The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.

The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.

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  • Snow Bunny SZN feauting a beautiful wedding.

    Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode Ryan's brother's beautiful wedding on the water, cringe movies of the early 2000s (watch for the break for their reaction video), and the mass immigration of snow bunnies that came with the Taylor Swift concerts. You're telling me you never wanted to defend your girlfriend's honour by getting into a dance battle with your enemies? We all strive for something in life and the wedding that we attended this past weekend was definitely love. Shoutout to Kevin & Jenny!

    1 hr 9 min
  • He Done Did It: Trump 2024..here we go again.

    Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the elephant in the oval office, weddings, and no-nut November. Get ready everyone, the next four years will filled with entertainment, tears, drugs, and laughter (outside of the US that is). Ryan was extremely upset and heartbroken from the result while Carlos shouting from the rooftops baby: TRUMP 2024! Brace yourselves for the soap opera/MTV/e-network/4chan show that is AMERICA! (key in the: eagle scream, budlight opening sound)


    1 hr 8 min
  • Pre-Halloween Episode: Why you gotta ruin the story?

    Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the removal of Halloween activities in schools, it's cuffin' season so you better get ready, and when inclusiveness goes wrong (I aint tryna see the Menendez brothers wind pon a ting each other). Sponser us Kripsy Kream, our fill it in slogan matches perfect. And please, please, please Lefties, know your flags or at least know to Google a flag first before embarrising yourself on social media for the world to see. Check y'all in two weeks, Ryan is heading to the battlefield of Aurora, Colorado.

    1 hr 13 min
  • The Thanksgiving Wednesday Special: We're off beat.

    Carlos and Ryan struggle through today's episode speaking about missing routine (hence the Wednesday episode), instragram comments (some of y'all need help), and the two major holidays in October (Halloween and Thanksgiving). Cold weather, no kids trick or treating, and cuffin' season: all of the signs for a depressing few weeks mang..shoutout to Terrence Howard mang. We'll be back next Thursday on regular schedule.

    1 hr 7 min
  • Apologies in Advance: Biggie would be disappointed.

    Carlos and Ryan are back from a 2 week vacation and ready to give you what you've been waiting for...Wait what? Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the elephant in the room (no one needs that much baby oil), living beyond your means (Tesla Turo), and going through the Netflix-too-much-to-choose disorder. While Ryan was out and about, Carlos has been fighting his demons the past two weeks, thanks to alcohol and Wu-Kong. We're back everyone, for good...well for now.

    1 hr
  • What's on the Menu? I'll have the dog.

    Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode what to do when you need to take a number 2 and you're getting chased by the cops, we finally realize why women choose the bear, and how you need to ensure your Instagram Live doesn't bait your scene. Ryan goes on a presidential debate rant, while Carlos is still voting Trump (says he's not, but we know..) Ensure you're ready for some political talk, it's a political episode. RIP to Zain, our brother from another mother, nothing but love and memories for you.

    1 hr 21 min
  • Back To School Special: Electric Island Classes in Session.

    Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode, their new found yearly journey to Electric Island, alcohol being available at your nearest 7/11, and FOOTBALL! FOOTBALL! FOOTBALL!. The boys also watch the greatest music video of all time, shoutout to Ukraine and A$AP. Whether you're wearing a Britney shirt, melting from acid, or dressed as a KKK Spiderman, you'll never forget your time at Electric Island. We'll be back next year! Well..hold on now (Carlos's words).

    1 hr 5 min
  • Dear Summer, It's been a time.

    Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode an overview of their summer (trips, events, content), Ryan's CNE experience, and how Whitney overpaid for Bobby. Wisconsin, we need to do better, how do you have the same lady in the same viral body cam video within 1 year? To Summer from The Blank, it's been a time, we hope you had fun, but bring on Cuffin' Season, we'll see you next year.

    1 hr 16 min
  • Our Final Episode...potentially.

    Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode: Toronto's bar scene (filled with bad service and afro beats), Instagram for cats and their insane owners, and whether Gen Z is going to even remember the idols like R Kelly (me, personally I don't see nothing wrong). What is up with this new balloon dating show stuff on YouTube? It really "inflates" the bad parts of society. How did Ronaldo get 20 million subs in 24 hours when we can't get 100, tell your friends, we need to beat Ronaldo.

    1 hr 1 min
  • PSA: Don't give your money to Disney...really, dont.

    Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the World's Most Evil Corporation: Disney, PSA don't subscribe to Disney Plus, you'll be signing your life away. If you're looking for a tax advice, crazy kinks, and a wild story, check out Reddit. Bobby, you did Sam wrong..RIP Sam Cooke, although Sam isn't all that great either...another example of RnB artists doing wrong. Welcoming our new guest host, Cheeto Allen Lupe, although he doesn't talk all that much.



    1 hr 13 min

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Where comedy and real talk ensue. Join Carlos and Ryan as they discuss (as Carlos rants and Ryan babysits), explore, teach, and learn about what's going in the world around them. Whether it regarding…