-Dumbfu** of the week: Jalen Green for his comments on Detroit
Runner up: Dennis Schroder’s agent for letting him turn down 4 years 84 mil guaranteed and letting him sign for just 1 year 5.9 mil in Boston
-Fan of the week: Built Bar, Utah based power bar company will pay tuition for all 36 walk-ons at BYU
-Someone is trying to clone Leo Messi
-Star Wars: Visions trailer (DeSean is unwell)
-Rockstar Games is reportedly remastering a GTA trilogy: GTA III, GTA San Andreas, GTA Vice City
-Jeff Bezos is a sore loser, sues NASA
-An asteroid the size of the Empire State Building may hit Earth in the 2100s
--What's New In Music?
Lizzo, Cardi B - Rumors
Elton John, Dua Lipa - Cold Heart (PNAU Remix)
PinkPantheress - Just for me
The Killers - Pressure Machine
Rufus Du Sol - Next to Me
Lorde - Mood Ring
--Sports
Tim Tebow is cut from the Jacksonville Jaguars
NFL Preseason talk (Rookie QB class looks nice)
Kemba Walker joins the NY Knicks, Pat Bev is getting tossed around, Joel Embid got a max extension
NBA Summer League takeaways? (old ass mf’s playing with rookies is hilarious)
-Dean’s fact of the week: Reddit facts
-Who’s Horny of the week?: Florida woman busted for allegedly masturbating, exposing self during jail visit