The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.

The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.

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The Blank with Carlos & Ryan. episodes

  • Veni Vidi Vici, did you miss me?

    Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode Ryan's triumphant return to the Land of the North, he will recap his experience with alcoholism, food, love, and sight seeing. He'll also talk about his trip in Italy (Ryan does a lot of drugs, but you didn't hear it from me). Check out Instagram for pictures of the trip. Trudeau gets another honorable mention in Some People's Kids with a brand new accolade.

    59 min
  • How do you say: Why is it so dark in here? in Italian.

    **Disclaimer**

    We ran into some technical issues with the 2nd half of the recording.
    If you are into two handsome men that who’s voices have been upgraded to sound
    sensual and luscious, then enjoy the 2nd half.  Carlos and Ryan discuss in today’s episode
    Carlos’s new adventure in pitch darkness in a float therapy tank. All was good
    until it wasn’t, but at least Carlos realized he doesn’t know how to swim. Ryan’s
    leaving to land of the most authentic pasta, pizza, and subtle racism, we’ll
    see if he survives. Ryan’s baby bro has started high school, good luck and stay
    away from our spot! You’ll know where that is. We’ll await for the next full episode
    with stories from Italy, the pizza motherland.

    1 hr 3 min
  • Digital Dreams and Carlos’ Nightmare.

    Carlos and

    Ryan discuss in today’s episode the earthly tragedies that are going on around the
    world as of late. Best wishes to NWT, BC, Maui & Florida. The end of Summer
    is upon us and while Ryan is traumatically yelling his personal issues before
    the drop at Electric Island. Carlos will be free floating in a therapy tank and
    possibly getting kicked out for having a guest in his tank (Carlos: I have no
    idea how she got in there). It’s been a summer, it’s been a movie, it’s been a
    whole season filled with tears, joy, love, and dutty winin’, here’s to you
    Summer 2023. Next up: Global Warming.

    58 min
  • Why you gotta be so rude? I’m from Vaughan anyway..

    Carlos and Ryan discuss in today’s episode what pushes road

    ragaholics away is a good tune and a positive attitude. Carlos is an employee
    of the month for any company he works even when his managers disagree (Sorry
    Stephanie)..Remember kids, becoming a viral sensation is not all it’s cracked
    out to be. You’re really telling me Markham? Markham out of all cities? The
    nicest city in Canada? I’m from Vaughan, so you know damn well I’m in a really rude
    mood! You can tell Preply that we’re looking for em! In a nice manner..

    1 hr 24 min
  • The Secret to Dating and The Great Outdoors.

     

    Carlos and Ryan Explore dating on the interwebs in this new

    day and age. The great debate of online dating vs meeting people in person.
    They also mention some book called The Secret and it's positive imagery. I
    checked and this book did not have any research done on dating a Scarborough
    mandem, so all Scarborough females please date out of town! Carlos gives an in
    depth review on his camping experience. Bare in mind, he slept in the car..noob.

    58 min
  • The Passion of the Blank featuring a commercial break.

    Carlos and Ryan discuss in today’s episode the WWF Event that took place in Alabama, you might

    call it inappropriate behaviour, I call it one for the history books. Ryan
    needs to be put on game, he doesn’t even know who Lil’ Tay is, RIP Lil’ Tay. I
    think? Might swim to my next rumble. Canadian Born Tory Lanez is doing 10 years
    to life, just kidding about the life, but we should never joke about life because
    life is too short. Not Tory Lanez short though. Corporations are Nazis, yeah we
    said it. Carlos is going for his Nobel Peace Prize with a speech on Corporations.
    Get the napkins ready y’all, it’s a tear jerker. Tune in!

    57 min
  • Carlos' Demon Time Weekend: Lizzo Sucks (allegedly)..

    Carlos and Ryan discuss our Prime Minister's separation, confusion with humans becoming dogs (we have so many questions, VELD & Caribana Weekend in the city (Carlos should go to VELD right?). Lizzo does from freaky ish with bananas to her dancers (allegedly). Enjoy the long weekend everyone and if you're reading this description, unsubscribe.

    59 min
  • Report 113: Aliens Exist Dammit.

    Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the biggest news that the American Government has ever released: Aliens exist and they've found non-human bodies, can you believe that sh**? They knew all along.. How is Mbappe turning down 700 million dollars in a year? That dude is crazy. They also release the history behind the bikini and how thats da bomb! According to Disney, Snow White was not a lovely fairytale but filled with discrimination against little people, non-consensual kissing, and un-realistic witch requirements. Are you kidding me?

    1 hr 1 min
  • Room 112: The Panty Droppin' Episode.

    Carlos and Ryan serenade in today's episode. They speak about all of the best R&B tracks, artists, and love making music that they know. From groups to solo acts, the boys break down what makes R&B great: Heartbreak, dancing in the rain, and panty droppin'. Ryan brings up a really sexist debate about R&B groups, so please bare with us. This episode is dedicated to the memory of Oliver, we cannot put into words what you've done for the Toronto community, Rest in Peace brother #coldteakensington.

    1 hr 1 min
  • Episode 111 - Make a Wish, oh wait..that's not right..

    **Disclaimer, Carlos is a bit quiet in this episode due to some technical issues** Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode Dave Chappelle for being the solely and main reason why there is violence against the trans-community (so dumb), The Supreme Court ruling in favour of businesses rejecting clients based off of their sexual orientation, and why the hell is everything so damn expensive, thanks Trudeau. Canada is moving a bit too crazy for us now, we're taking recommendations on where to move the Blank go forward. Let us know. Check out next week's 1-Tweeezie episode for R&B talk..

    37 min

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Where comedy and real talk ensue. Join Carlos and Ryan as they discuss (as Carlos rants and Ryan babysits), explore, teach, and learn about what's going in the world around them. Whether it regarding…