The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.

The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.

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The Blank with Carlos & Ryan. episodes

  • Cheers to 2023, we won’t miss you.

    Carlos and Ryan discuss their experience with 2023, all of the good times, the bad times, and craziness. Who knew shooting stars would bring Carlos out of his camping shell. Ryan’s rant about bad technology is the first and last (we’re sorry you had to endure that). Who knew Diddy would come out of 2023 with a bang. Carlos and Ryan are looking forward to 2024 and all that comes with it, the good, the bad, the craziness. Cheers to the New Year, 2023 you’ve done us well but if you ain’t going home, you gotta get the hell out of here.

    1 hr 1 min
  • Oh Hell Nah, Can’t Do This: Merry Christmas.

    Carlos and

    Ryan discuss in today’s episode the gift that keeps on giving, NBA players and
    their choice in women. They also discuss their recent spa experience, music
    choices in bars we go to (don’t ever walk into a All Stars again), and the most
    under-rated Christmas movie and song of all time. Simply, having, a wonderful
    Christmas time, thanks Paul McCartney, we hope that Michael makes millions off
    of that song. Happy Holidays everyone from the Blank. Tune into our New Years
    episode next week!

    59 min
  • Moonwalking through 8 Mile: Sankofa this!

    Carlos and Ryan discuss in today’s episode their recently holiday parties (craziness all around, don’t go into a bathroom with a random stranger), the amount of money that Toronto is spending to change the name of Yonge and Dundas Square (quite unnecessary, if you ask us), and Carlos’s boss leaving him out to dry for the final day. Tip 1 for maintain a strong relationship with your homies: don’t buy the licensing to their music. Otherwise MJ Tha Shoota will be in your hood. Countdown to the holidays and the new year begins!

    56 min
  • Common Sense: Don’t meet your OnlyFans’s fans? We say that right?

    Carlos and Ryan discuss in today’s episode the change in Christmas music (Mariah we love you and all, but this needs to stop), Carlos’ inspirational and motivating boss says “About last week..miss me with all that”, and stories about almost burning down a Wendys (yes this actually happened). Congrats Taylor on winning Time: Person of the Year,  and congrats to Rubi Rose on meeting your biggest supporter.. hope it works out..wish you nothing but the best. Bring on December!

    58 min
  • 3 Survival Tools for Life: Airfryers, Chicago Bears, and Good Management.

    Carlos and Ryan discuss in today’s episode how airfryers are taking got dang world.. But

    hey if they can cook some good chicken in 30 minutes, who are we to complain. We’re
    also not swearing for the foreseeable future (at least we’re trying not to). Ryan
    also gives his best apology for missing last week’s episode, don’t trust him
    though, it’s gonna happen again. One Pro Tip for Life: Find good management, or
    find someone good that you have to report to. It makes your professional life a lot better, especially if you work at a strip club.

    58 min
  • The Blank, The Remake: Originality no longer exists featuring No N** November.

    Carlos and

    Ryan discuss in today’s episode the death of originality, not only in games but
    everything now a days. Call of Duty, Disney, & Hip Hop, all remakes of
    another base. We need to do better with being original. According to the Toronto
    Star, Toronto was named the loneliest city in all of Canada. So if you want to
    be alone, make no friends, and reserve a table for one, move to Toronto.
    Shoutout to Dikembe for creating No N** November for the world. Please let us
    know how your month goes for all our male listeners. Stay tuned for next week!

    1 hr
  • The Nation's Capital: Fatality!

    Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode Ryan's recent trip to Ottawa, The Death of Omegle, and people in great positions throwing their lives away (really grinds Carlos's gears!). No longer can creeps/weridos/odd people bothering regular people looking to connect. We're all just trying to live while we have Trudeau battling us to Mortal Kombat and test our might with these crazy grocery prices, taxes, and expensive a** housing. THEY'RE TAKING OUR JOBS! Forgive me..it's been a really rough time for me in the market. Tune in for next week!

    58 min
  • Treehouse of Hoarders 2K23

    Submitted to

    the approval of the Midnight Society: Carlos and Ryan tell the horror stories
    of ghouls and goblins of Florida, sports gambling, and progressive witchcraft (Ryan
    identifies as a Witch, just roll with it). They’re on their third Halloween
    episode and the Eglinton LRT still isn’t completed (Carlos expresses his
    frustration by custom). Happy Halloween everyone, even to that gross a** dude
    in Wal-Mart, Florida.

    56 min
  • Ryan, stop taking these damn vacations..

    Carlos and

    Ryan discuss in today’s episode: Ryan’s week in Atlanta and how he didn’t get
    chicken wings from the best strip club America, Carlos’s week discovering the city,
    and how Jada Pinkett is not as Worthy as she thinks she is. Shake Shack is
    better than any fast food in Canada (take that up with Ryan, please send all of
    your angry letters to him). Carlos has found a new hobby, scaring off children
    at the aquarium and terrifying 60 year olds in National Parks (we look forward
    to your letters). Peace in the Middle-East. DISCLAIMER: Technical Issues have
    led to our 2nd part of the episode being a Chopped n’ Screwed
    version, although it’s from Texas and not Atlanta.

    59 min
  • Karaoke Song 121: No you can’t have 4800 dollars.

    Carlos and Ryan discuss in today’s episode their go-to karaoke songs, things to spend your

    good hard earned money on, and how potentially the Government is going to shut
    us down mannnn (in a hippie voice). Congrats to the first Aboriginal Premier in
    Canada winning over the Manitoba Government, shoutout to Wab Kinew. We also have
    the first new black house speaker in the House of Commons as well..typical Trudeau.
    This may be out last episode depending on the CRTC, but dammit we aren’t going
    down without a fight!..or at least 4800 dollars..escrow Swiss Bank Account.

    57 min

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Where comedy and real talk ensue. Join Carlos and Ryan as they discuss (as Carlos rants and Ryan babysits), explore, teach, and learn about what's going in the world around them. Whether it regarding…