The Bitch Bash

Episode 11: Just the Tips

Dating an Insta persona, sexual put-downs with mom, I hate hearing about your job, the terrible tipper.

 

 

Dating an Insta persona

Category Is: Guys or girls obsessed with their social media persona. Are you down…or no?

 

Sexual Put-Downs with Mom

You're dating a guy for a few weeks and you wake up one morning to hear them talking with their mom (cute!) until you hear that they’re talking about your sex life…specifically that the sex with you isn’t as good as it was with their ex (WTF?!). Do you bring up that your overheard their convo?

 

I hate hearing about your job

Its been 3 months since you and your partner have been together and things are going good until they start talking about their job. You are SO bored every time that they start talking about work and you just can’t hang. What do you do?

 

The Terrible Tipper

Dating this guy, Moe, and every time that they pay for something they don’t leave a tip. Not even once. Is this a dealbreaker?

 

S/O: Tips to Cut Your Carbon

Episode 10: Confederate Sex Scare

 

Now serving: baby daddy, the greatest sin of all, A Box to Remember, spotting red (white, and blue) flags.

 

Non-Profit S/O of the Week:

Food & Water Watch

 

https://www.foodandwaterwatch.org/

 

 

Episode 9: Pineapple Breast Bump

Private kinkster, friends of friends-with-benefits, a teacherable moment, leaving room for the holy spirit.

 

Private Kinkster (10:54)

You see your partner’s kinky porn left open on their computer but when you bring up incorporating more kink and play into your sex life, they shoot you down fast. What now?

 

Friends of Friends-with-Benefits (20:51)

You’ve been briefly dating a guy named, Jeremiah, and you have to go back to the apartment to grab your phone charger. When you get there you meet his super sexy friend, Devon, who is there pet sitting while Jeremiah is out of town and you two end up fucking on the couch. Devon asks you afterwards not to tell Jeremiah that you two hooked up while he was gone…Do you tell Jeremiah?

 

A Teacherable Moment (27:17)

Your boyfriend has a party to celebrate his promotion and when people ask what you do he says that you’re a writer instead of telling them that you’re a writer, which is what you actually do. You have long suspected that he was ashamed of your work and you feel like this confirms it. Do you confront him on this?

 

Leaving Room for the Holy Spirit (38:48)

Category is: Dating religious men! Are you down? Why or why not?

 

Non-Profit S/O of the Week:

Southern Poverty Law Center

https://www.splcenter.org/what-we-do

 

Episode 8: Freckled Genitals

For the love of nudes, the tipsy choker, grabby daddy, stiff competition

1.) CATEGORY IS: For the love of nudes (12:25) Nudes! Do you send them? When, why and to whom?

2.) SITUATIONAL: The tipsy choker (25:36)  You start seeing this guy, Brad, and you tell him the first time you have sex that you don't like to be choked. A few months later he starts "accidentally forgetting" that you don't like to be choked in bed and blames it on the fact that he is intoxicated. What do you do?

3.) SITUATIONAL: Grabby Daddy (33:01) You're at your friend, Nadia's, house for dinner and when you're leaving her dad gropes you. What next?

4.) SITUATIONAL: Stiff Competition (47:55) Over the course of a few years you start to notice that every time you and your partner are hanging out with this one friend your partner becomes erect. AND they always initiate sex after you're done hanging out with that friend. Do you bring it up?

 

NONPROFIT S/O to:

Napa Valley Community Foundation (NorCal fire relief):

http://www.napavalleycf.org/fire-donation-page/

Episode 7: In My Face

Little sex muffin, friendly fire, family style dining, just face it.

1.) Little sex muffin (11:20) you're dating a few people and you accidentally send a message recounting steamy times to a member of the hoe-tation that you haven't hooked up with yet. How do you recover?

2.) Friendly fire (15:40) you have a solid friend group that you love and hang out with all the time. One friend in particular seems to be paying you extra attention and you think that they have developed a crush. What now?

3.) Family style dining (25:57) your partner asks you to co-host a dinner party with none other than their family in attendance. You're thrilled! That is, until you realize that they act like a chauvinist a**hole towards you in front of their fam. Deal breaker or no?

4.) Just face it (36:32) you're dating a new guy that can only get off by cumming in your face. Are you game?

 

TBB NONPROFIT OF THE WEEK

Eva Organization for Women:

http://www.evaorganizationforwomen.org/sadiyasiad.html

Episode 6: R.I.P. Election Day

Cheeto seduction, D.C. catfish, evil for good, and Melanio.

National Immigration Law Center:

http://www.nilc.org

 

ACLU - Demand Transparency from Trump Petition:

http://action.aclu.org/secure/trumpFOIA

Episode 5: Hitting Falsett-O

Brianna Mae: Cat Narc, splenda daddies, party proposals, steamy yogis, and married, but looking.

 

 

Puerto Rico (hurricane relief):

https://www.unidosporpuertorico.com/en/

Mexico City (earthquake relief):

https://secure.savethechildren.org/site/c.8rKLIXMGIpI4E/b.9535305/k.1139/Mexico_Earthquake_Childrens_Relief_Fund/apps/ka/sd/donor.asp

Episode 4: Your Boy, Shane Swee

Chillin in closets, high school hunnies, University of Models, sex ID, Carlos T.

Episode 3: Your Girl, Brianna Mae

Bootyfull beginnings, minivan parties, college in the PNW, queerdom, Semuc Champey, solo female travel. 

Bri's solo female travel services:

http://soloshewanders.com/

Episode 2: Stranger Sex

Kentucky Tractor Puller, Terrible Hookup Stories Vol. I, cyber lovers irl, and punch-drunk Joe.

Links to help the Northern California fire victims:

https://www.unitedwaywinecountry.org/

http://www.sonomacf.org/sonoma-county-resilience-fund/