want to miss it. Lock the doors, set the table and don't ask too many questions if you know what's good for you.

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There's No Reason! This week we're rolling into telekinetic madness and keeping our heads from exploding with RUBBER! This dark comedy follows the journey of a tire - yes, a literal tire - Its psionic powers, unrelenting bloodlust, and a vague journey of self discovery.

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Now That's What I Call A Brain Freeze! Stick a leaf in your bike spokes and grab a push pop from the ICE CREAM MAN! This summer time snack features Clint Howard in the Ice-tacular role of Gregory, our ice cream man. Can he live up to the Ice Cream King Dream or will the last shreds of his sanity finally snap?

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It's a Brotherhood of Steel! This week we're thrashing to DEATHGASM, where the power of metal actually can summon demons! Expect heavy riffs, buckets of blood, and headbanging mayhem. Hope you brought your corpse paint… but leave your church stuff in the closet.

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How the Hell do we get Outta Here?! Set your watches because this week we're crawling, climbing and defying logic with CUBE 2: HYPERCUBE. This sci-fi mystery is held together by sheer confusion, questionable physics and an endless need to fill the silence. It will have you questioning your own intelligence, the intelligence of the characters, and leave you shouting "PLEASE STOP EATING JERRY!"

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Fill up your tank, and don't forget your shotgun! This week, we're tearing through the sun-scorched highways of MAD MAX. George Miller kicks off his apocalyptic saga with a baby-faced Mel Gibson as "Mad" Max Rockatansky, a lawman in desperate need of a vacation.

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Dios mio! It's May 5th and you know what that means… It's Cinco de Masko! Join us on a nostalgic, and quite romantic, deviation this week with MASK OF ZORRO. Antonio Banderas and Anthony Hopkins bring a Tornado of swashbuckling action! In this, our highest budget blockbuster yet!

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Pocket marbles! Fire up that police scanner and get your duct tape cuz we're hitting the streets vigilante style this week with DEFENDOR. It's a surprisingly heartwarming tale of a man trying to do the right thing, in a misguided way. Also Woody Harrelson throws jars of hornets at bad guys, which kind of rules.

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Locked up! Come undercover with us this week as we take on another b movie trope: women's prison films. Sure there's lots of nude scenes, but this one has a little something more about it. Has anyone seen my shank? I know I left it somewhere…

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Spring Break is here! This week we're traveling down to Florida for nationals with BIKINI SPRING BREAK. Lots of antics with one as we talk about yet another member of the Carradine family. Will We make it there in time? Probably not, but Pete wants to compete in the wet t-shirt contest, so we'll try our darnedest.

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