The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.

The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.

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The Blank with Carlos & Ryan. episodes

  • Shaking it for those Saudi Oil Dollas.

    Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode: are the comedians that did the Saudi show hypocrites? Whether LeBron should have retired after that bull crap Henny ad, and the New York Yankees being eliminated from the MLB playoffs. They bring up a Halloween story you won't want to miss (it includes dead bodies). Check out the shorts that they watch during the break, they're good ones. No episode next week, due to Ryan being on some ish. Happy Thanksgiving and GO JAYS GO!

    1 hr 23 min
  • What do Steffon Diggs and Charlie Sheen have in common?

    Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the side effects of drugs, how Daniel Ceaser causes traffic, and how hasn't Cut Water not sponsored the show yet. As the economy is hurting, everything is unaffordable, we can't find jobs, I think we need to start taking notes from Sheen and Diggs. Who has the worst situation? Toronto or Hamilton? We're going with Hamilton, prove us wrong. Also, what is this 6, 7 ish? Keep slingin Stafford!

    1 hr 16 min
  • Sapporo & Tylenol: Mixture of a good night.

    Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the crazy medical advice that the American Government is stating, the greatest songs of all time, and whether we can really separate the art from the artist (especially if the artist is a Fortnite player). Why do you think all of these celebrities do some wild ish when they're on top? Apologies for the missed last week, it was Ryan's fault. Him and his gout. Check us out in next week's episode (so long as Ryan doesn't cancel on us again).


    1 hr 9 min
  • Sucker Punch at the Charlotte Room featuring: Look Harder!

    Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode, the assassination of Charlie Kirk (and Ryan's conspiracy theory around it all), Doug Ford's F-You to the youth attempting to find a job, and how Caleb Williams needs to start painting his nails a winning colour. Look, we didn't agree with 99% of the things Kirk said, but no one deserves to be murdered for their beliefs, we wish the best to his children in this time. Don't hit up the Charlotte Room in Toronto, unless you're looking for a fight (or a suckerpunch). Apologies for James McAvoy, this isn't the Toronto we know and love. Tune in to next week!


    1 hr 24 min
  • CutWater Carlos & Gout Ryan: Boycott Crown Royale.

    Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode how Carlos believes highly in the psychics, the NFL season is back, and corruption in sports (and how we should all ensure we keep watching sports). Send us a t-shirt at least Cutwater, Carlos is already your best customer. Corporate Greed and the lack of empathy has brought back workers into office more and more, at least give me a pinball machine in the office. We'll be back next week so stay tuned for a potential CutWater Carlos episode. FOOTBALL!!!



    1 hr 26 min
  • Cutwater Carlos Feat. Relationships & FanExpo.

    Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the new Cutwater challenge (Carlos lived it today), Carlos' experience at FanExpo this weekend, and relationships. It's never the right time to say goodbye, so don't let that turn you toxic. These streaming platforms need to be held accountable for actions and people need to stop streaming, end of story. This is the last week of Summer in Toronto, go make the best of it.



    1 hr 30 min
  • Only one place I can go and dress up like Spawn and not be judged: Fan Expo Weekend.

    Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode Fan Expo weekend in Toronto (the one place to see absolute sweeties dressed up as anime characters), Carlos's new 222 experience, and how to make Toronto a little less lonely. As Ryan defends shroom dispensaries, Carlos places the most outrageous NFL bet of his life. The main goal of today's episode is to get out there, meet new people, try new things because life moves fast. P.S. Get rid of humiliation streaming asap.


    1 hr 17 min
  • 222: No love in this game.

    Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode Carlos's recent experience attending a 222 event, which kinks Ryan doesn't seem as a problem, and this Return to Office mandate the world is coming back to. NFL season is almost back and they're happy about it, unless you're a Cowboy's fan. One lesson they've learned over the years is don't give your life to these corporations, you may give love but they don't love you back. Shoutout to Coldtea & The CNE, go check those out this summer before it ends!

    1 hr 34 min
  • Room 202: I'd hate to be a Gen Z.

    Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode how hard it is to be a teen in today's age, posting "cringe" stuff on Facebook, and how Air Canada is the worst airline of all time. How is Brittney on the unsexy list? You're telling me the lady that made the Toxic video is unsexy..crazy. Recap of Caribana via Reed on the Street (straight FOMO while watching), definitely need to go to Bana next year. DJT doing something nuts, what else is new?


    1 hr 14 min
  • Too much to talk about: Caribana 2025.

    Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the most anticipated weekend's of Toronto every year, how our boy Trudeau is putting it down on Katy Perry, and Ryan's flying out to Cambodia to fight in the war. RIP to Ozzy, RIP to Malcolm, uhh. thanks for the memories Hulk..I guess. Shannon Sharpe, man..why did you have to go and do that. Whether you're flying at VELD, or bubbling at Caribana, there is something for everyone this weekend. **Technical Issues during the first part of the episode** SORRY, in process for new equipment.

    1 hr 18 min

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Where comedy and real talk ensue. Join Carlos and Ryan as they discuss (as Carlos rants and Ryan babysits), explore, teach, and learn about what's going in the world around them. Whether it regarding…