How many 15% local beers does it take for a podcaster to lose his shirt? How do you call a Ukrainian a hooker without getting caught? And who gets cancelled first, and/or who gets CIA "suicided” first for an unmentionable conspiracy cutting to the core of America’s democracy? Then to finish up the episode, an unforgettable “What’s in That Ass?”

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Is it Am I the Asshole, or is it What’s IN your asshole? What exactly is doughnut dick? Did Asuelu open the door for the capital insurrectionists? And how does one plan for a 70th birthday / wedding / swinger’s party DURING A PANDEMIC!

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Want to pass a 14 hour RV ride with your fame hungry degenerate in-laws? Tune in to find out how to buy a patent approved chinstrap double dildo, and get it autographed by the entire BOHRing show cast! We’ll also share how to save your hard-earned money on costly gym memberships and get into shape with Natalie’s amazing 7 minute chopped wood workout. No questions who the assholes are this week. It’s us!

The BORing Podcast: the show that always causes your significant other to show up 3 hours late. This week, tune in to find out who was wiping Angela’s coochie, and how to hire Andrei to demolish your friends kitchen…as a gag! Also: tips on how to tell if your neighbors are having a swingers party; whether it’s ok to have a beer in a port-a-potty; and if we can salvage a wearable pet habitat on “Shart Tank.”

The show welcomes a very special (permanent?) guest who solicits opinions on the merits of a foreskin mullet, why Ukraine is the place for Spring Break, and burying Moldovan hookers! Plus, on "90 Day Fiance", Asuelu’s father-in-law hilariously breaks the news to Asuelu that his wife is really, really, thinking about a divorce.

On the second incredible episode of The BORing Podcast: Are you looking to spice up your love life with a role-playing Samoan? Sick of a coworker coming into the office smelling of fox urine? Or wondering how to get that object out of your anus without the embarrassment of going to the ER? Tune in for solutions to all these problems and much, much more!

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It might be a brand new format, but it’s the same three assholes you’ve hated for the first 50 shows. After discussing the various reasons we hate each other, we wrap up the Summer House finale and hopefully Hannah’s reality show career. Then on 90 Day Fiance we ponder Asuelu's credit rating, Chuck’s business acumen, and Andrei’s skills to pay the bills. Plus: On our “Am I The Asshole” segment - a chick is pissed her parents skipped her online graduation to shop for her sister.

In a somber “farewell”, Bravo and Beer looks to Summer House’s Hannah as inspiration on how to overcome overwhelming adversity and victimization. Then it’s on to the pressing questions of the 90 Day: why do African men love giant, droopy boobs? Has Mike out-Colted Coltie, and how much more Andrei-Charlie drama can we take?

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Break out the beer bongs! A new show to be reviewed but the same 3 assholes doing the reviewing. This week we break down how many kilograms of sugar per day is acceptable on a standard weight loss plan, why being a multi-state exterminator is more difficult than earning a medical degree, and just how much prime real estate a part time job at the yogurt hut pays for. And there’s also a fake wedding to celebrate on the Summer House! And on "Am I The Asshole" we discuss asking a nun if she's pregnant.

The crew breaks down a downer of a Kentucky Derby party on Summer House and super awkward interaction of Des, the 45 year old man who is Hanna's boyfriend. In the second half of the show the boys rip into the awful 90 Day Part 2 Tell All.