The Bitch Bash

Episode 31: La Cwah or La Croy?

See a kiss...and tell?, Fuck and Run, Lion King, Marriage for Papers, Fiery THOT Theft.

15:29

Pop Quiz: Would you tell your friend if you thought their partner was cheating on them?

22:55

Fuck and run

You're on a 5th date with Sherrie and you two decide to hookup at a park late one night. You're about to climax when a cop pulls up with their headlights on your bare asses. You panic and run but Sherrie gets caught. She calls you to come bail her out but you're worried you'll be incriminated too. What do you do?

36:49

Non-profit shoutout: SIECUS

The Sexuality Information and Education Council of the United States (SIECUS), founded in 1964, envisions a world where people of all ages are treated with dignity and respect in regards to their sexuality and sexual and reproductive health.

http://siecus.org/

41:59

Urban Dictionary: Lion King

44:48

Marriage for papers

Mirasol came to the Bay Area from Spain about a year ago. You two fell quickly in love and now her visa is about to expire. Is marriage on the table?

53:04

Fiery thot theft

You have a first time hookup with a fiery thot you met on tinder called Zorro. You've already decided that you won't be visiting them again within that first night together. You show yourself out after sex because Zorro fell asleep and you see a $100 on the table by the door where you didn't notice it before. Do you take it?

Episode 30: Dirty Thirty

Flirty/dirty/nerdy thirty. The Bitch Bash is growing up......bahahahahahahaha! This week we're discussing Exes on the Line, Downstairs Bling, Oh Balls, and Blocked.

 

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Situational: Exes on the Line

You were with Tony for 3 years. You two broke up about 6 months ago. You're newly back at the dating game and catch a Lyft Line (carpool) into the city. The next passenger you pick up is none other than Tony. Do you throw yourself into traffic or wut?

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Category Is: Downstairs Bling

Genital piercings on a sexual partner. Yay or nay?

(39:40)

Shoutout: Period. Leading the menstrual movement. "We are a group of young activists across the U.S. united by the belief that menstrual care is a basic right."

https://www.period.org/

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Head's Up game. Category: Travel

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Situational: Oh Balls

You've been dating Trevor for about 2 months. You're really into him and you're both super compatible. There is one (okay, maybe 2) big problems. Hmmm...how to say this...HIS BALLS REEK. Despite him showering! Could you even hang?

(55:27)

Situational: Blocked

Kevin is a good, but platonic, friend of about 6 months. You guys like to go bar hopping sometimes, but you've begun to notice that every time you're chatting someone up or vice versa, he never takes the hint and interjects, essentially cock blocking you. Do you say something?

 

Can't believe it's already been 30 episodes! Holy shit. This project has been an incredibly fun creative outlet for us. We also wanted to create a bigger conversation surrounding sex and the shame oftentimes associated with our sexual experiences. And also to bitch. So if you enjoy what you're hearing or have something to share, message us on social media or send us an email at [email protected]. Luhhh yew!

Episode 29: Vogue & Tone with Sir JoQ

What's the 5, 6, 7, 8 Bitches? Join us for a very special interview episode with the one and only, Jocquese Whitfield (aka Sir JoQ). We're covering everything from baby Joq and his early vogue days through his current success as a performer and teacher/creator of Vogue & Tone. We'll also be discussing some situationals: When Trade Becomes Tradé and Brotherly Love.

 

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Interview with Joq

We're covering everything from baby Joq and his early vogue days through his current success as a performer and teacher/creator of Vogue & Tone. Oh, and don't call it a death drop. ;)

(40:35)

Shoutout: Dare to Strive: "Helping young minds achieve all they can; raising themselves, contributing to their communities, delivering positive change"

https://www.daretostrive.com/

 

(42:46)

Urban Dictionary: "Bodybooking"

 

(48:15)

When Trade Becomes Tradé

DJ is thee trade. You guys met while leaving a club one night and have been hanging out and hooking up for the past 2 weeks. DJ says he loves vogue and wants to compete in an upcoming ball. You quickly learn that DJ is not a natural dancer and after class, he comes up to you and says "So am I ready or what?"

 

(53:53)

Brotherly Love

Your bf (Tony)'s brother, Joe, is looking to move to Ca and asks if he can stay at your place for a few weeks. You've never met, but you've heard he's between jobs and doesn't have a great relationship with the family. Your sister also just finished staying with you guys for about a month. What is your answer/reaction?

 

Thank you Bitch Bash listeners! If you were feelin this episode, subscribe and give us a rating on iTunes or send us some love on social media. And to check out "Supreme" by Jocquese and davOmakesbeats, go to:  https://soundcloud.com/davomakesbeats/sir-joq-supreme-prod-by-davomakesbeats 

Episode 28: ASMR Tingles

Shane & Bri talk ASMR, dog pinkies, spontaneous orgasm, and how to sneak a weed pen on a plane to visit Carlos T’s mom in Ohio.

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Mid-30’s Matchmaker?

