The B Movie Beatdown

Calcinator! Okay, that might not be what little Timmy is called, but I do know Sven-Ole Thorsen plays a big dude named Suc On Dis and Jesse Ventura is ABRAXAS, GUARDIAN OF THE PLANET (1990)! This is the sci-fi action flick about the one that got away and the child whose father only wants to find him. So braid your rat tails, and buckle up!

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Someone get the TUMS! This week a gaggle of hungry alien balls have crash landed in Midwestern America for CRITTERS (1986)! These adorable monsters will eat you out of house and home, and then eat you while laughing at your crying family. Expect poison darts, firecrackers, and some face morphing bounty hunters, and if all that doesn't stroke your goat we even have a young Billy Zane.

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Hey guys, So no Tremors 2 this week unfortunately. You can blame Jordan, It's 100% his fault and he will be punished accordingly. I'm not sure what we have in store for him, but he said something about shackles...or a wheel of pain... Anyhoo, hopefully this audio explains things better. Instead of an episode this week, why don't you send us movies you'd like to see us cover. So reach out to us with your suggestions!

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The Boogieman is Back! For this week's Summer of Sequels, we're headed back to Haddonfield where the action picks up right where it left off with HALLOWEEN II (1981). Michael's night isn't over, and he's creatively carving his way through a mostly abandoned hospital. Laurie's on bed rest, and Doctor Loomis is waving his gun around like a mad man. That sounds stressful, I'm gonna go relax in the hot tub.

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Pure potentiality! It's time to advance science and bring back the dead as our Summer of Sequels continues with BRIDE OF RE-ANIMATOR (1990)! Herbert West and Dan Cain return with a new dose of re-agent and a crypt waiting to be plundered. The practical effects are still gooey, the liquids are still glowing and mysterious, and the zombies are still shambling. Lets get to work.

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There's TWO snakes! This week we're running a secret military operation and hunting down some giant PYTHONS 2! Billiard Zabka is back and this time he has a gang of goons with lightning guns, flamethrowers, explosions and a truck driver. . . a truck driver? Well, grab your favorite leather duster and meet us somewhere in Russia for PYTHONS 2!

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Odinki Daska, Guys! The first of our Summer of Sequels takes us back to Tromaville for THE TOXIC AVENGER PART II! We'll be windsurfing from New Jersey to Japan, fighting crime, and mackin' on the honeys. We might even reunite with our long lost father. Get yourself a mawashi and meet us in Jersey.

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I'm afraid to close my eyes! This week we are joined by a friend of the pod as we discuss the paranormal found footage phenomenon: THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT! It may not be the first found footage movie, but it is the first for this podcast. Grab a couple granola bars, throw the map into the river, and don't listen to the voices.

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Guns in a Guitar Case! This week we're taking a trip south of the border with Robert Rodriguez's debut film, EL MARIACHI! Made with $7k and a dream, it's a pinnacle in low budget filmmaking; real townspeople extras, homemade stunts and effects, and pure indie movie magic. It's fast, it's gritty, it's worth its weight in coconuts.

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There is No Downstairs! This week we're running from cults, flesh monsters and medical malpractice in THE VOID! A small town cop goes from sleeping on the job to shotgun wielding hero in this Lovecraftian Horror. It's like a sandwich, triangle cult on the outside, terrible flesh monsters on the inside.

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