Episode 51: Commit to the Bit

 

Surprise Bitch! Bet you'd thought you'd seen the last of us. Bri B. and Shane Swee are back back back again and on the same continent!

Join us for a v special, Amsterdam presents A Bitch Bash Reunion episode. Come kiki with us as we catch you up to speed, discuss post-O rituals, and serenade you with our siren calls. Muchas gracias to our past, present, and future listeners out there (hey you two!).

 

(05:05) Swiss Miss

Giving you the lowdown and travel tips from our Switzerland trip.

 

(30:23) Post-O Proclivities

What are your post-orgasm rituals or habits?

 

(35:36) Song Association

Prepare your ears for a cacophony of sounds as we try to match song lyrics to words like "light", "baby", and "close".

In honor of our 50TH EPISODE!, we are rewinding it back to some of our favorite moments from episodes past. It is so weird to think that we've made 50 of anything, but we couldn't be more proud of our crazy lil lovechild. To those who've tuned into all 50 episodes: wow...and like, wut?...and like, thank you! And if you've never before tuned into this "nationally vindicated" podcast, let this episode be the buffet platter you never knew you were so starved for. ;) Muahhhhh!

Episode 49: Vagina Doodles

This week Bri and Shane discuss "the funk", Mr. Grumpy Pants, Tinder tales, as well as our 2 steamy prompts of the week, brought to you by Pillow Talk.

 

(25:40)

Pillow Talk #1: Sexual Changes

With time, how would you want your sex life to change?

(37:51)

Pillow Talk #2: F*ck Ya

What swear words, curses, or obscenities have a hidden erotic charge for you?

TELL US YOUR WEIRD/EMBARRASSING/HILARIOUS/SEXY STORIES. Contact us on social media or email us at [email protected] to write us with your situationals. ;) ;) ;)

 

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Episode 48: Low Fuck Budget

This week Bri and Shane discuss fuck banks, The Great Game (aka Tinder), and Insatiable, as well as X-Friend and Baby Daddy.

 

(32:57)

Situational: X-Friend

Connor was a close high school friend and one day just broke it off. You've never talked and you're not sure what happened and then 10 years later, you find out he's moving to your city. You see him on the street one day. Do you approach him?

(40:14)

Shoutout: Green Box Shop

https://greenboxshop.us/

(44:24)

Urban Dictionary: Pink Clouding

(46:00)

Situational: Baby Daddy

You've been seeing Tyrell for about 9 months. This is the most serious you've been with someone in a long time. Around the 9 month mark, Tyrell sits you down and tells you he just got news that his ex gave birth and she thinks it's his. What do you do?

TELL US YOUR WEIRD/EMBARRASSING/HILARIOUS/SEXY STORIES. Contact us on social media or email us at [email protected] to write us with your situationals. ;) ;) ;)

 

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Episode 47: I Don't Know Her

This week Bri and Shane discuss crazy concert nights, being in a new city, and #nonewfriends, as well as our 2 steamy prompts of the week, brought to you by Pillow Talk.

 

(27:23)

Pillow Talk #1: Freak in the Head, Not in the Bed

Describe something you would hate to do for real, but find rather kinky to think about.

(34:15)

ACLU: Families Belong Together

Support for immigration victims. https://www.aclu.org/families-belong-together

(36:08)

Pillow Talk #2: Once Upon a Kink

Try to guess where in your psychological past a major sexual interest of yours comes from.

TELL US YOUR WEIRD/EMBARRASSING/HILARIOUS/SEXY STORIES. Contact us on social media or email us at [email protected] to write us with your situationals. ;) ;) ;)

 

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Episode 46: Spicy Salsa Lovers Only

This week we talk that acu-glow, spicy salsas, diva-legends, creepy Dutch theme parks, as well as O-No and The 5 Year Upgrade.

 

(35:19)

Pop Quiz: O-No

Have you ever faked an orgasm?

(41:27)

Head's Up: Mix It Up

(46:41)

Situational: The 5 Year Upgrade

You and Craig were pretty serious 5 years ago. But he had a bit of a failure to launch and you ended things. FF to a party 5 years later; you see Craig who you know is thriving. Do you go in for the reconnection?

TELL US YOUR WEIRD/EMBARRASSING/HILARIOUS/SEXY STORIES. Contact us on social media or email us at [email protected] to write us with your situationals. ;) ;) ;)

 

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Episode 45: Opposite Ends of Tragic

This week we're catching up on Bri's new solar cycle, Shane's acting itch, and the amazing actors of Pose, as well as Love is Blind? and Mr. Fluffers.

 

(34:16)

Pop Quiz: Love is Blind?

Why are there so many beautiful POC women with less far less attractive men?

(45:17)

Non-Profit S/O:  The Trans Women of Color Collective (TWOCC)

Our organizing is led by  trans women of color  created to uplift the narratives, leadership, and lived experiences of trans and gender non conforming people of color.  Historically, we have been the  catalyst of change  for social justice movements.

https://www.twocc.us/

(50:15)

Situational: Mr. Fluffers

Chairman and you have been having a fun couple weeks of dating. When you go back to his place for the first time, you notice his ratty stuffed animal on the bed. He introduces Mr. Fluffers to you as his lifelong momento and insists on having it to fall asleep. Boner killer?

TELL US YOUR WEIRD/EMBARRASSING/HILARIOUS/SEXY STORIES. Contact us on social media or email us at [email protected] to write us with your situationals. ;) ;) ;)

Episode 44: Meditated, But Still the Same Bitch

Heyyyyyyy bitches. After a week of minor hiccups, TBB is back with a new ep! This week's ep is a fly-on-the-wall catch-up episode with Bri and Shane. Tune in for travel tales from Bri B (aka SoloSheWanders) and find out what flaky carbs and Dutch soap operas Shane Swee is binging on.

 

We'll be back with your regularly scheduled situationals next week, but for now, enjoy the kiki! Muahhhh.

 

Episode 43: Hoi From Hamsterdam

 

Hello from the other side! In our first int'l ep, B+S are up to the same bs. Join us as we discuss Broken Wings Woman and Who's My Stupid Baby?

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(10:20)

Situational: Broken Wings Woman

A good judy of yours, Judy, wants to set you up on a blind date. His name is Eduardo and Judy swears your compatibility up and down. You've had a rough dating patch on the apps the last few months so you say "what the hell". On the date, things are not going well chemistry-wise with Eduardo and he knows and eerie number of facts about you, all of which he says Judy told him. Are you irked at Judy and do you say anything to her?

(19:06)

Urban Dictionary: "Cherry Boy"

(21:13)

Situational: Who's My Stupid Baby?

About a month into dating Frank, he reveals to you that he's really into humiliation as a kink during sex (humiliating you). Are you willing to venture down this road with Frank?

TELL US YOUR WEIRD/EMBARRASSING/HILARIOUS/SEXY STORIES. Contact us on social media or email us at [email protected] to write us with your situationals. ;) ;) ;)

Episode 42: TBB Goes Global

Hiya starf*ckers! Welcome to the final (por ahora) recording with both hosts on the west coast. But fear not, because The Bitch Bash is taking over the world! Shane Swee will be coming atchu from the watery city of Amsterdam while Brianna Mae continues to be Queen of the Bay. Just how will we be recording our episodes thousands of miles away? Hint: it may involve a v special partnership; stay tuned. For now, listen in on our candid kiki we recorded just before the big move.

For those of you who have stuck around for 42 straight (well...queer) episodes, we have just one thing to say to you: What the hell is wrong with you?! Jk, jk. WE. LUHH. YOU.