You recently turned 35 and your parents offered to hire you a matchmaker to help with your lackluster love life. You’re tempted to tell them to fuck off about it but a part of you is also curious. Do you go for it?

(33:54)

Sex Death by Porn

You and Melissa have been in a relationship for 2 years. For the first half of the relationship sex was really great. Melissa has always been a huge fan of porn but now she’s engaging in watching porn more and more and is not as willing to engage in sex with you. What’s a bitch to do?

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Non-profit shout out: The National Queer and Trans Therapists of Color Network (NQTTCN)

The National Queer and Trans Therapists of Color Network is a healing justice organization that works to transform mental health for queer and trans people of color.

https://www.nqttcn.com/

(51:00)

Urban Dictionary: What is a Connecticut Mudslide?

(56:22)

Brazilian Butt Lift Anniversary Present

Your bf Derek and you have been dating for 11 years. About 5 years in you saw a movie where someone got a Brazilian Butt lift and Derek said that you would look great with a butt lift. Fast forward and now Derek is frequently making comments about how you should get a butt lift. On your 11th anniversary you ask Derek something you could do to take the relationship to the next level and Derek says he wants you to get a Brazilian Butt lift. Are you a yay or nay?

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Would I Lie to You?

Listener submitted question from Jacob! Would you lie to a loved one while they were on their deathbed?

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Beyonce-themed bloopers.

 

Gracias to all the bitches for tuning in today! Be like Jacob; submit your questions and situationals to [email protected] or find us on social media @thebitchbash.

Episode 27: She’s So High-ee-ighhh

*This episode is sponsored by the green goddess.

Join us, if you dare, for this roller coaster of an episode. We're discussing the T on MaryJ, Fully Baked Business, High Times...oh, and trying not to get murdered.

(13:20)

What's your background with weed?

(28:03)

Intruder Alert

What happens when Shane Swee and Bri. B are on the up and up and someone comes a knocking on the door?

(41:26)

Situational: Fully Baked Business

Today is the day of your big presentation to investors for your new business venture. Your roommate left a big plate of brownies out with a note that reads “enjoy ;)”. She bakes often so you think nothing of it and eat one on your walk to the train. A few blocks from work, you realize that you don’t feel quite right and then realize that today is 420. What now bitch?

(45:27)

Category Is: High Times

Tell us about a time when you were in ganja overdrive.

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STRAIGHT-UP BAFOONERY.

Beautiful listeners, thank you for joining us on another wild ride. To join the convo, message us @thebitchbash or [email protected]. Always and 4'ehrr, B+S.

Episode 26: Scary Barry

In this episode, we’ve got games, stalker improv, and some party ’n bullshit as always.

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Situational Improv: Scary Barry

You’ve been on a couple dates with Barry. You guys had an ok time, but ultimately, you weren’t really interested and politely cut him loose. Barry didn’t take it well and continued texting you to the point that you had to block him. One day after work, you head to an event with some friends and lo and behold, Barry is there. You realize you posted about going to the event on FB and he may have intentionally tried to intercept you. Immediately Barry tries to come up and talk to you. What do you do?

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Kiki with Bri and Shane.

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Non-Profit Shoutout: World Wildlife Fund

https://www.worldwildlife.org/

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Head’s Up: Millennial and Sound It Out

Thanks for tuning in for another episode, you crazy kids! If you haven’t already, hit the subscribe button in iTunes for automatic updates and notifications on new episodes. And message us on social media or at [email protected] to submit your own situationals or just to say hiiiiyeeeee!

Episode 25: Pussy Don’t Fail Me Now

In this episode we’re discussing: Like a Good Neighbor, Mrs. Margarita?, Elmo’s World, Tinder Tracker, and Toxic Masculinity.

(30:00)

Like a Good Neighbor…

You recently broke up with your ex of 3 years. After a first date with Tyler, you head back to his place and realize not only does he live in your ex’s building, but he lives next door to your ex. As you arrive to the door, your ex walks out with what looks like a new boo. What’s your move?

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Mrs. Margarita?

You meet Margarita at a mixer one night and hit it off. You end up going on a couple very casual dates. One day, in the grocery store, you spot her with 2 kids and a man who appears to be her husband. What do you make of this and what do you do from here?

(45:15)

Elmo’s World

A special 1 on 1 interview with Brianna Mae and Elmo on his new business venture.

(48:20)

Non-Profit Shoutout: The Code; protection of children against sexual exploitation in travel and tourism.

http://www.thecode.org/

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Bri and Shane play Will & Grace trivia.

(56:29)

Tinder Tracker

You’re dating a guy named Shay, who works in analytics at Tinder. On your third date, they bring a spreadsheet of all your stats and the info the company has on you. Do you accept the Tinder info and continue seeing Shay?

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Category Is: Toxic Masculinity

How has the excessive value put on “masculinity" affected you personally and the world around you?

Join the conversation! Message us @thebitchbash or email us at [email protected]. We’d love to hear what cray-cray scenarios you’ve found yourself in. Luhh you!

