The Bitch Bash

Episode 21: Pick a Card, Any Card

We are joined once again by a man of many talents, Carlos Taylor. For the past few years, Carlos has been reading tarot for about 5 years both for friends as well being hired to read people at large parties and corporate events. For this week’s episode, Bri B. and Shane Swee take turns in the mystical hot seat.

 

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Carlos gives us a brief overview of tarot and debunks some common myths about this intuitive practice.

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Brianna Mae asks:  “Am I receptive to love?”

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Shane Swee asks: “What is my relationship to self-confidence?”

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Non-Profit Shout-out:

True Colors Fund; working to end homelessness among lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender youth.

https://truecolorsfund.org/

If you're interested in learning more about Carlos' tarot services, contact him at [email protected]

 

Many gracias for tuning in! We’ll be back next week with more crazy situationals and categories. Message us or email us at [email protected] with comments or suggestions for the show. Luhh you forevermore!

Episode 20: Journey of a Free Man with Carlos Taylor

You've heard him referenced about 1000x on the show, but this week we finally trapped his ass! Carlos Taylor is here! We chat about everything from practical spirituality to chonga gatas. Plus, we discuss TGI-Fuck My Life and The Stars Have It.

 

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Urban Dictionary: "San Francisco Bird Feeder"

Tune in to hear what it means. Chirp chirp, bitch.

 

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Interview with Carlos T.

We're talking feeling like a nomad, landing in SF, the masks we wear, how to break a brain, and much more.

 

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Nonprofit Shoutouts: The King Center

http://www.thekingcenter.org/

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Game: Never Have I Ever

We're playing a very telling game of have they or haven't they.

 

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Situational: TGI-Fuck My Life

You’ve been friendly and flirty with your new coworker, Terrence, for a couple of weeks. One Friday, Terrence suggests dinner later that night. You go home to get yourself lookin fine and grab a table when you arrive at the restaurant before him. Terrence walks in moments later with a girl who he introduces as his girlfriend. Do you play along or put Terrence on blast?

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Category Is: The Stars Have It

Astrological pairings. How much do you revere the signs of the stars when dating?

 

If you'd like to get in contact with Carlos regarding anything you heard on today's episode, shoot him an email at [email protected]

 

Blessing for tuning into this week's party and bullshit. If you heard something that resonated with you or you'd like to submit a topic for discussion, hit us up on social media @thebitchbash or email us at [email protected]. Mille baci lovers!

Episode 19: Everything Is Already Not Working Out

Creepsta-gram, Love's a Trip, Dragon Breath, and Self-Sabotage.

 

 

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Situational: Creepsta-gram

You're hanging out with your friend, Brandon, who you haven't seen for a while. When they open their photo gallery to show you a picture from his weekend with his fiancé, you catch screenshots of your insta posts. You don't mention anything. Weird thing is: Brandon doesn't even follow you on instagram. Do you bring it up?

(23:29)

Situational: Love's a Trip

Tristan is your first love. You've been on and off for a few years. You're ready to do some solo traveling and decide to break for the duration, but have the intention of getting back together when you return. While abroad, you fall hard for Ramon. Ramon will actually be starting a job in your city a few months after you return home and he says he wants a real shot at a relationship with you. Old love, new love, no love?

 

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Nonprofit Shoutouts: Victims of the Santa Barbara County Mudslides

Thomas Fire and Flood Fund

https://app.mobilecause.com/f/hjr/n

Santa Barbara Humane Society

https://www.sbhumanesociety.org/give/online/

 

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Match Game: How well does Shane Swee know Bri B.?

 

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Category Is: Dragon Breath

What do you do when you are faced with a case of bad breath?

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Category Is: Self Sabotage

What are the ways in which you sabotage yourself when it comes to relationships?

 

 

Muchas gracias a todo por tuning in! If you'd like to submit a situation, category, or share your own experience with something we've discussed in a previous episode, send us a message or email us at [email protected]. Luhh you!

 

Episode 18: Year of the Bitch

Work Crush; to profess or not to profess your affections?!, Most Drunken NYE, Drug Deal Bae Dealbreak?, Everyone Loves Ted…except your fam.

 

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Urban Dictionary: "The Marlin"

FREE WILLY! Am I right, y’all?! Tune in to hear what it means…spoiler, it’s gonna make ya mad.

