You think mermaids just sit on rocks all day looking glamorous? Please. This ocean doesn’t run itself.

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But here’s the thing: thirty-one days is the challenge, and I showed up with twenty-nine shiny splashes of podcast sass. And in mermaid math, that still counts as a win.

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Because clearly the best way to honor the movie that made half the world afraid to swim is to make the shark literally jump out of the screen at you.

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And flossing? Seaweed works fine, but we prefer jelly strands — extra slippery, biodegradable, and if you’re lucky, bioluminescent. Nothing says “fresh breath” like a glow-in-the-dark smile.

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I’ll be honest, my brave little barnacles: I’m angry. I’m sad. And I’m confused. Because from where I swim, it looks like weapons are valued more than children. And that thought makes my saltwater boil.

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Way back in the Miocene Epoch, a small group of primates took one look at the water and said: “Yes, let’s stay.” Thus began the aquatic line.

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So today, we remember the women who marched, protested, and risked it all to crack open those voting booths. And we also honor the ones who had to keep fighting long after 1920, because justice doesn’t always arrive on time.

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We do NOT comb our hair with forks. We know the difference between combs and cutlery, thank you very much

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Painting over a rainbow doesn’t erase the people who live it, love it, and shine it every single day. That’s like trying to paint over the tide. The water’s just going to wash back in.

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Here in the water, we know the Gulf’s true name because it’s written in the currents, sung in whale-song, and traced in the migrations of sharks. Try to rename a living body of water? That’s like trying to rename the moon and expecting the tides to care.

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