The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.

The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.

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The Blank with Carlos & Ryan. episodes

  • The Blank Two-Hunna: It's never too late.

    Carlos and Ryan celebrate The Blank's 200th episode and discuss that it's never to late to blow (wait what?) up, if Stephen King was a janitor and Robert Downey Jr. wasn't Iron man until later in life, then you can still do it, age ain't nothing but a number...wow. Would you still go to the concert after your friend passes away on the way there? If it's 2pac's last concert, I'm going. RIP to both of y'all. Thank you to everyone for another hundred episodes, cheers to 100 more. We'll see you there. If you don't want to listen to the intro, skip to: 8:08.

    1 hr 25 min
  • It's East 199: Epstein didn't do it.

    Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode: the Government has deep pockets and can make you disappear at any moment, how there are no more classic comedy movies in the last 5 years, and how anyone who gets their palm read belongs on some people's kids. If the video is missing a minute, you're telling me Trump didn't send his goons? We are delaying the 200th episode to give you something real special. Thank you for being here on this journey. We love y'all for it.

    1 hr 29 min
  • It should've been me!: Broken Legacies.

    Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode how to beat RICO charges 101 (follow Diddy's playbook), How Charlize Theron needs to expand her dating age range, and whether Jon Jones can be considered the GOAT. It seems we have quite a bit of people ruining their legacy now a days...people, we need to be better. Check us out for episode 199 next week!


    1 hr 25 min
  • We almost died, literally..featuring a wind storm & martinis.

    Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the reason as to why they were off for two weeks, their review of the Kendrick & SZA concert, and why B Simone doesn't have a man yet (teaser, she's on some people's kids). You definitely want listen in on the story of Cheeto, we almost lost our 3rd host to a storm and the streets of Toronto. We have a lot to cover over the next few weeks so stay tuned! P.S. Shoutout to New Ho King and H&M.

    1 hr 16 min
  • The Blank's New Charity Idea: Featuring Zanzibar.

    Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the biggest beef of 2025 (DJT v. Elon Musk), Ticketmaster scalpers, and how The Dream loved Lil Wayne's girl. P.S. We bring up R Kelly a lot in this episode. Carlos has a new adventure and all he's got on his mind is summer dresses and donating to charity (Not the ones we're all thinking of). We're off next week due to Kendrick/SZA concert but we'll see you next week!

    1 hr 17 min
  • Summer Tapes: Bath Water & Catfishing.

    Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the latest updates with the Diddy Trial, selling our bath water products (free shipping after $30.00), and knowing when to take time off. I don't know who needs to hear this..Tomi Lee's wife..but if you attempt to cheat, you deserved to get catfished. Going to be a good finals, it's too bad we won't be able to see Knicks fans celebrate again.

    1 hr 13 min
  • We took a week off, now we freak off.

    Carlos and Ryan discuss babyoil, drugs, and male escorts..oh wait, that's the Diddy Trial. It's a sad day when one of your 90's RnB heros falls from height but in this case, he deserved it. Ensure to tune in with each new development of the Diddy trial with your favourite news broadcasting: The Blank with Carlos and Ryan. Canada and the US are joining forces to put up a defence dome around North America, RIP to your tax money. Shoutout to Halifax, Nova Scotia, filled with natural beauty and fresh seafood, Ryan highly recommmends.


    1 hr 5 min
  • Sugar Mommas 2025: Ketamine & Sundresses, all summer long..

    Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the defunding of Sesame Street, tariffs on Hollywood, and how even in the 1930's Germany, America was still more racist. RIP to Skype, our original podcast software, many memories we had and you are gone too soon. The latest Pope that was named is from one of the murder capitals of America, I guess no one messing with this him now. Welcome to summer 2025, we looking for Sugar Mommas at Trinity Bellwoods. No episode next week, but we'll be back!

    1 hr 17 min
  • Death to the Remix: It's the Liberal's fault.

    Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode: the recent Canadian Federal Election, when is the last time these fastfood joints put out something good, and how older dudes need to leave these young women alone. We've heard honesty is the best route in relationships, especially if you're a cheater. Who is on your Mount Rushmore for Hip Hop? If it ain't Lupe's head 4 times, then I don't want to know (Ryan's words). We're almost at 200!!!

    1 hr 18 min
  • Go Leafs Go!: Gold Digger Special.

    Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode: Carlos actually admits defeat- he is on some people's kids today, Unc in 5, and how Ryan almost an over someone with his bike today. Hopefully Kanye gets the help he needs, we all know he needs it. There are two things we love in Toronto during this time of year: 1) Leafs are in the playoffs and 2) Summer dresses. Leafs in 5.

    1 hr 20 min

About The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.

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Where comedy and real talk ensue. Join Carlos and Ryan as they discuss (as Carlos rants and Ryan babysits), explore, teach, and learn about what's going in the world around them. Whether it regarding…