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Situational: Work Crush. To profess or not to profess your affections?!

Imagine there’s a super hot guy, Theo, that you’ve been working with for a few years. There has been a connection since day 1 and you’ve joked about how you two might date if you didn’t work together. Now he tells you he thinks that he found “the one.” You’ve been trying to psych yourself up to ask him out for several months and now you realize it may be now or never. Do you go for it?!

(21:00)

Category is: Most Drunken NYE

Peeing on storefronts, grinding on a pole, sex on a staircase, high school house parties & haggard sleeps on bathroom floors y negative brujeria.

(35:45)

Situational: Everyone loves Ted…except your fam.

You are over the moon for new dude, Ted, and you decide to bring him home. Everyone loves Ted and you’re certain that they will too…until they don’t. Not only do they not like him, they loathe him! You think that they’ll have to change their mind after they get to know him better but one year later and they still are not a fan. Is this a dealbreaker?

(44:16)

Situational: Drug Deal Bae Dealbreak?

You’ve been dating, Jason, for two months. Things are going super well and one night Jason comes to you and says he wants to make it official but there’s something he wants to tell you. How he actually makes his money is by selling drugs. Are you out?

(54:58)

Nonprofit Shoutout: Alianza Nacional De Campesinas

https://www.alianzanacionaldecampesinas.org/

 

Thank you to everybody tuning into the show! If you’d like to submit a situation, category, or share your own experience with something we’ve discussed in past episodes, send us a message or email us at [email protected]. Muahh.

Episode 17: Follow Us on Titter

A man and his dog and his other dog, Post-ghost interview, Wild thots with Athena & Armani, Betrayal trip down College Avenue.

 

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A man and his dog and his other dog

Ben & his pup, Camper, are close as can be. So close that you wonder if you can ever catch a spot in bed.

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Post-ghost interview

You hooked up with someone a month ago and ghosted afterwards. You thought you'd never see them again...until they walk into your office and are your first interviewee of the day.

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Music by Madonna ft. Brianna Mae and Shane Swee

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Nonprofit Shoutout: AIDS Lifecycle

https://www.aidslifecycle.org/

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Wild thots with Athena & Armani

You have an amazing connection with Athena. She shows you a picture of her fam and your heart sinks when you recognize a man you dated last year...her twin brother.

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Betrayal trip down College Avenue

You're on a weekend getaway with an old college bud and they say they have something to tell you. Ten years ago, you broke up with your college boyfriend and left for study abroad. Your friend tells you they hooked up with your ex one night and they've been nervous to tell you, until now.

 

Thank you to everybody tuning into the show! If you’d like to submit a situation, category, or share your own experience with something we’ve discussed in past episodes, send us a message or email us at [email protected]. Muahh.

Episode 16: Sweet Sixteen

Join us for our super sweet sixteenth episode! This week's topics: OoohAaahOWWW, Polysaturated, Tinder Hopper, and Trans-formation.

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Urban Dictionary definitions: “Facebook"

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OoohAaahOWWW

Category is: Most Painful Sex Injury.

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Polysaturated

Category is: Poly Relationships.

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Tinder Hopper

Situational: You’re out on a Tinder date with Trevor and during the date, you see Max, the Tinder date you have lined up for tomorrow, walk into the cafe. You’re wrapping up what was an ok date with Trevor and you notice that Max is by himself. Do you stick around and say hi to bachelor #2?

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Trans-formation

Situational: This is your 3rd date with David. While he’s in the bathroom, you hop on Facebook and he appears under “People You May Know”. You decide to creep through his photos and as the pics go further back, you notice that at some point they are all of a woman closely resembling David. It dawns on you that he may very well be FTM (female to male). How do you proceed from here?

This week's shout out goes to:

NARAL, Pro-Choice America

https://www.prochoiceamerica.org/

Since we forgot to take our episode photo, many blessings from 2013:

Episode 15: Men Are Cancelled with Eddie and Lauren

This episode is brought to you by our sponsors, morning Champagne and Tequila!

A very special 4-way episode with our friends Eddie Gessford and Lauren “Sutton”. While in LA, we decided to have a queerdo roundtable discussion. Plus, we’ve got two situationals: Laugh-less and Is He Evan Worth It?

