-Dumbfu** of the week: Charlie Kirk, called Simone Biles a “selfish sociopath and a “shame to the country”

-Honorable mention goes to a Louisiana millionaire after pleading guilty to hiring two men to abduct his estranged wife, and the two men died during the attempt

-Fan of the week: John Cena, for granting over 650 wishes to children through make-a-wish since 2004. Almost one per week for 16 straight years

-Bird nest story

-ScarJo suing Disney for messing with her bag

-Invincible is getting a live action film adaptation

-McDonald’s global sales soar 40% after BTS collab

--What’s New in Music?

DaBaby is getting cancelled for his comments about the LGBTQ+ community during his show at Rolling Loud

Drake claims CLB is done (don’t believe it)

Donda this Friday?

Billie Eilish - Happier Than Ever

Silk Sonic - Skate

Isaiah Rashad - The House is Burning

ZHU - Monster (feat. John The Blind)

Young thug - P*nk album 10.5.21

--Sports

Olympic Update: US has 64 medals (22 Gold), USWNT loss to Canada, Simone Biles to compete in balance beam finals, Mens bball team to play Spain, Xander Schauffele wins gold for golf

NBA draft recap, Russ is a Laker, NBA free agency kicking off today at 6PM EST

Buffalo bills to Austin Texas?

USA takes down Mexico in Gold Cup final

-Dean’s Fact of the week:fast facts

-Who’s horny of the week?: Fertility Doctor Accused of Impregnating Women With Own Sperm Agrees to $10M Payout

-Dumbfu** of the week: Draymond Green for thinking the Warriors Instagram account forgot to post him when posting their rookie photoshoot

-Fan of the week: LeBron James, first active NBA player to reach $1 billion in earnings

-Ted Lasso is a show for everyone

-Elon Musk’s girlfriend (Grimes) revealed that Lil Uzi will be the first human to own an entire planet, called wasp-127b

-Nat Geo details new evidence on missing ancient continent submerged beneath New Zealand

-Space Jam: A New Legacy review

--What’s new in music?

Kanye West listening party event for “Donda” 23.6 million people tuned in on apple music

Smiley - Over the Top (feat. Drake)

Lil Nas X - Industry Baby (feat. Jack Harlow)

Khalid - New Normal

Swedish House Mafia, 070 Shake, Ty Dolla $ign - Lifetime

Dave - We’re All Alone In This Together

Belly, The Weeknd, Young Thug - Better Believe

Lorde - Stoned at the Nail Salon

Billie Eilish album drops this Friday

Rolling Loud is this weekend

--Sports

DeSean’s Milwaukee Bucks win the 2020-2021 NBA Championship

NBA Draft is this Wednesday the 28th

Team USA is garbage, what's wrong with them?

Olympics update (ROC)

Texas and Oklahoma are planning to leave the Big 12 for the SEC

Aaron Rodgers signs to play one more year, Deshaun Watson possibly be traded

-Dean’s Fact of the week: Insulin bio- hackers

-Who’s Horny of the week: A 19 year old Boston man, who’s accused of sexually assaulting a family’s horse, has turned himself in

Honorable mention: The Louvre. They are suing Pornhub over “classic nudes” museum guide

-Dumbfu** of the week: whoever thought that cardboard beds would stop Olympians from having sex

-Fan of the week: Nigeria Basketball twitter account

-RIP Biz Markie, 57

-Increase in Covid cases causes LA to have another mask mandate

-Netflix is developing video games and VR for their platform

-GTA DLC tomorrow

-Loki Finale

--What’s new in music?

Pop Smoke - Faith

WILLOW - lately i feel EVERYTHING

Trippie Redd, Lil Uzi Vert - Holy Smokes

Rufus Du Sol - Alive

John Mayer - Sob Rock

Shakira - Don’t Wait Up

Yanhdi might drop this weekend (Donda)

--Sports

NBA Finals update (Game 4 and 5)

Shooting at Nationals game

Tom Brady apparently played on torn MCL in left knee last season

The Open Championship

Olympics covid cases are rising

-Dean’s Factoid of the week: Russia facts

-Who’s Horny of the week: Everyone simping over Florence Pugh in Black Widow

-Dumbfu** of the week: Woman on flight to Charlotte who tried to open door mid flight was duct taped to her seat

-Fan of the week: Zalia Avant-Garde, for winning the Scripps National Spelling bee and being a beast hooper

-Honorable Mention: Chobani founder Hamdi Ulukaya. They are set to go public somewhere around $10B. In 2016 granted his 2k employees roughly 10% of the company. With many earlier employees set to net several million, many of them being factory workers

-Richard Branson made history as the first billionaire to reach space in his own spacecraft

-Haiti president assassinated

-Loki episode 5

-Black Widow made some money $$$

-Trailer for Marvel’s “What If..?”

--What’s New in Music?

