Greetings Trashelor Nation! Fresh off the latest episode of The Bachelor starring Clayton Echard, Casey Bunker & Sara Armour are back with an astro-infused re-cap.

An episode full of oppositions -- Shrimpnado vs Elizachef / Clarence vs literal strangers / Zaggy Gabby vs playing defense on the field / Pilot Pisces vs Pile-of-shrimp Pisces -- and yet --- nothing really *happened* this episode.

Cocktail party was cancelled, but not the cocktail sauce! SHRIMP has become the breakout star of the season and is stealing every scene. While Elizabeth was the shrimp chef du jour, Shanea used her as a p(r)awn in her wicked game of love (aka staying on TV longer) and survived the rose ceremony unscathed. Gemini Genevieve steps-up and confronts Shrimpnae about her inane attachment to the details of hottub shrimp-gate, and the group date included a rousing game of flag football -- shrimp-- inspired team names to boot. Olympian Marlena crushes on the field (and becomes our official pick for the next Bachelorette), Teddi cuts her knee boo hoo cancer moon, and Cap Sun Gabby makes her own rules on the football field -- the others zip, Gabby zags. HOT TIP: If you find yourself on The Bachelor or in any powderpuff football game -- JUST RUN THE BALL!!!

Later we join Pilot Rachel & Clayton on their one-on-one where they crash some literal strangers cook-out. Why not hang with Clarence or his other friends in Houston? The world may never know. Despite the awkward position they are in, the chemistry between Rachel & Clayton is sky-high -- and the astrology of their charts confirm they have a shot! Scroll to 29m-ish for Rachel's astrology and scroll to 38m for a mini-lesson in astrological relationship compatibility 101.

Until next time.... stay trashy Trashlings & leave a 5-star review on apple podcast when you have a moment. Thank you!

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