The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.

The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.

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The Blank with Carlos & Ryan. episodes

  • New Place Who Dis?

    Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode some exciting changes (to our video watchers), what are the weirdest pets Carlos and Ryan would own? Vince, Diddy, Michael Jackson, if we setting a standard, please be consistent. Who's paying an extra 2% on their dinner bill for climate change? It aint us. How do you end up the Headless Horseman, when you don't go no enemies? Notice to all DJ's out there, play that dude's mixtape because you'll never where your heads gonna go. RIP DJ Slick Rick (no relation). New Studio!!!



    56 min
  • Heavy Hitters featuring The Leap Year Babies.

    Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the first ever removal of a Hall of Famer "Some People's Kids Inductee", the absolute mental allegations against Diddy (Please Usher noooooo!!), and some real heavy stuff that's been going on lately. They also celebrate Carlos's 8th Birthday (Tevin Campbell style). Happy Birthday Carlos! The Blank wouldn't be the same without you. Look for some up and coming changes in next week, you'll be suprised.

    57 min
  • Carlos v. Fresh & Fit: Let's get ready to rumbleeee!

    Carlos wants all the smoke with Fresh & Fit apparently, we want to be clear, Carlos has been drinking and has not eaten all day. Please do not reach out to us, seriously... we is broke. The boys discuss how AI is advancing (soon Chat GPT will be able to give you relationship advice), Ryan's natural adventure in Mount Tremblant, and the abusive lifestyle of families documenting their lives on YouTube (she deserved the 30 years). We're looking forward to the first Leap Year of The Blank's history, so stayed tuned for someone special's birthday. Seriously Fresh & Fit, we mean no harm whatsoever.

    56 min
  • Mrs. Officer, Mrs. Officer...

    Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode The Superbowl results (Prince's Halftime Show was better), tragic ending to a streamer's life, and Apple's new headset (the future is here). Would you pay to freeze your body to see the future? Carlos sure wouldnt. Gronk, how are you an NFL Hall of Famer, and can't kick a 25 yard fieldgoal? Where is my bonus? To all of the Toronto Police Officers, here at the Blank we ask you to be just a bit more lenient. 3 Tickets, are you f****** kidding me. We apologize Manitoba, you have a beautiful province.

    53 min
  • Drake ruined Valentine's Day.

    Carlos and Ryan discuss (for journalistic purposes) Drake's recent leak, and we ain't talking a mixtape. How humans enjoy recycled material, we need to get together society, Activision keeps winning. If you are a Kansas City Chiefs fan, I hope you lose your first sports bet of the game. Enjoy the Superbowl everyone, Happy Valentine's Day, and we're boycotting Drake for at least 6 months (I don't believe in Valentines).

    54 min
  • CITY BOYS AND DRIVE BYS: THE BRAMPTON TIMES

    CARLOS AND RYAN SOLVE THE PUZZLES THAT IS BRAMPTON, OR AT LEAST ATTEMPT TO. HAVE YOU BEEN THERE? NO ONE CAN FIGURE THAT TOWN OUT. WHAT MOVIE IS SO IMPACTFUL THAT YOU START SHOOTING UP A CINEPLEX? LAST TIME I WAS THIS VIOLENT AT A MOVIE THEATRE WAS WHEN WE WENT TO GO SEE UP (YES CAUSE OF THAT SCENE). THE BOYS ALSO DISCUSS EUTHANASIA, TAYLOR BOWL ON FEB. 11 (SIGH*) AND OFFER ADVICE TO THE SINGLES OF TORONTO. OH AND RYAN HAS AN EPISODE OVER COD AND ACTIVISION, AGAIN......

    1 hr 6 min
  • Lovers n' Friends: Vince McMahon is neither.

    Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the absoulte digusting ish that Vincent McMhahon (allegendly..) did with employee of the WWF (pays your bills folks), how the green never makes anyone normal want to stab somebody, and the best of all time festival coming to Las Vegas this May (hopefully we'll see you there). Tell me where you can see Confessions by Usher, Promise by Cierra, and Invisable Man by 98 degrees all in the same place. Already the end of January, Get FEB'd up for February.

    57 min
  • I'm going to need a gummy after that one.

    Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode Carlos and his new extra-curricular activities (of the THC variety), The 2019 Raptors roster is that much far away, and the one person you would want saving after flipping your Jeep (give me your hand brother!). Lots of sports talk this episode, just due to the time of year. We're banking on either U Don't Have to Call or Nice and Slow' to play first during the SuperBowl. What are your picks?! Tune in a doozy.

    59 min
  • Blank B***hs Link Up!

    Carlos and Ryan discuss in today’s episode Carlos coming out hot for 2024 (embracing his inner Kat Williams), 10 foot Aliens in Miami (supposedly, allegedly..), and the end of the band wagon we call the New England Patriots. Carlos and Ryan also got to party with celebrities this past week and CBC fit the bill (thanks for the free wine CBC). Everyone go check out One More Time on CBC Gem. It’s free, not paid, free, so you have no excuses. Expect some major changes in the near future,

    bring on 2024.

    1 hr
  • Ringing in 2024: Under the Weather.

    We want to you wish you a wonderful 2024! Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the craziness that came along with the New Year. Prayers to Japan, Shame to Epstein's List, and someone needs to fact check Kat Williams after that interview. Not even a week in and we already have a months worth of dramatics, that's how we know 2024 is going to be a crazy, dramatic filled, wild year and Carlos and Ryan are here for it. Have a great rest of the year and we will it's less dramatic then this first week has been.

    33 min

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Where comedy and real talk ensue. Join Carlos and Ryan as they discuss (as Carlos rants and Ryan babysits), explore, teach, and learn about what's going in the world around them. Whether it regarding…