Big Time Rush is making a comeback

The Kid Laroi & Justin Bieber - Stay

Billie Eilish - NDA

Post Malone - Motley Crew

BTS - Butter / Permission to Dance

Bas - The Jackie (feat. J Cole & Lil Tjay)

Vince Staples - Vince Staples

IDK - Usee4yourself

Snoh Aalegra - Temporary Highs in the Violet Skies

Cannons - Fire For You (Tiesto Remix)

--Sports

Steven A. Smith is a racist, does ESPN have a racism problem?

McGregor vs Pourier

Team USA lost to Nigeria

Lebron in fortnite

England vs. Italy Euro 2020 Championship

Novak Djokovic wins Wimbledon

NBA Finals games 2 and 3

-Dean’s Fact of the week: health facts

-Who’s Horny of the week? Drake, took Amari Bailey’s mom on a date and rented out Dodger Stadium to do so

Lamar Odom for thirsting for Khloe Kardashian

-Dumbfu** of the week: New Zealand home burned down after man tried to cook steaks in the toaster and left his house to go get fries for his meal

-Fan of the week: Ingenuity, the first ever player powered football pitch was built in the favelas of Rio in Brazil. It has 200 tiles under the surface to capture the kinetic energy to power the floodlights

-Loki episode 3 and 4

-Star wars visions

-Scientists in China discovered a new species of humans nicknamed “Dragon Man”. Homo Longi lived in East Asia approx 146,000 years ago

-Maine Lawmakers voted to decriminalize all drugs following Oregon’s lead

--What’s New in Music?

Tyler, The Creator - Call Me If You Get Lost

13 tracks on Billboard Hot 100

Brent Faiyaz - Wasting Time (feat. Drake)

Doja Cat - Planet Her

Dvsn, Ty Dolla $ign, Mac Miller - I Believed It

Ed Sheeran - Bad Habits

DaBaby - Red Light Green Light

WILLOW - Lipstick

Logic lied when he said he was retiring

--Sports

The NBA finals are upon us, predictions, and hot takes

What a career, Marv Albert

Rachel Nichols drama (racism and caught up with Jimmy Buckets)

Columbus Blue Jackets goalie died at age 24 due to a firework accident

Weed being a banned substance in 2021

NIL rights for NCAA players is so awesome

The Match between Rodgers and Bryson vs Lefty and TB12

Ohtani makes history?

Dean’s fact of the week: money facts

Who’s Horny of the week: Steve Ballmer grabbing dudes balls and runner up is a Texas man who allegedly masterbated outside girls window show multiple times after her parents caught him

-Dumbfu** of the week: Reggie Miller for his awful take on Twitter

-Fan of the week: MacKenzie Scott gifts another $2.7 billion in donations to charities, universities, and cultural institutions

-Loki episode 2

-The people want Jeff Bezos and his brother to stay in outer space

-Dippin Dots CEO was hit with lawsuit by his former girlfriend over revenge porn

--What’s New in Music?

Tyler, The Creator - LUMBERJACK

Majid Jordan - Been Through That

Wale - Angles (feat. Chris Brown)

Don Toliver - Drugs N Hella Melodies (feat. Kali Uchis)

H.E.R. - Back of My Mind

DaBaby - Ball If I Want To

Cordae & Common - What’s Life

French montana - FWMGB

J-cole teases tour

--Sports

The KD games, CP3 tested positive, Kawhi’s ACL injury, Stan Van Gundy fired, Scott Brooks leaves Wizards, Dallas leadership falls apart, Playoff P is a real persons, Ben Simmons and the 76ers break my brain

John Rahm wins US Open, Bryson falls apart like a baby

I'm addicted to betting on midday soccer

SCOTUS sides with former college athletes over NCAA rules limited education-related benefits.

Olympics begin this week (shout out Grant Fisher)

-Dean’s fact of the week: Olympics facts

-Who’s horny of the week? RIP Ziona Chana who reportedly fathered 94 kids with 39 wives passed away in India at 76 years old

-Dumbfu** of the week: TikTokers who thought they could fight

-Fan of the week: Michael Packard for being able to tell the tale of him being inside a whale's mouth

-An off duty flight attendant tried to open up the plane door on a Delta flight from LAX to ATL

-Corinna Kopf makes an only fans and then complains

-This Saturday is Juneteenth

-Anthony Weiner is back on dating app that made him a sex offender and says he might turn his underwear photo into an NFT

-Loki

-Parasite

--What’s New in Music?

Migos - Culture 3

Lorde - Solar Power

Polo G - Hall of Fame

SAINt JHN, SZA - Just For Me (Space Jam: A New Legacy)

Megan Thee Stallion - Thot Shit (music video was wild)

Pi’erre Bourne - The Life Of Pi’erre 5

Tyler said he's dropping new music

Maroon 5 - Jordi (Deluxe Edition)

Drake (liar) says CLB will arrive before end of summer

--Sports

US Open this weekend

Celebrity boxing is taking over the planet

2020 European Championship

Get well soon, Christian Eriksen

Suns sweep Nuggets, Bucks even series against Nets, LA wins a game vs Utah, Philly gets back to back wins against Hawks

Dennis Schroder turned down $84 million??

