The Bathtub Mermaid

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My personal favorite bedtime story though is AlexFlounder and the Torrential, Hazardous, Not-Calm, Very-Dangerous Wave.

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Using the to-dune list is a great way to relieve stress.

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My merman and I have been spending time at the dive-in.

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Mermaids are claustrophobic. We’re also allergic to oregano. But not Oregon.

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Baby, there are sharks in the water.

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Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery, but I prefer to compete in SeaQuestrian events.

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Mermaids have many options for medical care.

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#audio. #mermaidminute #humor #parody #christmas Me-Me del Mare shares the famous mermaid poem “A Visit from Old Sandy Klaws”

Still, I heard him exclaim as his bubble trail died…

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That’s it for now, Santa. Give my love to Ms. Claus, and scritch Blitzen behind the left antler for me. You know that’s her favorite spot.

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Frosty the Narwhal

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