Matt is back from Michigan and the boys are hungover from Morgan's birthday party. Shocking new revelations about the titanic stun Matt. Drumline is mentioned. Matt wonders who is spreading vicious rumors about his sex life. Morgan thinks gym teachers aren't accepted in the teachers lounge.

Matt and Morgan talk about waking up early, going up a size in underwear, not paying taxes, Hitler's version of Heaven, and why being tall solves all your problems.

Morgan is back from Australia! Matt shares some exciting news about his comedy career, the boys talk about Macklemore for some reason, and we celebrate the best female singers.

Matt is joined by women Monarey and Nikki who fill in for Morgan as he continues his Australian adventure. They discuss Disney villains, childhood lies, Matt becoming a woman, and their telepathy skills.

Morgan is dead!!!! Hilarious person Noah Findling fills in for Morgan while he's in Australia. Matt and Noah discuss being Jewish, skiing vs. snowboarding, do some impressions, and discuss why they chose to be artists, and Noah admits his love for mustard.

Matt wishes Morgan farewell for Women's History Month, the boys talk about evolution and Christian Science, remember the Alamo, and discuss which pet is the biggest red flag.

Matt Lockwood declares himself a sovereign citizen, the boys recap their music tastes this week, Matt comes up with a new theory, and we wish Katrina a happy birthday.

Matt recaps his trip to Austin, Texas, the boys celebrate a ton of birthdays, and they discuss wing flavors.

Matt and Morgan recap their Superbowl party, talk about the train crash, the upcoming alien invasion, tickle time, and decide to hire a matchmaker.

Matt and Morgan talk about the best letter, the only flaw in Succession, why You People stunk, and recap the Grammy's.