Kareem and Andrew go live on tape in the SubwayTakes HQ office to talk over why Andrew is the whitest of the friend group, the origin of their names, Zohran’s objectively correct racial profiling of himself (and the Times’ huge fail of an expose on the matter), the debate around appropriate emoji skin tone, explaining to Andrew the complexities of Memeojis, more racial stuff, Morgan Wallen, Kareem making “breaking news” in the tabloids for a 9-month-old interview, more speculation on the Epstein and Diddy affairs, the horrifying visage of Quentin Tarantino, Kareem’s birthday and his celebration habits, Andrew’s sad 40th, his inexplicable deep love for acquiring hot dogs, his new grill, Kareem’s recently stolen bike, and we take some calls from the SubwayTakes Hotline. Call in at 917-336-8340 to leave your take and be featured on the show.
Host: Kareem Rahma and Andrew Kuo
Creators: Kareem Rahma and Andrew Kuo
Producer and A/V Editor: Dale Eisinger
Artwork: Andrew Lawandus
Theme Music: Tyler McCauley

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