Trump Accuses Hillary of Fighting a War on Women; Roger Stone on Alex Jones; Trump Invokes Vince Foster Conspiracy Theory; Trump Does or Doesn't Think There Should be Guns in Schools; Haley Barbour Doesn't Know if the Clintons Are Murderers; The GOP's Plan to Overhaul Their Primaries; Open vs Closed Primaries; Chewbacca Mom; and more

Trump's Robotic Press Secretary; Trump is Surrounded by Incompetence; Trump isn't Hitler, He's Nixon; The Saturday Night Massacre; Defending Our Friend Stephanie Miller; The Nevada Convention Mayhem; No Evidence of Violence; No Evidence of Fraud or Disenfranchisement; and more

Hillary's Strategy Against Trump; Melania Trump Says Her Husband Isn't Hitler; Trump Considering Palin as His Running Mate; Trump Surrogate Says CNN Should Lose Its FCC License; Trump's Golf Course Scam; Republican Accidentally Reveals Porn Preferences; Alex Jones Says Michelle Obama Killed Joan Rivers; and more

Trump's Butler Posts Insane Facebook Message; Paul Ryan Meets with Trump; Republicans Kiss Trump's Orange Butt; Trump's Name is Mentioned Thousands of Times in the Panama Papers; Trump's Nickname for Bernie Sanders; Stephen Colbert Interviews Trump's Insult Adviser; John Boehner Calls Freedom Caucus Knuckleheads; and more

Trump has the Best Words; We Attempt to Shame and Ridicule Trump Supporters; Rush Limbaugh Agrees that Trump is an Internet Troll; Trump Appoints Chris Christie to Run His Transition Team; The Results of a Disturbing PPP Poll; Trump is Less Popular Than Lice; Small Government Conservatives Want to Regulate Facebook; and more

Presumptive Nominee Donald Trump; Ted Cruz Drops Out; Cruz's Stupid Concession Speech; We Recap Trump's Greatest Hits; Steve Schmidt Blasts the Conservative Movement; Trump Getting CIA Briefings Now; Trump's Word Salad on Abortion; Trump's Ridiculous Cinco de Mayo Tweet; Alex Jones Goes Off About George Will Literally Raping America; and more

The Indiana Primary; Bernie's Bizarre Delegate Math; Ted Cruz Admits to Beating His Children; Protester Calls Ted Cruz a Fish Monster; Carly Fiorina Falls Through a Trap Door; Trump Suggests Ted Cruz's Dad Was a JFK Conspirator; Ryan Grim Fights Jesse Watters; and more

We Have a Democratic Nominee; Cenk Uygur and HA Goodman Hoping for the FBI to Make Bernie the Winner; Donald Trump is Close to the Nomination; The Woman Card; Nate Silver's Electoral Vote Tally; Ted Cruz Announces His Running Mate; Fiorina Sings; John Boehner Hates Ted Cruz; Ted Cruz Screws Up Hoosiers Movie Reference; Dennis Hastert Gets 15 Months; and more

Pennsylvania and Rhode Island Primaries; Bernie Math; Alex Jones and His Black Friend Agree that Beyonce is Eating Baby Brains; Literally; Alex Jones is Gullible; Ted Cruz Lying About Transgender People; Ted Cruz and History; Trump Has Another Twitter Meltdown; Second Amendment Solutions; and more

We Remember Prince and His Legacy; The Music of Generation X; Obama's Statement on Prince; Harriet Tubman to Replace Andrew Jackson on the Twenty; Conservatives Respond; Fox and Friends Asks New Yorkers About Tubman; Wolf Blitzer and Purple Haze; and more