The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode Cambodian New Year, don't play pranks on your police force, and Ryan drops a bombshell about his personal life (he's extremely messed up from the situation, we need to give him therapy...i mean, he's fine.). It's Wrestlemania twice this weekend, one on Saturday, one in Carlos' bedroom (crazy), both on Netflix. How does 4Chan get hacked? Who wants to hack 4chan? You know how much wild ish is on there? That is crazier than Katy Perry going into space (when Wendy's disses you, you know it's bad).

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode (please forgive us for the technical issues) updates on tariffs, can AI and sex dolls be the new form of therapy ..we're all thinking it, it's a valid question, and has capitalism gone too far on our dating apps..I'm sick and tired of spending 49.99 a month tryna see some bunda on Tinder. Check out Alter on YouTube for the best horror short films ever made. Go out and vote when you can, it counts.

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the tragic events in Myanmar, how these tariffs are going to make everything expensive, and the moral opinion on the death penalty. Why was Kanye wearing a black KKK suit? It wasn't Halloween. I'm also sure that the KKK would have something to say about it. Shoutout to the content creators on YouTube for short horror films, definitely check it out. RIP to the people that lost their lives in Myanmar and condolences to the families affected.

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode: the psychotic tendencies of being friendzoned, ensuring that you delete your 23nMe data, and exposing war secrets on the homie's group chat. Is America even real? is Trump just Thanos behind the scenes attempting to ruin it at all? Stephen A Smith, this is a near and dear message to you and you only--LeBron is a freak of nature, the only swinging that will be happening is you at the end of it all. Everyday it seems like America is more and more like Jerry Springer. If you were effected by the Tariffs, please look into EI starting April 1, 2025.

Carlos and Ryan discuss the dismantling of the education system in America, how 15 year olds are becoming gambling addicts, and how Ryan is out here making friends on Kijiji selling computer parts. I understand, Elon is on some weird ish, but there is no need to set fires to these Teslas, even if we enjoy watching his stock go down. Carlos and I are starting an OnlyFans to fund more tech for higher quality podcasts, stay tuned for our exclusive naked podcast content (it's mostly Ryan's idea, Carlos does not approve).

Carlos and Ryan are back from Ghana, well Carlos is. Carlos goes over the events and special moments he had in the Motherland, while Ryan weeped waiting for him to get back. Family, 6 hour bus ride and a night under the stars, we're all going to Ghana next year. Mark Carney, not even Prime Minister yet and he's already on some people's kids. Becareful what you say on a those random interviews on the street, you never know if you'll lose your job or flashing a camera one day. We're glad to be back.

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode: taking secrets to the grave, Apple's new DEI hires, and Hooter's downfall (don't blame the youth because we're all about the junk in the trunk now a days). If women can get a procedure done to make themselves feel better, why can't men (Ryan's on his way to LA to get the surgey done). RIP to Gene Hackman, legendary actor during the 90's. There is no episode next week but we'll be posting some pics from the trip. Remember, sometimes secrets are met to be kept, buried, burned and never brought to life again.

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode some recent Trump antics, The Superbowl and halftime show, and how fighting in hockey needs to be banned! Unless it's my son, then whoop his ass! Are you buying Canadian? Because you should, it's great, we have great stuff (chill out Ryan). Carlos shares a story and massive life update, the window opens. Know your rights, pursue happiness, and free my boy Devon, He aint do sh** (since when were driveby's illegal?).

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode, the NBA's sketchy but historic trades, grammy winners, and boycotting America. For all of those "red pill" believers, you are used goods. Ryan's officially protesting American products for the next 4 years while Carlos is gladly giving his dollars for the wall. Do you remember how what life was like at 16? Because we don't. Enjoy the Super Bowl everyone, I'm putting $100.00 on Not Like Us to play first.

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode Trump's craziness with these tariffs he's putting on Canada and Mexico, why isn't their more speed dating events in Toronto (potential Blank Speed dating event coming soon), and how these athletes think they can do whatever they want to massage therapist (y'all crazy). Condolences to everyone who lost their lives in the recent Washington event. Would you attend a Blank Speed Dating event? Bring your power point presentations on all your single friends, to a bar in your neighbourhood coming soon.