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Kyle and Ethan run down memory lane on this Thanksgiving 2021 special episode of The Bee Weekly. This is your chance to catch up with some of The Bee's personal favorite moments from the podcast archives. Gratitude is the key to happiness, so give thanks for these hilarious moments.

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Behold the glory of the Worship Song Generator. Re-live that time The Bee had a deep thinking theologian on the show just to talk about their past relationship with Linkin Park and eat links of pork. Walk down memory lane of some of the Babylon Bee's most hated headlines. All this and more on this week's The Bee Weekly!

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Kyle, Dan, and Michael continue reading through The Lord of the Rings with subscribers of The Babylon Bee and enter the chapters The Prye of Denethor and The Houses Of Healing. Wouldn't it be great if we had a king right about now that—oh, I don't know— fulfilled some prophecy told long ago to return again some day and heal his people and save them from death? Boy, that'd be neat. And the ones that don't want that king to return? They can just go light themselves on fire, I tell you what.

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Kyle and Ethan are joined by artist and comic creator Brian E. Lau to Name That Christian Rock Music Lyric and to discuss the importance of telling good stories with high quality art. Christian Rock sometimes has some interesting lyrics. Let's see if The Babylon Bee guys can figure out which lyric is real or fake and also name the rock music group who wrote it. Brian brought Christmas to The Bee early with his bag of goodies like signed copies of Staunch Ambition and Inferno City Firehouse. If comic books with excellent art and stories worth telling are your kind of thing, be sure to check them out. Of course, there is the usual shenanigans at The Bee, like weird news, subscriber dares, and glorious, salty hate mail.

Brian E. Lau is the creator of the comics Inferno City Firehouse and Staunch Ambition. Check out his amazing books at: https://www.staunchambition.com/

The guys talk about what's going on this week at The Bee, what's banging and bombing, and read interesting comments from The Babylon Bee YouTube channel. In this week's weird news a baby was born with a "ball" tail, a duck ran a marathon, and a woman found a website that falsely advertised a hitman service. Two Canadian burglars are really bad at what they do, and there is weird animal news involving owls, possums, and steers. Kyle is unimpressed with yet another Guinness World Record.

The guys open their Christmas presents from Brian E. Lau and then try to Name That Christian Rock Lyric. They read this week's hatemail before diving into the subscriber lounge.

In the subscriber lounge, they answer some subscriber questions, read extra bonus hate mail, and ask Brian E. Lau The Ten Questions!

On The Babylon Bee Interview Show, James Golden aka Bo Snerdley talks about being Rush Limbaugh's right hand man, if Rush Limbaugh was racist, and how the political world has changed over the years. James started as the call screener and quickly became the Senior Producer for Rush Limbaugh. Since then James has written a new book titled, "Rush on the Radio," where he talks about the behind the scenes of working with Rush Limbaugh. He also created a podcast titled "Rush Limbaugh: The Man Behind the Golden EIB Microphone."

Kyle and Ethan hear all the cool stories from James' past working with Rush and speaking at Republican conferences. James talks about why he has such a deep respect for Rush. He talks about how comedy and satire helped build the Rush radio empire. Kyle and Ethan hear about James' favorite parody song they did on Rush's show. James gives his take on President Obama and his healthcare plan.

In the Subscriber Portion, Kyle and Ethan find out about celebrities that were secret fans of Rush. Kyle gets James' take on CRT and what it means for the next generation's schools. Ethan gets James' perspective being a black Republican and how others have viewed him. As always the interview ends with the ever glorious 10 questions.

Kyle, Dan, and Michael, accompanied by Babylon Bee subscriber JustFrancesca, continue reading through The Lord of the Rings with subscribers of The Babylon Bee and enter the chapters The Ride of the Rohirrim and The Battle of the Pelennor Fields. Is old king Theoden up for one last battle like Rocky Balboa? Is Dernhelm genderfluid? It's a roller coaster of a battle with plenty of eucatastrophe in this week's episode!

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Kyle and Ethan are joined by AlfonZo Rachel from Bronze Serpent Media to talk about leftist memes and the problem with modern conservatives. They also talked about the week's weird news like how a third of millennials identify as gay or trans and two bald eagles got into a street fight proving that the bald eagle is the perfect bird to represent the United States. All this and more on The Bee Weekly!

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Kyle, Ethan, and Zo talk about how atheists were fast and furiously tipping their fedoras over our latest interview with Eric Metaxas and get a subscriber dare involving Canadian patriotism. The weird news this week includes a stripper's monkey who bit a child on Halloween, a bald eagle brawl, another update on what the bears are up to, and an 8-year-old girl who is braver than you are. Also don't jump into piranha infested waters, or eat tacos in space without a space plumber, or have your doctor write you a prescription for Climate Change.

