The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.

Carlos and Ryan drink champagne and discuss in their 100th special, a reflection on their favourite moments of the podcast so far, what they're expecting for the next 100, and The OnlyFans Speed Dating: Everyone Deserves Love event. Even if you do some unspeakable ish for your job, you still deserve love. Check out the episode the hear how to enter the 100th Episode Giveaway for your chance to win some first edition Blank merchandise. We wouldn't be here without you, we love each and everyone of you, stay tuned for the next 100 episodes.

Carlos and Ryan (finally together again) discuss in today's special episode: the return of Carlos from Ghana. Carlos gives us by the fire, his tails, tribulations, and wild stories of the motherland. From broken AirBnB keys to the unexpected Burger King, he survived Ghana's worst and experienced the beautiful country's best. We missed him here on The Blank. Please stay away from the 6 dollar steak meal unless you're looking for some Yellow Fever (the sickness, not the attraction to the Asian race, you sick freaks). Episode 99, we done did it!

We're finally at the end of Ryan's Confession Tapes, finally. Those went on for too long. Ryan discusses in today's episode just a few things happening in the news as well as something called "Claimbodia." no idea...But Carlos is back next week from Ghana and there will be a special story telling episode. Did he find God? We sure hope so.. Cheers everyone.

Ryan in today's episode (special appearance from Carlos from afar) gives an update as to where Carlos been at for the last week. I know you listeners are probably already tired of Ryan's confessing his love for Lupe Fiasco (Carlos told him not to do this while he was gone). Ryan talks about some tragedies that happened in Toronto and Nashville recently that need to be addressed and spoken about. Also Elon trying to stop AI and ChatGPT from advancing. Dude is just jealous he didn't come up with it. Also some real talk coming straight from the heart. Lets be better than the person we were yesterday.

Ryan in today's episode just gives appreciation to all of the listeners of the Podcast in his confessions tape. Nothing like Usher's confessions tapes though. Just a quick update on merch and potential drop shipping, stay tuned for that. Carlos is on a flight to Ghana as we speak and will update us with all of the experiences, memories, and crazy stories that Ghana has to offer an someone like him. Hopefully he comes in 1 piece. Cheers everyone.

Carlos and Ryan celebrate St. Patrick's Day in today's episode. Knowing Ryan, there should be a lot of beer over the next 24 hours. Carlos's adventure/journey/finding yourself plan/God retreat/Slambulance in Ghana, so he won't be available over the new few weeks. We wish him well on his journey, well Ryan doesn't because his suggestions not exactly safety first, if y'all get what I mean. Ryan told Carlos to do drugs, who does that? They also speak about the nightmares of dating in New York, although both of them have never done it but from the TikTok stories out recently, they're glad they never will....Y'all know what a Pterodactyl is?...i'm not talking about the dinosaur. Google it..on urban dictionary. This episodes definitely rated NSFW. 

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode, Mona the Vampire and some of their 90's-00's childhood crushes (we love you Jessica Alba). Proud Family still has the best theme/intro song ever made. Happy Anniversary Rudy Gobert, it's been 3 years of hell on earth, thanks to you! These spy balloons and labs be creating too much shit. Carlos and Ryan are also joining the Anti-Work movement, but they still willing to work. One lesson from today's episode: find your work/life balance. See y'all at Big Trouble this weekend!

Carlos and Ryan discuss someone's birthday (or not, I forget how it works), the Ja Morant and the gangsta life he chose, and free trauma money for Black People.  Now then, how does one sign up for this covid money? I got bills!!! And if I don't get this money, someone's getting these ja hands plus the glizzy. #FREEJAMORANTHEAINTDOSH*T

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode, the next 20 year plan for Mr. Ignition Pt. 2., Canada v. Your Information, if we can still vote against it, please let us know. Mercedes Benz is working with the Air Balloon people to create a selfie-cam inside a car, so you can Tik Tok Dance, while you sit in traffic. And some more  ridiculous ish that's going on in the world. But hey!, it's The Blank, what else are we going to discuss? P.S. Pamela Anderson married someone 4 days after knowing them while she was in committed relationship. Happy Valentine's Day! 

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode all of the craziness that happens after Valentine's Day. Plans or no plans, John Tory broke social distancing rules by getting a vaccine of the ground and pound variety. UFOs are hovering over the country watching while the Eagles lose the Super Bowl. Lastly and most importantly Carlos and Ryan have now started their own legal firm. All Inquiries for those wronged by their sugar babies or sugar daddies must be sent via Instagram or via email. Where the bonus at? Along with the Hogwarts H*es!