There is this famous dog. He has signed hundreds of autographs, and I have them all.  

He has hunted border to border, three states wide. He must have over ten thousand retrieves.  

He’ll get you out of any jam. When a “Lassie” look-a-like walks by, he just lifts his leg and then looks up at me—he knows. I like to think he sees me as his biggest fan.  

He even did my taxes one year. He’s seen it all. A real soldier.  

He’s much older than me, so I call him “Sir.” That’s his name—Sir Hank.  

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