The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode (in person) Meta's new social media platform: Threads and whether we're making an account (we're not), The Minimalist Lifestyle and how we can reflect on our lives, and the story of Carlos's terrible babysitter Alice forcing him into Bible Camp..if you're listening Alice, Carlos 2023 still be sinning. How fast have you seen someone lose their life? Betting you and your wife's life savings on a UFC fight is a sure way to get you back to living with your parents. And for all of you Mercedes drivers, may all of your price adjustments be lower than market value.

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the greatest Canadian Historic Moments in their lifetimes. We're bringing back the Canadian Heritage Moment commercials from the 90's everybody. Shoutout to Madonna, you're a Walking Living Legend! And we wish everyone a safe, not wild at all Canada Day celebration. Stay away from Woodbine Beach though... seriously. Shorter episode this week due to some time restraints and scheduling but they'll be back for a full length episode next week.

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the submarine in the room. As billionaires you think that they would pay enough to get a working submarine. The son that copes with going to a Blink 182 concert, they're top 5 easily Some People's Kids of all time. We wish nothing for the best for the people onboard, but curiosity killed the cat hard on this one. WHERE ARE YOU!!! and I'm so sorryyyyy. The song definitely hits differently for the son now a days.

Carlos, Ryan, and special guest: Monique, speak about the 2nd forecast of Carlos Summer 2023. Vote Gong, or we mean, .. we are not influenced by the Chinese Government to say that..but vote Gong. Listen in for a few crazy Florida stories, it's Florida so you know they're good. Would you fake your death to prove a point? If so, you're probably a narcissist, all my homies hate narcissists. You guys are still voting Gong right?

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode a new segment: Carlos Summer 2023 Forecast, all of the storms, sunshine, and terrible dates. We all thought Carlos wanted the smoke but not like this, prayers to the people working on getting these forest fires under control, although we all know it's a Government Conspiracy.. and aliens. Diablo 4, game of the year, check it out gamers! Shout out to 106 n' Park for the inspiration, raising us and showing us the greatest and latest music during the time. Now at number 1 this week, Dilemma by Nelly ft. Kelly Rowland.

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode, why aren't there anymore woman rnb groups anymore? When is the next TLC? The next Destiny's child? 2pac finally getting his Hollywood Walk of Fame Star. Also what's wrong with kids these days? Fireworks on the goddamn bus, you kids need to do better. Men, you need to start taking notes, put a cute pet in your online dating profile pics, instant more likes. The dates and talk you'll need to figure out yourself though. Watch out for Carlos 2023 this summer, it's only the beginning...it's going to be a problem.

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the term jumping the shark, you gotta know when to hold em, know when know when to fold em, know when to walk away but don't know when to shut up. RIP to Tina the Queen of Rock & Roll, Ike you bum. Nothing new from Brampton, just another insurance scam and British Columbia's high schools are giving out safe snorters for teenagers to do coke. You both confidently make Some People's Kids this week. From King Von snitching himself out, RIP though, to bringing out the broom for the Lakers, this week's episode is jam packed!

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode one of the most important rules in life, take accountability for your actions. You can't blame the world for your personal problems (Carlos spitting facts). The curse of the Leafs is now the 2nd round, lengthening surgery (there is hope for us short kings), and don't eat the watermelon (more details in the episode). Robert Clarke for Mayor of Toronto!, he's got Ryan's vote. Check out the Instagram contest in last week's post!

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the latest Giveaway/Contest they're holding for a t-shirt, Check out the Instagram Post for this week and last week for details!! What did Tank, Usher, and Ginuwine have in common? Not only their great music, but they probably bump n' grinded with some groupies (Usher for sure, he made confessions..) on tour, meaning all R&B artists cheat. Look, we know there are some cringe podcasts out there, The Blank isn't one of them and you know Carlos and Ryan are both 10s, 9s on a bad day. Some People's Kids this week belongs to CNN for letting Trump lay the smack down on national television. Go Leafs!

May the 4th be with you! Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the Leafs finally breaking the 20 year curse of losing. They imagine the madness of what Toronto will become if the Leafs win the Cup. BC being extremely progressive with the heron, practically giving it away for free. Who's moving to Vancouver, please put your hands up. Carlos tells the childhood story of him running away and is God an artist? Listen in on our 101 episode.