We finally start talking about 90 Day: Happily Ever After, on top of the most boring episode of RHOP ever, and Below Deck's Rob/Jess worst couple that's ever lived award. But at least Chubby Bear makes out with Bugs.

On #RHOP we find out one of the hubbies is messing around with some wang behind his wife's back; Johnny Damon is whacking Coors Light like a champ on #BelowDeckMed, Jihoon finally gets a break on #90DayFiance and an Albanian battles a window wiper on Darcy and Stacey. Also, the tale of a girl falling out of a loft then peeing on Brian's floor.

We talk about reality trolls Darcy & Stacy, Below Deck's idiot zombie lovers, "Pimpto Bismol" from RHOP and 90 Day Fiance's "foreign sperm chaser." And also hot water heaters.

Malia vanquishes her nemesis Hannah on some real BS on Below Deck Med, Deavon's Mom is the worst on 90 Day Fiance, and "Real Housewives of Potomac" finally gets it's due. Also, Brian's power cuts out during the ep, which is highly annoying. 

It's a long one this week, as we drunks add in "Real Housewives of Potomac" (#RHOP) on top of our usual #BelowDeckMed and #90DayFianceTheOtherWay. But it's a good 'un! DRUGS! BACKSTABBING! CHUBBY BEAR! Brian wants to marry Jihoon's dad! Incorrect definitions of gangbanging! we have it all.

Odie returns (for better or worse) and the term and profession of "Financial Dominatrix" holds court. But don't worry, we #90Day and #BelowDeck just plenty. Smack that ass, Biniyam!

We talk some RHONY and about Sonja's inability to speak while drunk for a bit. THEN...Hannah raw dawgs Kiko with her TERRIBLE advice on making a "Vegas" meal on #BelowDeckMed, while Jihoon steals the show once again (with the help of his mother and a hilarious translator) on #90DayFiance The Other Way. And we have special guest, Jason Stapleton!

On #BelowDeckMed Kiko lets us all down and Pete, aka, The Unit, is erased...forever? Also, Rob and Jess are getting annoying. Then on #90DayTheOtherWay, Brittany goes insane to protect her lies and Jenny thinks she took Samit's virginity.

This is it, people, we are finally hitting our stride on this podcast. Best episode yet, wherein you can hear not only the breakdowns of your favorite shows, but also how Rico hilariously fell off a balcony and lived.

Below Deck Med overtakes 90 Day for sheer awkwardness this week, as Pete, aka THE #METOO-NIT, terrorizes Bugsy in the creepiest way possible.