Small town has been rocked by a margarita butt funnel controversy. Man trampled by elephant heard. The Gnome Restoration Society. Pastor assaulted wife because she got upgraded to first class and he did not. And more!

4th of July Firework stories!  Wawa Connoisseur collected order slips from 0-999.  Kansas man crashed home-built helicopter. Drunk man in his 70s was arrested for laying completely naked in public. And more…

90 year old Chinese woman unknowingly used a hand grenade to do her nails and open cans. Florida woman arrested for domestic battery after attacking boyfriend because he didn’t want to cuddle with her. PA restaurant filed civil lawsuit after customer left $3,000 tip for waitress, then disputed charge. Doctor in India severed her boyfriend's penis after he didn’t show up on her wedding day, and more…

Bleed for Weed local blood drive hosted by dispensary. A man lost his hand from firework explosion in Long Island. 5-year-old girl stayed on the bus for 5 hours instead of going to summer school. Traffic stop lead to a guy wearing a Jason Vorhees mask being arrested & more…

Manure truck spilled in a Connecticut town. Unlucky Philadelphian area took a bee sting directly in the eyeball. Man drove a minivan in a nail salon. Florida a man arrested Wednesday after he shot a drone that was making a delivery. Four gazelles died near a music festival in Almeria, & more…

Illinois mine collapsed, destroying a soccer field. Wrong patient at a nursing home was picked up and taken to a funeral home – she was alive. Woman is accused of spiking her husband’s Mountain Dew with Roundup. Driver arrested after giving trooper middle finger settles for $175K. and more…

Two friends ended rescue 38 dogs treading water for over an hour. Bride’s dress caught on fire. Someone took a dump in the Britain’s prime minister’s garden. UK man claimed his genitals accidentally slipped out of his shorts and found guilty for indecent exposure.

High rise building has reports of canned food raining down from the building but no one knows who is doing it… Canadian influencer had identical sister fill in for her at work so she can go on vacation...  UMass commencement speaker gave graduates a $1000… & more.

Man who has been missing for 30 years, has been found kidnapped under his neighbor's sheep pen…  An Uber driver pleasured himself during stand still traffic in front of a female passenger… A Taiwanese model discovered she had screws in her face after years old plastic surgery… & more.

A man was sentenced to prison due to biting another man’s nose at a sausage festival... Anti sex beds are being used for the Olympic athletes this year… A man was pulled over at a McDonalds’ drive through for using the McDonalds app... & more.