Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the Vaughan Mills Nascar heist, who's stealing from Vaughan Mills? Do you think they stole fromLego? Crocs? Donald Trump's 2024 run, we're waiting for the most exciting television known to man. You're telling me that we can bring back the Wooly Mammoth with some DNA? Shoutout to the Dodo Birds, they aint do s***, bring back the Dodo Birds! Best wishes to The Hogan and Brady, you're both legends. But most importantly please everyone, lets get Ryan some help. 

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode an extremely important concept that all listeners need to know, PlayStation is better than Xbox. They also speak about current unstable environment with reckless situations happening on a day to day basis, what Toronto calls the TTC. Really Toronto, be safe out there. This Saturday, check out the Royal Rumble, because Los will be jumping from the top rope and I ain't talking about on Pay-Per-View. But really Toronto, be safe taking the TTC. Shoutout to the TTC Guardian Angels!

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode (after messing up the first take) the Toronto dating experience. Some question that they attempt to answer are: How to flirt? What to wear? How to smell? All answers everyone from the scene can take notes from. They also role play on their first two dates together.  Let them know in the comments what they could have done better. Ryan thinks he Dr. Lover Boy..and oh boy, he has it all wrong. We're all just trying to not find the Carole Baskin's of the world. 

Carlos and Ryan do their best impression of Barry White all episode longggg....(the Matrix decided to screw with our programing) ah yeahhhhh. Sexy voices aside, we discuss Elon being the first to lose 200 billion, the Tuesday night Golden Globes, and the biggest threat to the City of Toronto, BTS and Taylor Swift fans. Ticketmaster this is all your fault. Remember life is too short to not enjoy your time here. 

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode Sajid's new baby and Sajid's new whip. Rolling Stones magazine, they're truly disappointed, we all know Celine is Top 5.  They also speak about what music not to play in bed, otherwise you'll end up front page of the TIFU Reddit thread. What would you do is your first date's parents showed up to your date? But makes the best fried rice of all time? Shoutout again to Sajid, congratulations brother!

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode their memories, experiences, and reflections of the wonderful year. All of the resolutions they failed, the goals they completed, and progression of 2022 as people. Carlos brought the energy and the hats and Ryan brought the mustache. They wish all of their fans/listeners/people who play it in the background a very special and warm thank you for a wonderful year. Cheers to 2023 and all that it comes with! We off the Grid Grid Grid!, #findkanye

Carlos and Ryan discuss in their 2022 Christmas Special: the real meaning of Christmas (well their opinionated meanings),  Kwanza was originally created in the US, and Let It Snow by Boyz II Men (the GOAT Christmas song).  Carlos also mentions the best gift he has ever received during Christmas (PG-13 Content, well it was supposed to be). They both wish all of their listeners a wonderful and merry holiday. Free Palestine, and shoutout to mental illness. Amen. Damn right.  

Carlos and Ryan's discuss during their 27 minute Ice Storm Special, they speak on a number of topics. France v. Argentina in the World Cup Final, Donald Trump trading cards, and Tory v. The Stallion court case (it's going to be a doozy). Due to the ice storm and bad weather the episode is remote. Tune in next week for their Christmas 2022 episode! Vote Yes on banning Tik Tok. 

Carlos and Ryan have World Cup fever! But due to the trade of the century, leads to madness, chaos, tears, and anarchy. Let's hope the Merchant of Death decides to retire. From Bidets to Penalty Kicks, they discuss a wide range of topics (you know they had to include Kanye) and since we're close to the holiday season, Albertians? give yourself the gift leaving your province. Happy Holidays!

Ryan and Carlos are big, big, big wieners that like to pour ketchup on each other and dance around the living room. In this week's episode, they're talking about forced masculinity and how empowerment can set you free. (Written by Alesha, but we both agree)