The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode Ryan's rant on late-stage capitalism continues, the top 28 places not to take a first date (Cheesecake Factory is a good place for a date, and the dark side of Hollywood. Don't go to Reddit for dating advice, unless you're looking for the worst of the worst or Edge Lords (not to get it confused with edging). Rogers, don't cancel Ryan's internet but you're still the worst. Tune in next week for another dating rant from Carlos (or a good story, we'll see).

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today’s episode why they were off for so long, their recent trips, and LeBron’s latest decision. While Mexico was serving up Bull-Dogs and Tacos, Halifax was providing Lobster and Scallops. They gave Some Peoples Kids to someone they never thought they would of, VISA deserved it though. We’re back and back for good (at least we think so), see y’all all summer. Caribana weekend!!!!

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode why it's so damn hot in Toronto right now, (disclaimer: the weather made them both say some wild ish), how crazy Toronto sports is going right now, and how we'll never really own anything and everything will be subscription based. With Lowry retiring a Raptor, us getting Kawhi back, and Toronto Tempo games going nuts, it's great being a Toronto fan, get out there and celebrate. Summer has a strong hold on us for the next two weeks but we'll be back filling in the Blank then. Wish you a wonderful summer!

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the Black Stars latest win (in the last minute), the absolute vibe of Toronto during summer, and Ryan's recent Cambodia trip. Ghana is killing it and it ain't called Sankofa Square for nothing but all the Panama and Columbian baddies, reach out to Los. Ryan saw some stuff that's gonna make it hard to smile but listen in on his Cambodian experience. We're back with a vengeance, so listen in all summer long.

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode their reasoning for taking a month break, Go Black Stars, and how Toronto can't do anything right (looking at you DoWest Fest). Carlos still doesn't know if Chicago has handsome men, but at least they're back in action. World Cup is upon us so enjoy the games! Ryan is holding back his Cambodia episode for next week so tune to hear all about it. They're back in action and here to stay.

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode their up and coming 3 week break (they're going on Spring Break!), The new potential Hantavirus pandemic, and the unfortunate Raptors end to the season. While Ryan will be out in the boonies fighting off malaria, Carlos will be knee deep in some deep-dish pizza. News Flash, Knicks fans are the wildest fans in the NBA, but you already know that. Shoutout to OG though! So the boys will be off the next three weeks, go watch TV or something.

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode talk divorce, how there are cameras everywhere, and how Rogers Communications sucks (dont cancel Ryan's internet)! Carlos's recent hospital visit ends in tragedy, ruptured something or someone, not 100% sure.. If someone proposes to you within week of knowing you, run the other way. Team Klay v. Team Stallion, who's team you got? Lupe Fiasco playing at the CNE this summer, so we expect all the Blank listeners to be there while Ryan cries tears of joy.

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode, the latest Toronto Tempo news (go support the latest Toronto Team), What not to do in South Korean (some people's kids), and how expensive everything is (why is a movie ticket $30.00?) Why havn't strip clubs raised their dance prices? You're dancing for less every year with inflation. While Ryan will be in the seats for the first Tempo game, Carlos will be waiting outside by the bus area. They're really trying to become the groupies. See y'all next week!

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode some more of Trump's outrageous ish, the break up game by Cut, and how far we've come from with mental illness. They're definitely getting cancelled after this one and it's Ryan's fault, all this stuff about chopstick Asians and what not. What are the most common interracial couples in North America? You would be surprised by the answer. Carlos and Ryan wish everyone a beautiful, fulfilling, voluptuous New Year!

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the latest freest country in the world news, Gucci Mane being kidnapped and approaching women in the gym (don't be creepy, or maybe just don't). Fellow citizens, we have another stupid trend spreading across social media, it's like the Tide pods thing from a few years ago all over again. Kids, don't smash a hammer into your face to create the perfect jawline. Carlos was supposed to be in Chicago but came back just for the episode. We know life may be hard for those out there and here at The Blank, we wish you nothing but love and wellbeing. Cheers to you. April Fools.