"She got an MRI and it fucking lit her up. Yeah, well, of course. Metallic butt plug inside herself."

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We’re back and we’re going filthy, kids. This week, we unpack the story of a 22-year-old who got “metal up her ass” the hard way. If you think that’s bad, wait until you see the guy calling his Pomeranian his “daughter” on the nightly news while wearing a COVID mask in a smoke-filled fire zone. It’s the most faggoty thing we’ve ever seen.

We also tackle:

* David Lee Roth living in an alternate universe where “Alligator Pants” are cool.

* Ozzy admitting he can’t walk and will only do “bits and pieces” for his final show.

* Tesla’s Brian Wheat starting a new band with Tommy Skeo despite years of “hating” him.

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Is it worse to have a metallic butt plug in an MRI or to call your dog your “daughter” on national TV?

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