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Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the geopolitics of what's going on between the US and Venezuela, how they miss they old Kanye, and a reflection on 2025 and what they're prioritizing for 2026. What is it about celebrities that we love so much as society? That we would put ourselves to be used and dehumanized by them at any chance they could get..it'd be hard to turn down Jessica Alba but still. Cheers to a healthy, wealthy, and fruitful year to all of our listeners. We wouldn't be here without you. Make it the best year yet.
Carlos and Ryan discuss what they've missed over the last two weeks, the holidays, and whether Friday after Next was better than Friday. Review on 2025, there were a lot of ups and downs, changes for both of them and it's great time to reflect on what the year had to offer. If you want to work on your self, happy with what is going on, or want to do bad, treat it like a work in progress. Here is to a 2026, we may or may not do an episode before then, but if we don't. Fill in 2026, because the world won't do it for you.
Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode that there is no room for hatred in this world, the pros and cons of being Hollywood kids, and what are the few things we would do if we won the lottery. Shorter episode today due to a sickness going around Toronto but we'll be back next week for our Mike Tyson episode. Happy Holidays to you and yours from The Blank!
Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the virgin epidemic of young males, the new mandatory Netflix special that needs to be watched by everyone, and why Carlos's Spotify 2025 recap has R Kelly as his #1 artist (and Trapped in the Closet as the #1 song). Who really believes 100M isn't enough to create generational wealth? OBJ, you had the greatest catch in history, don't fumble this. Potentially no episode next week due to the holidays and everything that comes up with. Let us know if the Porsche 911 is your dream car because it definitely aint ours.
Conspiracy Carlos and Regular Ryan discuss in today's episode about how Gen Z are going to be the first generation living in someone else's memory, how corporations treat you like a number, and how in the world is the Eglinton LRT opening after the Finch one (What the hell Doug Ford? Shoutout to Baltimore, lowering their homicide rate through community and good gute (or however you spell it). Are you buying into Black Friday? You realize that holiday was made by the white man and if you're buying anything, you're supporting it. BTW, Freedom having a huge Black Friday sale on their phone plans y'all. See y'all gutes next week.
Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the lack of heart throbs in modern day R&B, DJT's recent crash-out, and why you shouldn't swipe right on Tinder in Florida (Collette, Carlos still out here waiting for you girl, call him when you're out). 15 Million for Ryan Wedding? He's getting tackled on sight, he don't look like no Pablo or El Chapo to me. Happy International Men's Day! How are you celebrating this holiday? It's not every day Carlos and Ryan speak on serious topics but we just want to say peace in Sudan.
Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode Carlos's latest DJ adventures, the RIP to the Dallas Mavericks organization and how social media influencers are now taking mental leaves (wild). Ayesha Curry, what are you doing girl? You got the best shooter of all time and you still ain't happy. You can beat the winter blues by picking up a hobby, trying something new, finding a new 3rd place (Carlos and Ryan are banned from some). Don't allow winter to bring you down.
Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the heartbreak that all Toronto Fans felt on Saturday, how Doug Ford is finally putting our tax payer funds towards something useful in paying our youth's tution, and how they're working through No Nut/No Drink November (it's rough, real rough). Carlos tries to plead his defence on not liking ABG's but we all know that's a lie, and Ryan is hoping everyone gets caught by speed cameras. Winter's coming y'all, ensure you got your cuffs (with consent) out because the season is coming soon!
Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode some recent scary movies they've watched, what they're dressing up as for Halloween, and where they're hoping to end up at night for Halloween (Carlos and Ryan have two very different situations as to where they're hoping). The Jays have the ability to make history on Halloween night and Ryan's excited for the parade while Carlos is excited for the snow bunnies attending. if you aren't celebrating with the city, hopefully Friday or Saturday, at least embrace history as the Jays have the potential to be World Series Champions.
Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode how the Jays havn't made it to the World Series in 32 years, their feelings after game 7 against Seattle, and their parent's experience during the 92-93 season. Can you tell their excited for the Jays? When you are a multi-million dollar coach for an NBA team, or a prolific NBA player in the league, why on earth are you scamming people in gambling rig? Some People's kids 100%. Vancouver is a beautiful city, Ryan highly recommends you go, but Carlos just wondering where the ABG's at? GO JAYS GO!!!
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