The Bathtub Mermaid

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The Bathtub Mermaid episodes

  • TBM-2512.17 – Dog Days of Advent: Candle

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    Description:

    Welcome to the Dog Days of Advent. I made a list of prompts, and wrote a bite-sized story for each one. They don’t live in the same universe, but they’re all a little off-kilter from what you might expect from holiday fare. And if you pay attention, you’ll notice that the last line of each story becomes the first line of the next. Today’s prompt is  Candle.

    Excerpt:

    No one there was particularly observant. A few weren’t Jewish at all. But Hanukkah had a way of widening the doorway. Light was light, after all, and the station nights were long.

    Episode Cast:

    Melissa A. Bartell

    Links and References
    • Transcript: Candle
    • Dog Days of Advent
    • Credits:
      • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using Audacity.
      • Bathtub Mermaid blog header art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
      • Sound Effects and Music are from Freesound and UppBeat
      • Music Used : “MAOZ TZUR” by “Noel Malekar” Video Link: https://youtu.be/53ptIa-5BrQ Channel Link: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJkKx-mTqoqjZPno7MbFKhA Channel Link: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJkKx-mTqoqjZPno7MbFKhA Follow on : Instagram – https://www.instagram.com/cinematicnoel Soundcloud – https://soundcloud.com/cinematicnoel
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          7 min
        • TBM-2512.16 – Dog Days of Advent: Icicle

          https://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/TBM2512-16-DDOA-Icicle.mp3

           

          Description:

          Welcome to the Dog Days of Advent. I made a list of prompts, and wrote a bite-sized story for each one. They don’t live in the same universe, but they’re all a little off-kilter from what you might expect from holiday fare. And if you pay attention, you’ll notice that the last line of each story becomes the first line of the next. Today’s prompt is  Icicle. 

          Excerpt:

          She snorted. “‘Cause of death: holiday décor.’”

          “‘Victim was in the wrong place at the wrong time, but was at least festively themed.’”

          Episode Cast:

          Melissa A. Bartell

          Links and References
          • Transcript: Icicle
          • Dog Days of Advent
          • Credits:
            • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using Audacity.
            • Bathtub Mermaid blog header art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
            • Sound Effects and Music are from Freesound and UppBeat
            • Music: Music from #Uppbeat
            • https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/tis-the-season
              License code: ZMILKRWZDTPZ2LWY
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                6 min
              • TBM-2512.15 – Dog Days of Advent: Flare

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                Description:

                Welcome to the Dog Days of Advent. I made a list of prompts, and wrote a bite-sized story for each one. They don’t live in the same universe, but they’re all a little off-kilter from what you might expect from holiday fare. And if you pay attention, you’ll notice that the last line of each story becomes the first line of the next. Today’s prompt is Flare

                Excerpt:

                “Daniel,” Jenna said, voice dangerously calm, “we live in Florida.”

                He looked at the wreath again. “…Right. So it might’ve been sand.”

                Episode Cast:

                Melissa A. Bartell

                Links and References
                • Transcript: Flare 
                • Dog Days of Advent
                • Credits:
                  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using Audacity.
                  • Bathtub Mermaid blog header art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
                  • Sound Effects and Music are from Freesound and UppBeat
                  • Contact:
                    • BlueSky: @melysse.bsky.social
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                      5 min
                    • TBM-2512.14 – Dog Days of Advent: Harbor

                      https://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/TBM2512-14-DDOA-Harbor.mp3
                      Description:

                      Welcome to the Dog Days of Advent. I made a list of prompts, and wrote a bite-sized story for each one. They don’t live in the same universe, but they’re all a little off-kilter from what you might expect from holiday fare. And if you pay attention, you’ll notice that the last line of each story becomes the first line of the next. Today’s prompt is Harbor.

                      Excerpt:

                      That was his favorite part of the holidays—the way people found the book they needed by accident. Not the one they came in asking for, but the one that met them halfway.

                      Episode Cast:

                      Melissa A. Bartell

                      Links and References
                      • Transcript: Harbor
                      • Dog Days of Advent
                      • Credits:
                        • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using Audacity.
                        • Bathtub Mermaid blog header art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
                        • Sound Effects and Music are from Freesound and UppBeat
                        • Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):

                          https://uppbeat.io/t/giulio-fazio/happy-holiday

                          License code: FIQIMU5JEDLKOF1M

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                            5 min
                          • TBM-2512.13 – Dog Days of Advent: Storm

                            https://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/TBM2512-13-DDOA-Storm.mp3
                            Description:

                            Welcome to the Dog Days of Advent. I made a list of prompts, and wrote a bite-sized story for each one. They don’t live in the same universe, but they’re all a little off-kilter from what you might expect from holiday fare. And if you pay attention, you’ll notice that the last line of each story becomes the first line of the next. Today’s prompt is Storm

                            Excerpt:

                            “What’d you fly?”

                            “Oh, whatever needed flying.” He gave a small shrug, as if the details were unimportant. “Cargo. Rescue. The odd emergency route on Christmas Eve.”

                            “Christmas Eve?” the student holding the baby asked. “Like… weathering storms?”

                            “Like whatever came through the air that night,” he said, eyes glinting.