 

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 Heads Up game:

Lauren and Shane vs. Eddie and Bri

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Roundtable discussion: We’re talking home turfs, flakes, stalkers, app sex, and bad relationship habits.

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Laugh-less

Situational: Cheyenne is perfect in every way...except there's a disconnect with your senses of humor. Do you believe in life after laughs?

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Is He Evan Worth It?

Situational: You and Evan have been hooking up for a few months. You guys had a fast 'n furious start, but about a month in, Evan started creating more distance and now it's been a few weeks since you've seen each other. Do you try to reignite the fire or let it smoke?

Email us your situationals, related stories, or a little love at [email protected].

Thanks for listening! Luhh you!

Episode 14: And Then There Were Three with Eddie Gessford

Our first interview episode! With none other than Jersey-born, Cali-blossomed, sultry siren and friend, Eddie Gessford! Plus, we discuss Hermana de Hola Gatito and Ghosts in da Clerb.

 

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 Urban Dictionary definitions:

“Massachusetts Slurpee”

(5:40)

Kiki with Eddie Gessford: moving out west, competitive cheerleading, the world of music production, shared boyfriends, finding your voice, and the LA grind.

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Hermana de Hola Gatito

Situational: You’ve been hooking up with Pierre for a year and on your year anniversary, he says he wants to introduce a new kink: he’ll dress like Hello Kitty and you’ll fuck him on an overnight bus while you simultaneously finger a blowup doll he’ll pretend is his sister. Are you down?

(45:15)

Ghosts in da Clerb

Situational: You and Nico have an instant connection. After a few months of hanging out, he stops communicating completely. FF 2 months when you spot him at a club looking cute and cozy with with a new plaything. What’s your next move?

Inro/Outro song: “Fight All Night” by Eddie Gessford

Where to hear more:

https://soundcloud.com/eddiegessford

https://open.spotify.com/artist/4CZTCOg8UyReAdPvUhWfDy

https://eddiegessford.bandcamp.com/

https://www.facebook.com/eddiegessfordmusic/

Episode 13: The Girl is Hungry

Car-lotta Drama, Hot for Teacher, Like...a Virgin?, Unwrapped.

 

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Head's Up game

Category: Icons, Legends, and Stars

(17:17)

Car-lotta Drama

Situational: Your high-drama friend from college just moved to your city and can't wait for you guys to be BFFs. Problem is, you're not feeling the friendship anymore. What now?

(21:53)

Hot for Teacher

Situational: 10 years post college, you stop by a local bar and run  into a professor you always felt a spark with (and even masturbated thinking about). You decide to have a drink and, after several more drinks, end up closing the bar together. Would you invite Professor McSexy back to your place?

(31:35)

Like...a Virgin?

Situational:  You've been talking to 22 year old, Josiah, for a couple of weeks. You guys have a fantastic first date and, afterward, things are getting steamy on your couch. He then admits to his virginity, but assures you he wants you to be his first. Do you assume the title of Virginity Snatcher?

(39:16)

Unwrapped

Situational: You've been hooking up with Michael for a few weeks. One night, he's wining and dining you and then initiates sex. You notice he didn't bother to put on a condom, but you've previously discussed having only safe sex. How do you react?

 

Call to Action:

Libyan Slave Trade

http://time.com/5042560/libya-slave-trade/

 

Episode 12: Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

Check mate on the 1st date, to rifle or not to rifle, shit shamed, horny decisions.

 

Non-profit of the week:

AIDS Lifecycle

https://www.aidslifecycle.org/

 

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Urban Dictionary Quiz

Define the meaning of Alligator Fuckhouse

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Check mate on the 1st date

Category is: Who covers the bill in the first date?

(26:26)

To rifle or not to rifle

Situational: You’ve been seeing Aaron for a couple of weeks and you really enjoy hanging out with them. You cut yourself shaving one morning while you’re showering at their place alone and when you’re rummaging around looking for a band-aid you find a gun! What do you do?

(40:29)

Shit shamed

Situational: You’re at a new boo’s house and you’re hooking up and in the early morning you realize you have to go #2. The toilet clogs, there’s no plunger, the toilet floods AND the housemate knocks on the door saying he has to go to the bathroom immediately. What do you DO?!

(52:58)

Horny decisions

Category is: The dumb decisions we make while horny

 

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