No “courtesy boners” for Des this week in his Summer House debut! The site of Hannah is the only viagra that old man needs.

In the 90 Day Tell All, Jovi provides an expert breakdown on lap dances, but not on how to beat a lie detector! Tarik puts in his application to be Shaun Robinson’s replacement, and Natalie finds out the monster under the bigfoot haircut was actually Mike’s mom and she was scheming this whole time to derail the wedding. Grab your favorite flavor of Lover Boy and come join the wild ride.

Hi-ho, hi-ho, it’s off to work we go...at Uncle Beau’s new daycare for wayward children. Here, children (and adults) are taught everything they need! Which pants go with what color wife beater at a wedding! How to scam your way to getting free vacations to Mexican prisons and Serbian riot zones! And how to set your Belizean Bumble profile to get free money from middle age American cat moms. Plus "Am I The Asshole" with perverted mirror people!

Buckle up buttercups, this week is full of shocking developments. Hannah finally admits that at the heart of all the trouble she causes is a lack of self esteem. Jovi decides to put down the bottle for good. And Mike and Brandon deliver the beautiful brides the weddings they’ve always dreamed of. Join us for an April Fools edition of Bravo and Beer!

It’s March Madness baby, and we break down all the matchups the fans clamor for. Who’s got the better dick pic: Colt or Jovi? Did Andrew come back from behind and overtake Mike as the shows biggest asshole? And who will be the first to accept a one-time offer of 20 American dollars to appear on the podcast: Harris or Ryan? Tune in and find out!

Come cure your St. Patrick’s Day hangover with the hair of the dog on this week’s Bravo & Beer. Is your headache from all the Guinness? Or is it from trying to figure out exactly when did Hannah become a comic? Whose engagement ring is in whose butthole? Why did Amira have to quarantine in a riot zone? And why did Uncle Beau fall through the ceiling? All this and more on B&B.

It’s deja vu all over again! Johnny Damon surprises and thrills in an unexpected return to the airwaves of Bravo & Beer. Hannah once again exasperates all with her indefensible behavior, but is she more infuriating than the unholy 90-Day trinity of Andrew, Brandon, and Mike? Tune in to find out!

In this week’s B&B: on Summer House: should we fact check derp-caster Hannah's podcast? Will she ever take out the trash?

Then: the Real Housewives of ATL party with well-endowed strippers when (they think) the cameras are off. Who’s sitting on whose face?

Finally we ponder the age old question of how many chickens a Tunisian can fit in a dishwasher, how best to catfish Tarik & Hazel, and whether the K1 visa application allows for a substitution of party.

First, some vital DOOR TALK. Then, Odie breaks down the #BelowDeck reunion (which Brian and Rico were too stupid to be aware of). Later, some of the hosts defect from Team Natalie and Team Jovi on #90DayFiance. Then, as we start up #SummerHouse, one of America’s podcasters is crying because the man who declines to consummate their non-relationship is “obsessed” with her (her words, not reality). Oh, and we have a website now! www.bravoandbeer.com

Elizabeth finally gets fired (to her shock) on Below Deck. James is DELIGHTED. Francesca has her cake when she sees her arch-enemy off, and gets to eat it too. Literally! And then covid kills the season. 

90 Day Fiance brings Stephanie at the end of a meth-hula hoop binge, Uncle Beau owns Mike’s heart in a way Natalie never could dream of, and Andrew is a huge piece of crap.

No "90 Day" because of the Super Bowl? Blasphemy! But we still have "Below Deck" (where a certain tart gets fired) and we do a bit of the ol' side-eye at "Summer House" to fill the void after Below Deck's season finale next week.