Episode 24: One Bottle Deep

This week we're discussing: The Pussy Boot, Daddy Talk, A Crapella, When Players Play, and Now Serving: Racism.

 

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The Pussy Boot

Category Is: Kicking someone out post-sex.

 

(21:43)

Daddy Talk

Situational: You and Sean have been together for about 3 months. One night during pillow talk, he tells you that he’s adamant about having kids over the next couple of years. Sean is 44 years old. How do you react?

 

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Non-Profit Shout-Out: The Coalition to Stop Gun Violence

http://csgv.org

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Urban Dictionary Definitions: A Crapella

(41:03)

When Players Play

Situational: You’ve been dating Anthony for 5 years. You’ve been through a lot of ups and downs in your relationship. You’ve been in a good place recently, but almost every time they go out with their friends, you don’t get an invite. You ask to join Anthony on a night out and he agrees. Hours go by after work and you don’t hear anything from him until he returns at 3am. What’s your response the next morning?

(47:43)

Now Serving: Racism

Situational: You and Chase are at your 6 month mark. While at dinner at his parent’s house, Chase’s dad starts talking politics. The conversation turns to Mexican immigrants and Chase’s dad lets it be known that he thinks most of them are rapists, drug dealers, and gang members who are stealing our tax dollars. Chase stays quiet. What’s your next move?

We’d like to thank today’s sponsor: a bottle of pinot gris! We’d also like to thank our lovely listeners for hangin with us. If you’d like to submit a category or situation, or tell us about an experience of your own, message us or email us at [email protected]. Peace and blessings!

Episode 23: Snip Snip Bitch

 

(15:40)

Urban Dictionary: what is a soft boy?

(20:50)

Jesse's got a "friend"

SITUATIONAL You and Jesse have been dating for 5 years and you've in an open relationship for the past 2. Over the course of the past couple months Jesse has been spending more time and recurring overnight stays with their newest hookup, Jessica. When you bring it up Jesse says it's just a good time and not a thing but they're also not making any effort to spend less time with Jessica after your convo. What do you surmise from this and where do you go from here?

(31:27)

Anti oral alert

Category Is: Dating someone who will not reciprocate oral sex 39:31 Tips to the people Text TIP to 225568 to inform the department of labor that you're in favor of tips remaining in the hands of employees and not being collected by business owners.

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Tips to the people

Text TIP to 225568 to inform the department of labor that you're in favor of tips remaining in the hands of employees and not being collected by business owners.

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Heads up: Animals gone wild!

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Pop Quiz: Tell me about a personal shift that you are most proud of in yourself from the past few years.

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ParTy time?!

Situational: You meet a guy online and have a terrific first date and are having an even better second one. You're in your living room having a steamy make out with some intense heavy petting. You decide it's time to take them up to your room but before you do they whip out a meth pipe and ask if you want to take a hit. What now??

 

 

All the love in the world for tuning into today's ep! Catch new episodes every Wednesday and submit your answers or situations you'd like to hear us discuss to [email protected]. Mmmmmuah!

Episode 22: Twenty-two-ooh-ooh

This week we're discussing: Panty Dropping in the Work Pantry, Tinderlicious with the PTA, The Sexworkers Project, Dating Misser Mom, R. Kelly Kinks 'n Shit.

 

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Panty Dropping in the Work Pantry

You've recently started a new job and you're loving it. You love the work and your co-workers...especially, Elijah. One day you're walking into the kitchen pantry in the office and who walks in behind you but, Elijah. It's a tight squeeze and he grabs the small of your back to pass you. As he walks by he also gives you a piercing sex stare. It's just the two of you alone in that hot, steamy panty dropping pantry and mama is thirsty. What do you do?!?

(27:27)

Tinderlicious with the PTA

You're in your first year of teaching and you decide to relocate to new orleans. You hop on tinder and match with über sex kitten, Jared. You two have been messaging like mad and sending masturbation videos back and forth. You decide to meet up irl but before you do you have parent teacher conferences and none other than Jared walks in the room...with his wife. Yikes!

(40:38)

Nonprofit Shoutout: The Sexworkers Project

http://sexworkersproject.org

"The Sex Workers Project provides client-centered legal and social services to individuals who engage in sex work, regardless of whether they do so by choice, circumstance, or coercion."

(43:42)

Match Game: How well does Brianna Mae know Shane Swee?!?

(51:03)

Dating Misser Mom

Things are going really well with Johann. You two have been dating for a month but you already have alot of chemistry and you see promise of a long future for you both. One day Johann tells you that years ago their mom was in an accident and left paraplegic. Ever since Johann has been her primary caregiver. Are you in or out?

(56:21)

R. Kelly Kinks 'N Shit

Category is: Pissing on your partner during sex

 

Gracias a todo por tuning in! If you'd like to submit a situation, category, or share your own experience with something we've discussed in a previous episode, send us a message or email us at [email protected]. Luhh you!

 

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