                            Episode Cast:

                            Melissa A. Bartell

                            Links and References
                            • Transcript: Storm
                            • Dog Days of Advent
                            • Credits:
                              • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using Audacity.
                              • Bathtub Mermaid blog header art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
                              • Sound Effects and Music are from Freesound and UppBeat
                              • Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):

                                https://uppbeat.io/t/the-lakes/winding-road

                                License code: 331OWIOFB1LQLDIG

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                                  8 min
                                • TBM-2512.12 – Dog Days of Advent: Bells

                                  https://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/TBM-2512-12-DDOA-Bells.mp3
                                  Description:

                                  Welcome to the Dog Days of Advent. I made a list of prompts, and wrote a bite-sized story for each one. They don’t live in the same universe, but they’re all a little off-kilter from what you might expect from holiday fare. And if you pay attention, you’ll notice that the last line of each story becomes the first line of the next. Today’s prompt is Bells

                                  Excerpt:

                                  She held still, afraid the smallest movement would break whatever spell she’d stumbled into.

                                  Episode Cast:

                                  Melissa A. Bartell

                                  Links and References
                                  • Transcript: Bells
                                  • Dog Days of Advent
                                  • Credits:
                                    • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using Audacity.
                                    • Bathtub Mermaid blog header art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
                                    • Sound Effects and Music are from Freesound and UppBeat
                                    • Contact:
                                      • BlueSky: @melysse.bsky.social
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                                        5 min
                                      • TBM-2512.11 – Dog Days of Advent: Echo

                                        https://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/TBM-2512-11-DDOA-Echo.mp3
                                        Description:

                                        Welcome to the Dog Days of Advent. I made a list of prompts, and wrote a bite-sized story for each one. They don’t live in the same universe, but they’re all a little off-kilter from what you might expect from holiday fare. And if you pay attention, you’ll notice that the last line of each story becomes the first line of the next. Today’s prompt is Echo

                                        Excerpt:

                                        Christmas Eve aboard the Cousteau was usually a warm, bustling affair. The crew decorated bulkheads with replicated garlands, brewed small batches of spiced tea in the galley, and argued cheerfully about which Earth tradition counted as “real Christmas.”

                                        Episode Cast:

                                        Melissa A. Bartell

                                        Links and References
                                        • Transcript: Echo
                                        • Dog Days of Advent
                                        • Credits:
                                          • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using Audacity.
                                          • Bathtub Mermaid blog header art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
                                          • Sound Effects and Music are from Freesound and UppBeat
                                          • Contact:
                                            • BlueSky: @melysse.bsky.social
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                                              6 min
                                            • TBM-2512.10 – Dog Days of Advent: Ribbon

                                              https://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/TBM-2512-10-DDOA-Ribbon.mp3
                                              Description:

                                              Welcome to the Dog Days of Advent. I made a list of prompts, and wrote a bite-sized story for each one. They don’t live in the same universe, but they’re all a little off-kilter from what you might expect from holiday fare. And if you pay attention, you’ll notice that the last line of each story becomes the first line of the next. Today’s prompt is Ribbon

                                              Excerpt:

                                              Her mother’s voice rose up in her mind, soft and warm and carrying the cinnamon scent of the kitchen from decades ago: Put your finger right there, sweetie. She could still feel her own small hand, steadying the ribbon the same way her daughter was doing now. She hadn’t thought about that moment in years—not really—but suddenly it was as clear as the afternoon it happened.

                                              Episode Cast:

                                              Melissa A. Bartell

                                              Links and References
                                              • Transcript: Ribbon
                                              • Dog Days of Advent
                                              • Credits:
                                                • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using Audacity.
                                                • Bathtub Mermaid blog header art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
                                                • Sound Effects and Music are from Freesound and UppBeat
                                                • Contact:
                                                  • BlueSky: @melysse.bsky.social
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                                                    6 min
                                                  • TBM-2512.09 – Dog Days of Advent: Lantern

                                                    https://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/TBM-2512-09-DDOA-Lantern-.mp3
                                                    Description:

                                                    Welcome to the Dog Days of Advent. I made a list of prompts, and wrote a bite-sized story for each one. They don’t live in the same universe, but they’re all a little off-kilter from what you might expect from holiday fare. And if you pay attention, you’ll notice that the last line of each story becomes the first line of the next. Today’s prompt is Lantern

                                                    Excerpt:

                                                    The transformer outside gave a low, uneasy hum, faltering just long enough to make her pause with the mixing bowl in her hands. Then the lights blinked once — sharp, warning — and everything went dark.

                                                    Episode Cast:

                                                    Melissa A. Bartell

                                                    Links and References
                                                    • Transcript: Lantern
                                                    • Dog Days of Advent
                                                    • Credits:
                                                      • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using Audacity.
                                                      • Bathtub Mermaid blog header art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
                                                      • Sound Effects and Music are from Freesound and UppBeat
                                                      • Contact:
                                                        • BlueSky: @melysse.bsky.social
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                                                          7 min
                                                        • TBM-2512.08 – Dog Days of Advent: Elves

                                                          https://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/TBM-2512-08-DDOA-Elves.mp3
                                                          Description:

                                                          Welcome to the Dog Days of Advent. I made a list of prompts, and wrote a bite-sized story for each one. They don’t live in the same universe, but they’re all a little off-kilter from what you might expect from holiday fare. And if you pay attention, you’ll notice that the last line of each story becomes the first line of the next. Today’s prompt is  Elves. 

                                                          Excerpt:

                                                          Her husband—“Santa” to the winking masses—sits in his study polishing spectacles, pretending not to hear. He hates this part. Always has. Kindness comes naturally to him. Old power does not.

                                                          Episode Cast:

                                                          Melissa A. Bartell

                                                          Links and References
                                                          • Transcript: Elves
                                                          • Dog Days of Advent
                                                          • Credits:
                                                            • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using Audacity.
                                                            • Bathtub Mermaid blog header art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
                                                            • Sound Effects and Music are from Freesound and UppBeat
                                                            • Contact:
                                                              • BlueSky: @melysse.bsky.social
                                                              • Facebook: MissMelysse
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                                                                6 min

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                                                              Tales from the Tub