-Dean’s fact of the week: Horny facts

-Who’s horny of the week? Confessional

-Dumbfu** of the week: Jay Williams

-Runner up: whoever bought an invisible sculpture from Italian artist Salvatore Garau for $18,300

-Fan of the week: 7 year old Chase Poust. Swam an hour with no life jacket to shore and got help for his family who were swept away by a current

-Happy 15th birthday Cars, Happy 10th birthday Marvins Room

-Loki Episode 1 debut

-Outer Banks season 2 premieres July 30th

-Mark Zuckerburg knows something we do not

-Jeff Bezos going to space with brother

-Armie Hammer update: checked into rehab for drug, alcohol, and sex issues

--What’s New in Music?

Migos announce Culture 3 featuring Drake, Cardi B, Polo G, Future, Justin Bieber, Juice WRLD, Pop Smoke, NBA Youngboy

Lorde teases new music with Solar Power cover art

Lil Baby & Lil Durk - The Voice of the Heroes

Billie Eilish - Lost Cause

John Mayer - Last Train Home

Roddy Ricch - Late At Night

Calvin Harris & Tom Grennan - By Your Side

Apple Music update now with Spatial Audio with Dolby Atmos

--Sports:

NBA playoff update, Jokic wins MVP, Luka vs Clippers, LeBron switches number back to 6, Pat Riley fined 25k

Floyd Mayweather is a legalized bank robber

Coach K announces ‘21-’22 will be his last

John Rahm had to back out of tournament

Brooks vs Bryson

Julio Jones signs with Titans

-Dean’s Fact of the Week: gay facts // coleslaw?

-Who’s Horny of the Week: Horniest cities in America 1) Paradise, Nev. 2) Orange, Calif. 3) Hollywood, Fla. 4) Providence, RI. 5) Atlanta, GA

Runner up: DeSean Dante Brown

-Happy June aka pride month

-Dumbfu** of the week: NBA fans

-Honorable mention: JJ Abrams for saying Star Wars sequel trilogy taught him that it is “critical” to have a plan “otherwise you don’t know what you’re setting up”

-Fan of the week: 17 year old Hailey Morinico for saving her dogs lives and shoving a mama bear off a brick wall

Tiktok boss Zhang Yiming (38) has resigned with a networth of $44 billion to spend his time “reading and daydreaming”

-Friends Reunion Special

-Amazon has purchased MGM Studios for $8.45 billion and Warner --Media and Discovery merge

-Kim Jong-Un bans skinny jeans in North Korea

--What’s new in music?

Drake thinks its funny he is 6 months late dropping CLB

DMX - Exodus

PnB Rock - Forever Never (feat. Swae Lee & Pink Sweat$)

Lil Baby & Lil Durk - Voice of the Heroes single off upcoming joint album

Eminem, Jack Harlow & Cordae - Killer (Remix)

Hotboii & Future - Nobody Special

Olivia rodrigo is a fraud industry plant

--Sports

This Saturday Floyd Mayweather takes on Logan Paul

Chelsea defeat Man City 1-0 to win Champions League

Naomi Osaka withdraws from French Open

Nike and Neymar drama heats up

NBA Playoff update

Olympics soon

-Dean’s Factoid of the week: Fun gay facts

-Who’s horny of the week?: Sunday, the horniest day of the week

-Dumbfu*k of the week: Doctors in Austria than mistakenly amputated the wrong leg on an 82 year old man

-Fan of the week: Taika Waititi for potentially being in an open relationship with Tessa Thompson and Rita Ora

-Marvel released a trailer for The Eternals

-New willy wonka

-Moderna kicked my ass

--What's new in music?

Olivia Rodrigo - Debut album, Sour

Adeins kickback

BTS - Butter (S/O BTS army for having our back)

Lil Nas X - Sun Goes Down

Green Day - Pollyanna

Polo G - Gang Gang (feat. Lil Wayne)

42 Dugg - Free Dem Boyz

J Cole- sold 280k first week

Thanks to TikTok the backyardigans have been stuck in my head for a week

--Sports

Congrats to Lefty, Phil Mickelson, for returning to glory and winning a major at 50 years old

The NBA knows how to run their playoffs

Play in tourney was a success, Jazz lose game 1 to Memphis, Trae Young game winner in NY, LA loses first game to Suns, Mil/Mia is my series to watch closely

Julio Jones wants out of ATL

-Dean’s Factoid of the week: food facts

-Who’s Horny of the week: 7eleven on twitter for saying “GOOOOOD MORNING slurpeeps are we getting that slurp today?”