Man who has been missing for 30 years, has been found kidnapped under his neighbor's sheep pen…  An Uber driver pleasured himself during stand still traffic in front of a female passenger… A Taiwanese model discovered she had screws in her face after years old plastic surgery… & more.

A man was sentenced to prison due to biting another man’s nose at a sausage festival... Anti sex beds are being used for the Olympic athletes this year… A man was pulled over at a McDonalds’ drive through for using the McDonalds app... & more.

Oklahoma Judge faces charges for another drive by shooting at his brother's in-law's house before doing the same in Texas during a road rage incident…Woman who saved her twin sister from a crocodile attack will be receiving the Kings Gallantry metal… Bridesmaid removed a snake from her sister's wedding... & more.

Woman tried to smuggle meth into Thailand in a Transformer... Man was ordered to hide an old boat in his driveway so he painted a fence to look like the boat... Alligator found in a drive-thru coffee line… & more.

Man in his underwear arrested for joyriding around Vilano Beach and crashing stolen $100,000 boat… 'Irate male' assaulted Newfoundland officers with block of cheese... Miami Beach Police revealed the world’s first Rolls Royce police car… & more.

A man arrested for striking his wife with a Salami… man found napping in a plane's overhead storage compartment… Contractors found a woman living inside the rooftop sign of a grocery store... & more.

A new Japanese fad is armpit onigiri where a girl rubs rice balls on her armpits to add flavor… Man arrested for exposing himself twice in one week… A 32 year old was able to pass herself as a 13 year old and a 16 year old as she was able to infiltrate 3 different high schools... & more.

A Colorado Teen fell down a missile silo and was rescued in the early hours of the morning… a software engineer has kept over 7500 tabs of Firefox open is unwilling to close a single one… an American airlines flight turned around when a passenger called a flight attendant a waiter... & more.

A prisoner serving a life sentence swallowed a phone he was hiding from guards and it became stuck in his small intestine… A 45-year-old female politician was caught on video in bed with her adopted 24-year-old monk son... A naked cruise is to set sail out of Miami for an 11 day clothing optional cruise… & more.

California school district fired a superintendent after students accused her of threatening to bar them from graduation festivities for not clapping loudly enough for her daughter at a sports banquet… A brothel is offering 50% off if you can show proof you are a virgin and have mental distress over it... First Tesla Cybertruck on Nantucket was pulled out of the sand by I Pull Out Tow Service… & more.