Kyle, Ethan, and Zo then analyze some leftist memes so that, as conservatives, they can up their game, learning from the masters of comedy. Then, Zo fires off with what's wrong with modern conservatives and why they keep getting the football taken away from them like poor Charlie Brown.As usual, there is some hate mail which is pretty, pretty, pretty good.

In the subscriber lounge, Zo answers The Ten Questions and helps Kyle and Ethan read bonus hate mail and subscriber headlines of the week. Also there are two mystery Babylon Bee subscribers who make an appearance!

On The Babylon Interview Show, Eric Metaxas talks to Adam and Ethan about why Atheism is now dead, becoming a comedy writer, and Dave Chappelle's latest controversy. Eric's latest book 'Is Atheism Dead?' responds to the "Is God Dead?" question by revealing new evidence that supports Christianity more than Atheism. Eric first gained fame for being the keynote speaker at the National prayer breakfast. He has written many biographies including his most famous, Bonhoeffer. Eric currently hosts the nationally syndicated radio program the 'Eric Metaxas Radio Show.'

Adam and Ethan find out Eric's journey into becoming a national bestselling author. They find out about the Ex-Lax commercial that started Eric's career. Ethan and Eric connect on both having worked on VeggieTales. Adam finds out how the Yale Humor magazine helped shape Eric. Eric shares how the media narrative of him going from an intellectual to a Trump supporter is wrong and what he thinks about the whole situation. Adam and Ethan find out the story behind Eric's Trump children's books.

In the Subscriber Portion, Adam and Ethan play a game with Eric to see if he can say good things about some of the worst people in our current society. Eric talks about his new book 'Is Atheism Dead' and how he stumbled into an extraordinary topic. Adam and Ethan ask Eric the ever great 10 questions and get one of the best punching stories.

Kyle, Dan, and Michael continue reading through The Lord of the Rings with subscribers of The Babylon Bee finally reaching the chapters The Muster of Rohan and The Siege of Gondor. What are the Púkel-men and why must we catch them all? Does Gandalf have a backup staff in case the Witch King of Angmar shows up? Does experience playing Command & Conquer: Red Alert 2 give you practical skills for life and war? Find out by tuning in!

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Managing Editor of The Babylon Bee Joel Berry is in town for this Bee Weekly to talk with Kyle and Ethan about Pokémon fraud possibly resulting in 20 years in prison, how tacos in space are a terrible idea, and how to tell if stick figures, starfish, and traffic lights are racist.

Learn how to be woke with The Babylon Bee Guide to Wokeness.

Kyle, Ethan, and Joel read YouTube comments, answer a subscriber dare, and talk about The Babylon Bee's banger and bomb articles of the week. Then they talk about the week's weird news like cocaine hippos now being considered people, a teacher of the year punching a student, and bats are now winning awards that rightfully belong to birds.Adam Yenser joins the guys to play a new game: Is It Racist? Of course, they read the latest of The Bee's everflowing hate mail.

In the subscriber lounge, they read mail from a subscriber who almost lost her job because of The Babylon Bee, a fan who is beginning to tell Kyle and Ethan's voices apart, and a man with a vulgar email address telling The Babylon Bee how to be Christians. The guys dig into whether more things are racist and then Joel Berry answers The Next Ten Questions.

Sexpert Debra Soh joins awkward Christian prudes at The Babylon Bee to talk about sex, gender, and wokeness. Dr. Debra Soh is a sex neuroscientist, the author of The End of Gender and the host of The Debra Soh Podcast. She has appeared on The Megyn Kelly Show, Real Time with Bill Maher, the Joe Rogan Experience twice, and recently spoke at the Oxford Union.

Kyle and Ethan find out how Gen-Z's views on sex are hurting their generation from Dr. Debra Soh. They go through Debra Soh's myths on gender that seem to all be created with this new generation. Dr. Soh gives tools for parents on how to talk about gender and sexual orientation with their children and schools. Kyle and Ethan get Dr. Soh's opinion on other hot button issues like what research has shown on growing up with Gay and Lesbian parents and the conversations scientists are being forbidden to talk about. Kyle and Ethan talk about purity culture and the effects it had on our culture.

On The Subscriber Portion, Kyle and Ethan talk about Dave Chappelle's latest special. Dr. Soh goes on why this kind of activism will only lead to trouble for the Transgender community. Ethan shares his experience with furries. Dr. Soh shares what she learned about the furry community and her time learning about sexual fetishes.