The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.

The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.

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The Blank with Carlos & Ryan. episodes

  • American Los featuring The Golden Gate Bridge.

    Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode their recent trip to the Bay Area, California. The trip was filled with mixed drinks, Jersey Mike's and a wedding celebration. While Carlos was turning into American Carlos aka Trump Forever Carlos, they explore the city and found themselves in some beautiful but questionable events. From old China Town to Santana Way, the boys thank the State for giving such a great experience. Make sure you get yourself some tacos. Thank you San Fran, The Blank will be back!

    1 hr 7 min
  • Beyond Scared Straight: Going back to Cali.

    Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode: Kamala v. Trump in the greatest reality competition show of all time (The US Election), The LCBO Strike has ended, and the up and coming trip to California. Stay out of prison and criminal activities children, our commercial is better than DARE, MADD, and Just Say No combined, arguably the greatest Anti-Crime Ad of all time. Justice for Sonya, Rest In Peace.

    1 hr 14 min
  • Worst National Anthem & An Assassination Attempt: What a week for America.

    **Disclaimer** Dont mind the lighting issues we had in the beginning. Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the Home Run Derby's anthem incident, Trump's ear being shot, and Carlos almost being run over by a car on his way here (no one knows how to drive anymore). While Ryan's found the cyclist life, Carlos being a walking HR meeting, the boys are coming down their Bosta Rica high. Catch next week for their Pre-Baliforn-IA episode. Pack the bags!

    1 hr 13 min
  • Pura Vida: Bosta Rica ReBap Part 2.

    Carlos and Ryan discuss the ups and downs of the Costa Rica trip, how amazing the food and drinks but expensive everything was, and stay out of your local dollar tree (unless you're looking for trauma and questionable t-shirts. From the catamaran storm, to ATVing through the hoods of the city, ending it off with hot springs heated by an active volcano, Costa Rica really has it all. Thank you again Costa Rica for being such a beautiful place. Hopefully we'll be back soon. PURA VIDA!

    1 hr 2 min
  • Pura Vida: Bosta Rica ReBap Part 1.

    Carlos and Ryan discuss part one of the two part Costa Rica series, some stories and adventures of their travels not including WestJet (you bums). After being stranded for 3 extra days, the boys explain their embrace to the Pura Vida (pure life) style in Costa Rica. From relaxing in a hot springs heated by a volcano to sweatin on a party bus heated by Hotlanta females, they had it all. Stay bosted for the Part 2 Episode! Pura Vida Baby! Woooo!

    59 min
  • Pre-Costa Rica Episode: Toxic Carlos Back in the Flesh.

    Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the 2024 NBA Champs (We're not huge fans, but congrats), Justin Timberlake's worst day, and dining and dashing on a pair of OnlyFans women (Fly Eagles Fly!) Look out for some Costa Rican content next week on our Instagram. DeRozen, we're heartbroken here..we thought you was like us..


    1 hr 13 min
  • It's cool getting old: Introspective thoughts and a Sportscar.

    Carlos and Ryan discuss in

    today's episode, birthdays, never judging a book by it's cover, and the divorce
    nobody cares about but Ryan. Dr. Umar may be dissapointed but Carlos is trying
    to provide to The Truth to any race, any type, thick or small. After 32 years
    of experience the boys have learned some valuable lessons, love as much as you
    can, enjoy the time you have, and date whatever race you can. 1 More episode
    until Costa Ricaaaaaa!!

    1 hr 15 min
  • The Existential Crisis: The Boys Be Going Through It.

    Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode what is life and why we do what we do (they're both going through the quarter-life crisis), why no one owes an apology to Corey Harris, and why you should always double-check the pictures you send to your insurance adjusters. Latest The Blank news, the boys are heading to Costa Rica at the end of the month, so look forward to more travel content. And lastly, the discussion of whether it's cool to be famous (although Ryan's still looking for his opportunity). Happy Pride Month Y'all, and ...Men's Mental Health.


    1 hr 8 min
  • The Downfall of Man: It's Latin Women, that is the downfall of man..I said it, so what (Carlos).

    Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode some of the tragic downfalls of some men in the public eye: Trump being found guilty on all 34 counts, Ryan's un-healthy obsession with alcohol and getting his haircut (leading to the babyface), and Diddy's potential B.I.G.G.E.S.T. loss that we'll never know. Hablas Espanol is definitely one of them (especially if she look that good) Si Senor! Any single, toxic, Latin females out there, hit up Carlos, please be his downfall (he's going through it).

    1 hr 12 min
  • PSA Don't Hurt em' Hammer! The Blank Turns 150!

    Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode: how cut throat the insurance game is, don't fall for Crypto Ponzi Schemes (especially from a 25 year old kid), and finding out who David Copperfield really is and reveals his worst trick yet. What is your take? Man v. Bear? Who do you go to dinner with? Don't mix the fake ones with the real ones. Thank you all for being here for 150, cheers to another 150! P.S. Don't murder your barber, regardless how bad the haircut is, FREE Superstar! he ain't do it. (No volume on the song due to copyright).


    1 hr 13 min

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Where comedy and real talk ensue. Join Carlos and Ryan as they discuss (as Carlos rants and Ryan babysits), explore, teach, and learn about what's going in the world around them. Whether it regarding…