We may be all out female condom (and finger condoms for that matter), but we got mustache guards, reverse merkins, and pubic hair patches for bald podcasters. We solved the homeless crisis with the help of old Playboys, and then create the Middle East’s favorite new game show, "Taliban Double Dare!" And we got a new castmate on "Below Deck" who has a speech impediment...that she intentionally kept... and a whole new season of "90 Day Fiancé" to discuss.

It’s all-dick, all the time on this week’s Bohring podcast! Do you have the penis of a 19-year old college girl? Would you rather eat a really hot piece of pizza… or have sex with it? And where do you need to pierce your junk to get a callout from a reddit "missed connection" gal? It’s like shark week, but with cock! COCKWEECK! We also do the "90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After" tell-all finale, the latest "Below Deck Med," and America's favorite game: "WHAT'S IN THAT ASS?"

Are you sick of people comparing “Below Deck” to the Federal Reserve? Did Howie officially join the Taliban? And have you gained an inordinate amount of weight eating faces while on bath salts? Listen to the Bohring show…and do some cocaine! We also get into the “90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After” tell-all, in addition to our usual shenanigans. Join our patreon for bonus shows at Http://www.patreon.com/bohringpod

Ever wondered… if you were a wife, tasked with keeping a metal mystery box in your fridge you couldn't open and your husband raced home from work after hearing you ...took it out of the fridge... what would you think? What would you do? Would you OPEN IT? We ask that, plus weigh in on the "90 Day Fiance" fight the world was waiting for that finally (kinda) happened: Charlie vs. Andrei! Also, on “Below Deck,” Lloyd is "90% straight" then another riveting game of "What's in That Ass?!"

It’s another episode of the BOHRing show, and speaking of shit what a theme we have this week! Where else would you go to pass out after drunkenly crapping your pants but a broken roach filled refrigerator? What else would you use a bidet for? And has Bravo finally found their biggest piece of shit human yet on "Below Deck"? 

Put your tit away! But not for a holiday man making it rain with his PPP loan. Also find out whether cocaine stops Covid, whether Howie’s amateur stripping got a cook fired, and why giving the middle finger to random strangers might be the highlight of your day.

Glory Hole Escape Rooms or a Glory Hole themed non-profit? Was I supposed to tie a string on that before shoving it up my butt? And why is there such a pent up demand for ebony pipe layers on Craigslist??? Oh, and Roy Orbison Jr. is a DELIGHT.

Have you recently been avoiding your favorite glory hole because of their poor musical selections? Are you tired of missing out on true love because the woman at the little league field wiggling her toes at you hasn’t checked her lost connections this week? Tune in this week to get answers to those, and a whole new meaning on you spin me right round.

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Wondering if you missed a connection on Craigslist from a Walmart prostitute? Well this is the episode for YOU! Plus, some chick steals all the birds from old women in her neighborhood, then on “Below Deck Med” Chef Matthew McPussyKnee returns to the boat to admit he’s just a huge bitch that got scared and wasn’t hurt at all. That and much more this week on THE BOHRING POD!

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Do you have what it takes to tell a person they have AIDS? Are you always the person saying something wildly offensive and just wish there was a way to wipe the slate clean immediately? And will breathing methane through a toilet tube be the thing that saves your life in a hotel fire? All that, plus we break down a brand new season of “Below Deck Mediterranean!”

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