The Bricked Up Podcast

3 fine strapping gentleman discuss their new years resolutions and the validity of the Chinese having their own new years. Do you think they should have one? Also it's a month what's up with that? Dragons are scary!!!! Wrong hole, wrong hole. I told you twice now wrong hole. Why does nobody deliver Texas Roadhouse?

Here you fucking go

Ho, Ho, Ho, stinky! Sexmas is here, all year Santa has been watching you fap. Have you been a good boy? pull up with a nice cup of hot cockalate. You better watch out. You better not cry, don't be a Thickmas scrooge. As you anticipate Santa cumming down your chimney, you better be thinking about tiny Tim and his not so tiny crutch. Who aint gettin those cripple cummies.

You ever shit yourself? Do you want to shit yourself?? You ever cum so hard it smelt bad??? 
Well, you are in the right spot. Take that cock out, take a deep breath, and relax that hole. 
If you smell a fart that might mean your cummin shit, playboy. Your either with me or against me. This is Ben's episode. 

***Special Guest Alert***
We ordered pizza and talked about Lady Gaga

Don't call my name...

Stop diggin in yo butt, twinks. Fire up the kettles, man the harpoons. We eatin good tonight boys! 9/11 was a cajun job. Love that chicken from Popeyes, pussy. I wish I could put music notes there, but I cannot. Fuck. Thank our troops. 

We get buck naked and traverse the Southwest deserts in search for the TRUTH! That's right, we racially profile Bob Lazar. 

Fingers crossed, this will be the last wack audio you ever hear from us. Bitches got new mics. Nevertheless, we are going to myth bust the Philadelphia Experiment involving the USS Eldridge. All the while, getting on our knees and begging for our overlords to release Jeffey's files in time for christmas. 

We are on the hunt for the TRUTH!!! We get bricked up and take this sloppily engineered podcast on the road, to the Carbondalien Festival. We spoke with 2 agents of disinformation (gay men in suits who loved MIB). We also gave you all a taste of our undercover work with our first ever interview. We introduce the world to, Marty. We ask him the HARD questions to maintain the HARD brick standard of the BUP. 

We popped our spooky collars on Halloween the other day. We talked about our disgusting evening of blaring 6 7 for over an hour. Debunking Christianity and the economic crisis through handing out candy to starving children. We looked out for the needy and made sure they knew. YOUR BROTHER'S SOUL IS MINE!!!